Saturday, March 1, 2014

Eric King: True Christians are Becoming “New Beings” Through the Practice of Mocha

"True Christians are becoming “new beings” 
through the practice of mocha."


MOCA (pronounced, mocha) is the acronym for “Mind Of Christ Action”. True Christians are becoming “new beings” through the practice of mocha. “When anyone is joined to Christ, he is a New Being; the old is gone, the new has come.” [1 Corinthians 5:17] Fallen apostate churches and denominations are not teaching this truth. As we grow in Christ we begin to confront every situation with new insight.

Somewhere an asylum is missing an inmate.....


8 comments:

Anonymous said...

ROTFLMAO! What an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!

(minushorny)old EXPCGhag said...

As we grow in Christ...

>JOKE<

Black Ops Mikey said...

Do you suppose that he came up with this after reading the March-April 2014 Bible Advocate, "Simply Jesus"?

Living
According
To
The
Excellence

of Jesus.

Head Usher said...

E.W.: the king of making shit up.

How is this guy not a fringe xian mystic?

Byker Bob said...

He obviously never listens to Christian radio or watches Christian television. This message, apparently new to him, is a main stay of the mainstream. They don't make up stupid acronyms to preach it, though.

BB

Joe Moeller said...

FRAPPE...

(Frappé coffee is a Greek foam-covered iced coffee drink made from instant coffee, commonly available at McDonalds/Starbucks)

F - Forever
R- Regretting
A- Anything
P- Pertaining to
P- Prophecy from
E- E.W. King !

Joe Moeller
Cody, WY
(2014 Council of Elders- Write In Candidate)


Anonymous said...

Jesus, a COG7 follower and a COG follower walk into a Starbucks. Jesus says, "Three venti mocha lattes, please." Immediately the COG7 guy pipes up, "Actually, I'll just have a tall latte, thanks." The COG guy says, "And I'll just have a tall mocha." Jesus turns to them and says, why couldn't you just have what I ordered for you? "No offense, Jesus—" started the COG7 guy "—But I couldn't possibly have what he's having!" finished the COG guy.

Anonymous said...

True Christians can become “New Beings” through "POOP" !

Prepare for the Split-Riddled Kingdom!
Or, you may end up in the Lake of Fire,
Or even worse, you may end up in the PCG, UCG, or the LCG.
Please heed these words, ye with ears to hear!