Monday, November 18, 2013

Did You Know Satan Was A Woman and That She Appoints All World and Religious Leaders?

One of Armstrongism's weirdest cult break-offs was The Houe of Yahweh in Texas.  It is lead by Buffalo Bill Hawkins.  Hawkins has been in and out of jail, is a serial adulterer, bigamist and all around con artist who rewrote the Bible to support his deviant beliefs that call for the Nuclear Baby to destroy the world.

Hawkins cult is listed in the "6 Insane Cults (That Would Probably Be a Lot of Fun)"

Unlike popular religions which try to bore us with things like scripture and goodness, the House of Yahweh is all about making sure we know what the fuck is going wrong out there in the world. For instance, did you know Satan is a woman who appoints all political and religious leaders, with the probable exception of Buffalo Bill? Or that by mid-2001 80 percent of the world's population will be killed by a nuclear war and then it won't rain for over 1,000 days? And when Y2K hits, you better make sure you're on the right side of Jesus or you're gonna be so screwed.

Fortunately, Buffalo Bill is a prophet so while those Catholics are caught on the toilet when the Rapture hits, he will have found all of his followers the right mountain top to stand on to make it easier on God to take us all away and we will have all had time to have some snacks and pee before it happens.

While some might argue that, as a prophet, maybe his dates should make sense or maybe he should have known he was about to be arrested for bigamy back in February of 2008, we believe this is probably all just part of the master plan. Look at the video again. There's totally a master plan.

1 comment:

James said...

I had a church friend who went into this cult. I wonder if he is still alive?