Tuesday, April 22, 2014

Stephen Gilbreath: Three Minutes of the Weirdest and Silliest COG Broadcasting Ever Seen

Does Stephen Gilbreath have one of the weirdest COG "broadcasts" ever to be presented?  
Even Bob Thiel ranks below this guy.

Watch the first three minutes for the most embarrassing stupid facial expressions and as he loses his train of thought several times.  Anyone that gives money to this numbnut deserves to be defrauded!


Connie Schmidt said...

Wow! 22 views on YOU TUBE of this in the last 5 days, (with likely ALL of them coming here from BANNED!)

With such quality and "viral videos" Im sure Gilbreath is ready to be syndicated!

Interesting how the opening theme music on this was lifted from the old GTA opening for his radio program in the early 1970s.

I have seen videos made by fifth and sixth graders done usually better than this. Yes, frankly, even Thiel does a better job.

Sweetblood777 said...

This guy is having problems reading a teleprompter or other device. He just loses himself in the translation.

It is either this, or he needs to go back to spokesman's club and learn how to speak spontaneously.

Whatever the reason, he is coming across as a fish out of water. Most do not seem to get it. No one, who is seeking the truth, is seeking it by watching television. The MSM is a complete turnoff for many who now depend on the alternate media for their news.

old EXPCG hag said...


old EXPCG hag said...

Well, that link was a total failure. Just google Alien faces, Shapeshifters. MUFON

Black Ops Mikey said...

It's too bad that some people aren't self-aware enough to realize when senile dementia is upon them.

Actually, it seems to be upon the entire Cult of Herbert Armstrong. Have you seen the latest cover of Tomorrow's World? Bill Nye the bad guy? Is that John Lennon or Larry from the three stooges? They should have Roddie Meredith's picture there (along with Eric King).

Senile dementia in Armstrongism: The next step in the entropy decline of the cult.

You ministers out there -- do try to remember what you did yesterday.

Anonymous said...

These contemptuous rats that set themselves up as know-it-all leaders, prophets, second witnesses and evangelists deserve to be ridiculed.

Anonymous said...

Now write it 100 times on your blackboard or the rear window of your car.

your friendly neighborhood spelling nut.\

Anonymous said...

Gary, I cant sit through 30 seconds of this, much less three minutes!! - RSK

Anonymous said...

I think he learned his style from Rowan Atkinson. Only Mr. Bean had more profound things to express.

NO2HWA said...

Thanks Anon. Fixed it. Did this one on iPad and it autocorrects spelling and I missed its version of the word. Into the lake of fire I go!

Byker Bob said...

Back in the '60s when 409 Chevies were turning 13's at the local dragstrips, there was an overworked cartoon cliche of the apocalypticist. Some unshaven nutcase in ratty clothes carrying around a sign that read "Repent!" Of course you didn't expect these bums to be terribly articulate, because they had obviously fallen through the cracks of society, to be dragged through the back alleys of the slums. Later in the '60s, they would have been thought of as acid casualties.

WCG parents would point to these examples and explain to their children that this was Satan's blatant misrepresentation of those who would carry God's endtime message to the world, further explaining to the kids that "They may not know it, but the end is really going to happen in 1975, as Mr. Armstrong says!"

I really wonder how ACOG parents of today explain away the ludicrous examples their children have to witness from within their own ranks. Imagine a kid hearing Gall Breath, and asking, "Mommy, does that funny man really keep the sabbath?"

The "world's" cartoon depictions from the '60s were truly prophetic!


Elijah Eagle said...

You have been warned here before by others. You dare to mock God's servant so you had better be prepared to reap the consequences! I would not want to be in any of your shoes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Fortunately I don't wear shoes. I am well grounded (to the earth).
They only ones these crooks serve is themselves!

Anonymous said...

Dear Elijah,

You might as well have said:

"You dare to mock the Tooth Fairy's servant so you had better be prepared to reap the consequences!"

Lake of Fire Church of God said...

Connie Schmidt said, "Interesting how the opening theme music on this was lifted from the old GTA opening for his radio program in the early 1970s."

MY COMMENT - Indeed it is the opening theme music to The World Tomorrow which GTA quietly re-named the broadcast after himself in the early 1970s on radio & TV.

To Stephen Gilbreath - I listened and watched Garner Ted Armstrong on radio and television; heard Garner Ted Armstrong speak in person at Feast of Tabernacles; attended Garner Ted's "America Listen" personal appearance campaign in Richmond, Va.; and even shook Garner Ted Armstrong's hand once. YOU SIR ARE NO GARNER TED ARMSTRONG!


RSK said...

Now waitamin, I thought we were warned not to mock Meredith. Or was it Malm? I can't even remember which one and only true "God's servant" it was.

Besides, it was Elisha who made bears do his dirty work for him, not Elijah.

Connie Schmidt said...



My Comment >>> Well , for the sake of all of us COG women, LETS HOPE NOT!

Ted didn't just cheat on his wife, he cheated on his mistress at the same time too! It doesn't get much lower than that!

Retired Prof said...

You gotta show a little compassion, Connie.
A little understanding. It's hard enough being true to one woman. Think what a strain it must be to stay faithful to two.

Anonymous said...

As someone who's worked in television news, I agree with Sweetblood - it looks like prompter problems. It still can be a good idea to print out your scripts before the show.