Sunday, October 23, 2011

Beast Power Dude: More Interesting and Thoughtful?



Prophet Thiel is all breathless again about Karl Guttenburg, the future Beast of Revelation who is currently living in Connecticut.  Thiel had heart palpitations last year when the Beast moved to Connecticut to work at a US Think Tank (CSIS).  Imagine having the future ruler of Europe here doing reconnaissance in America as he is secretly planning it's captivity and downfall.

The Prophet discovered an article from the Washington Post from October 7th and was excited to see that Guttenberg is "...far more thoughtful and interesting than many politicians...in Europe."

Why would CSIS bring on Germany’s minister of plagiarism?

Washington Post (blog) - Allen McDuffee – ‎Oct 7, 2011‎
The German press dubbed Guttenberg the “cut and paste minister” or the “minister of plagiarism.” So why would a prominent US think tank — an academic institution — such as CSIS bring Guttenberg on so soon after his downfall?

CSIS president and chief executive John Hamre told Think Tanked that he saw no reason to punish Guttenberg “just because some people wish to chain him to his transgression as part of their political agenda.”
“I spent some time in a seminary. I understand transgression. But I also understand redemption,” said Hamre…“I find Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg to be a creative, energetic and passionate policy intellectual. He is far more thoughtful and interesting than many politicians I have met in Europe.”Guttenberg has relocated Greenwich, Conn., and will lead a new transatlantic dialogue at the think tank in an unpaid capacity.
So why does Thiel zero in on "thougthful and far more interesting.?"  Here's why:

The above is interesting for several reasons. One of which is that apparently the Baron strikes the CSIS head as different from other European leaders–more thoughtful and more interesting.  Being more “thoughtful” is supportive of one with big plans, while being more interesting is the sign of a charismatic leader.
So if a person is "thoughtful" then his agenda makes him a man with big plans?  Herbert Armstrong was the opposite of thoughtful yet he had big plans.  And being "interesting" is a sign of a future charismatic leader?

Mr. & Mrs. Beast


Thiel continues:

I found the above of interest as it suggests that while Baron Guttenberg resigned, he may not feel he was particularly guilty of anything of real consequence.  I believe he will later indicate that the plagiarism matter was overblown and he resigned for the good of Germany in particular and possibly Europe in general.

By becoming part of the Washington-based Centre for Strategic and International Studies, Baron Guttenberg will have contacts in the USA that he is likely to use politically in future. And since there is at least one major Israeli leader in the same think tank, this may influence him enough so that he possibly can fulfill the prophecies Daniel 9:26-27 (which he may do directly, or perhaps only through confirmation indirectly).

Let me get this straight.  What the prophet is saying here is that this German Beast Power is potentially going to conspire with a Jewish Zionist to overthrow the US?  I guess the Beast will use this Israeli to help defeat the Muslims when the Beast takes over Jerusalem in 2012 and then will turn around and stab the Jews in the back as he sets up his throne in Jerusalem and starts performing miracles for all the world to see.  Yep, it's the same old Armstrongite mythology being promoted.


Then the Prophet ends with a standard "qualification" that all failed prophets have used for millennia:

On the other hand, it is possible that Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg could simply be a normal politician, with ups and downs like many others. We will see.

Brethren, the bogeyman could just be a normal politician, but be warned there is a Beast Power soon to come!  Time is short!  He could come in the next few years! Be diligent brethren!  The beast will come as a thief in the night unless you stay on top of world events!  Only the TRUE Church of God has this knowledge and it is the Living Church of God. Abandon your heretical false Church of God's and join up with the only COG doing a mighty work on earth today! We will save your sorry ass so you can join with us TRUE disciples as we trek off to Petra for 3 1/2 years of desert bliss as a huge cloud protects us from the bombs and guns of angry Jordanians after they discover why we are really there. There is only one church on earth doing what God called Mr. Armstrong to restore and that is us!



11 comments:

Anonymous said...

You are soooooooooooooooo bad! I love it!

Anonymous said...

And here I thought the Beast was Roderick Meredith!

Silly me.

Anonymous said...

I know that Thiel can't resist writing about his extensive knowledge of prophecy (and to point out everyone else's apparent deficiencies). I didn't think he would be stupid enough to openly speculate who "the Beast" was, and to actually name that person. I guess I was wrong to give him too much credit. What a jackass.

Anonymous said...

Douglas thinks Meredith is the Beast, but seriously, Meredith looks an awful lot like the man of sin in 2 Thess 2. Why? 1) after the falling away (v3). 2) Meredith regularly spews vile hatred toward the other churches of God (v4 "opposes all that is called God"). 3) Meredith exalts himself and his church above all that is called God (v4). 4) He sits in the temple of God (the church of God) (v4). 5) He regularly teaches submission to God's government. An analysis of his sermons show that this means submission to him, as he is God's government on earth and you should submit to him as you would submit to God. This is awfully close to him sitting in the temple of God saying that he is God (v4). Be assured, he will be revealed in his own time.

DennisCDiehl said...

Chess is the gameof the beast.

number each square 1,2,3....to 36.
Add them together.
Guess what? :)

Turn Herman Cain's 999 plan upside down.
Guess what?

And remember, humans make bar codes to their preferences and probably have read Revelation as well. Humans play games.

I still prefer the historic rendition of Revelation that labels Vespasian the Beast at the Fall of Jerusalem in 70AD and The False Apostle Paul, the False Prophet the Jewish Ephesian Church in Revelation booted and Paul admitted to that "all those in Asia have forsaken me."

Has a nice ring to it.

I can see why some might wish to hide that rendition.

DennisCDiehl said...

Nigel Farange would make a better Beast.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2gm9q8uabTs

DennisCDiehl said...

Actually Nigel is the Beast's worse nightmare

Anonymous said...

Well said, anonymous.

He also has a church that has a name that is "Living" but is dead.

Isn't there something about spewing?

Anonymous said...

Well I can't speak for the beast, but the beastette is a hottie!

Byker Bob said...

This is all Twilight Zone stuff. It's getting to the point where Thiel is nearly as bad as the late David ben Ariel, who, singlehandedly and armed only with Armstrongism, nearly caused several international incidents.

Ben Ariel wrote to the German version of congress to exhort them to begin fulfilling their allegedly prophetic role, and called Schwartzaneggar's office in California to encourage him to run for office over in Germany (thinking that Arnie was a possible candidate for "Beast".)

Somebody ought to tell Thiel to compare skin pigmentation and national heritage of the Germans with the Assyrians. WCG/HWA always did provide a lying witness to back up their crackpot theology, and now with knowledge increasing through genetics and space age technology, that lying witness has finally manifested itself as being the foolishness it always was.

Expect more insanity from the Armstrongite camps. Insanity is one of several ways in which people are known to deal with meltdowns of their belief systems and the undeniable debunking of their gurus.

BB

NO2HWA said...

BB: The insanity will start to ramp up as we head into the coming election year. We have not heard anything yet! Then as more and more Muslim countries drop democracy for sharia law you will see them taking advantage of that.

There are days when I think there will not be something to post here, and then someone in a COG opens their mouth and provide me will all kinds of fodder. It's all too good to pass up! :-)