"True Christians are becoming “new beings”
through the practice of mocha."
MOCA (pronounced, mocha) is the acronym for “Mind Of Christ Action”. True Christians are becoming “new beings” through the practice of mocha. “When anyone is joined to Christ, he is a New Being; the old is gone, the new has come.” [1 Corinthians 5:17] Fallen apostate churches and denominations are not teaching this truth. As we grow in Christ we begin to confront every situation with new insight.
Somewhere an asylum is missing an inmate.....
8 comments:
ROTFLMAO! What an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!
As we grow in Christ...
>JOKE<
Do you suppose that he came up with this after reading the March-April 2014 Bible Advocate, "Simply Jesus"?
Living
According
To
The
Excellence
of Jesus.
E.W.: the king of making shit up.
How is this guy not a fringe xian mystic?
He obviously never listens to Christian radio or watches Christian television. This message, apparently new to him, is a main stay of the mainstream. They don't make up stupid acronyms to preach it, though.
BB
FRAPPE...
(Frappé coffee is a Greek foam-covered iced coffee drink made from instant coffee, commonly available at McDonalds/Starbucks)
F - Forever
R- Regretting
A- Anything
P- Pertaining to
P- Prophecy from
E- E.W. King !
Joe Moeller
Cody, WY
(2014 Council of Elders- Write In Candidate)
Jesus, a COG7 follower and a COG follower walk into a Starbucks. Jesus says, "Three venti mocha lattes, please." Immediately the COG7 guy pipes up, "Actually, I'll just have a tall latte, thanks." The COG guy says, "And I'll just have a tall mocha." Jesus turns to them and says, why couldn't you just have what I ordered for you? "No offense, Jesus—" started the COG7 guy "—But I couldn't possibly have what he's having!" finished the COG guy.
True Christians can become “New Beings” through "POOP" !
Prepare for the Split-Riddled Kingdom!
Or, you may end up in the Lake of Fire,
Or even worse, you may end up in the PCG, UCG, or the LCG.
Please heed these words, ye with ears to hear!
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