Central Oklahoma, and particularly the region around Edmond has been hit with a series of earthquakes over the last several months. Gerald Flurry's campus has felt the majority of these quakes.
Since Armstrongism always says that earthquakes are God's way of punishing sinners, it must be quite obvious to all that God is now punishing the Philadelphia Church of God for their despicable actions on how they treat members.
PCG writes:
EDMOND—The latest in a series of small earthquakes rumbled beneath the Philadelphia Church of God headquarters campus at approximately 10:44 this morning. Staff members in buildings all over campus felt the 3.2 tremor, including the television crew and Pastor General Gerald Flurry as he finished taping his first Key of David program in Armstrong Auditorium.
The tremor was the latest of dozens of quakes that have shaken central Logan County, Oklahoma, about four miles north of the headquarters campus location. In a roughly 30-square mile area, the United States Geological Survey recorded 24 quakes within the past week, not including the 10:44 a.m. quake. Twenty occurred on Saturday alone, the largest of which measured 3.5. on the Richter scale.
Oklahoma is not accustomed to seismic activity; for decades, residents felt few or no earthquakes. But since 2007, the number of earthquakes in the state have multiplied, including some that have measured above 3.0. Earthquakes Continue in Central Oklahoma
10 comments:
The spin members are probably hearing is the same spin we use to hear about earthquakes in Pasadena - it will be blamed on Satan who knows his time is short and is displaying his anger against God's Church.
Gary, I believe you and I were in attendance in the big tent at the 1969 Feast of Tabernacles in Jekyll Island when the hurricane hit the night Garner Ted spoke. Again, the spin was that Satan influenced the hurricane and struck in anger at the Church and Garner Ted that evening the tent shook and light bulbs popped as the storm hit shore.
Richard
Sometimes Gerry, ya gotta ask just whose fault is it....
Every time Mr. Flurry thinks his six-pack has calmed down enough to open a beer, God shakes it up again with another earthquake.
Twenty times on the Sabbath alone!
This surely is a time of tribulation for Gerry.
God is angry at the PCG for their crimes against humanity and their barbaric treatment of the brethren. Besides they are all fracking crazy.
I see a Big red plume with a 1000 radionuclides hitting the Edmund area. No need to worry as the minds of all the people here are already mutated!
Nothing supernatural involved. The earth simply has to adjust to all the water pumping, fracking and who knows what else that's been going on. Nature can't stand a vacuum. Gravity is going to have its way. Hopefully, it all won't loosen up some big hidden fault and cause a real temblor.
I'm praying that Flurry and a few other PCG "leaders" will croak.
Blogger Allen C. Dexter said...
Nothing supernatural involved. The earth simply has to adjust to all the water pumping, fracking and who knows what else that's been going on. Nature can't stand a vacuum. Gravity is going to have its way. Hopefully, it all won't loosen up some big hidden fault and cause a real temblor.
February 26, 2014 at 8:46 AM
Yes it's freakin frackin. Azle Texas has been experiencing this so the community went to Austin and got the companies shut down. There have not been any earthquakes reported since then. BOOYAH!
...and another thing. If the earthquakes were hitting in MY area, the PCG would assume God was allowing Satan to punish me for my sins. But since it's the PCG CLAN, well that's different, because they are the mostest specialestest people on this frickin frackin planet earth!...AMEN.
Anon 5:48, I have faith that if you keep on praying long enough, Flurry et al. actually will croak. In fact, you could get the same result by just wishing, without involving the deity.
Behold the basis of my faith. We had a cat that refused to use a litter box. She fouled our floors. She had an aloof disposition and no endearing qualities that might have redeemed her. I hated that cat. Every time I looked at her--in fact every time she crossed my mind--I would think, "I wish that cat would die." After several years of this, my wish came true.
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