Saturday, April 26, 2014

Tornadoes Today In Oklahoma, Arkansas and Texas...It's God's Punishment




God's favorite and only TRUE double-dosed Church of God leader to ever lead an end time work is telling the world today that the tornadoes that happened today are because God is really REALLY pissed off at the sinful scum in Texas and Oklahoma.  So says Bob Thiel...as who should have known.....



God teaches that because of disobedience He will scatter people and use a whirlwind:
8 Then the word of the Lord came to Zechariah, saying, 9 “Thus says the Lord of hosts:
‘Execute true justice,
Show mercy and compassion
Everyone to his brother.
10 Do not oppress the widow or the fatherless,
The alien or the poor.
Let none of you plan evil in his heart
Against his brother.’
11 But they refused to heed, shrugged their shoulders, and stopped their ears so that they could not hear. 12 Yes, they made their hearts like flint, refusing to hear the law and the words which the Lord of hosts had sent by His Spirit through the former prophets. Thus great wrath came from the Lord of hosts. 13 Therefore it happened, that just as He proclaimed and they would not hear, so they called out and I would not listen,” says the Lord of hosts. 14 “But I scattered them with a whirlwind among all the nations which they had not known. Thus the land became desolate after them, so that no one passed through or returned; for they made the pleasant land desolate.” (Zechariah 7:8-14)

21 A cyclone sweeps them up — gone!
Not a trace of them left, not even a footprint.

22 Catastrophes relentlessly pursue them;
they run this way and that, but there’s no place to hide —

23 Pummeled by the weather,
blown to kingdom come by the storm.’

And if that's not enough, Apostle Thiel has another one for you sinful scum:

The following is telling of a time when at least some of the descendents of Ephraim (currently dominating lands such as the UK, Canada, Australia, and New Zealand) will face a major destruction from a tornado:
5 Even though Ephraim ran wild,
the black sheep of the family.
“God’s tornado is on its way,
roaring out of the desert.
It will devastate the country,
leaving a trail of ruin and wreckage.
The cities will be gutted,
dear possessions gone for good.
16 Now Samaria has to face the charges
because she has rebelled against her God:
Her people will be killed, babies smashed on the rocks,
pregnant women ripped open.
(Hosea 13:15-16, THE MESSAGE)

But never fear!  If you sinful scum would only repent and come into the ONE and ONLY True Church lead by the most incredible end time man eveeeeeer you life might be spared!

7 comments:

old EXPCG hag said...

Same message Gerald Flurry (Philadelphia Church of God)preaches.

Same message HWA preached and so on and so on.

So take your pick...who are you going to believe??

Let me rephrase that...Who are you going to worship and give ALL your money and time to? Flurry, Thiel, etc??

Bob Thiel writes:

...God teaches that because of disobedience He will scatter people and use a whirlwind:
8 Then the word of the Lord came to Zechariah, saying, 9 “Thus says the Lord of hosts:
‘Execute true justice,
Show mercy and compassion
Everyone to his brother.
10 Do not oppress the widow or the fatherless,
The alien or the poor.
Let none of you plan evil in his heart
Against his brother. Zechariah 7:7-10

This sounds just like the way you are treated(mistreated)in all those offshoots. But they (Thiel, Flurry and all the others) can't see that.

Just send more money BRETHREN!

And besides, most of the tornadoes are hitting smack dab in Flurry territory, Oklahoma. That ought to tell you something!

Maybe HWA is looking down angry, and it is HE (GOD) that is cursing GF for doing what he already did..."PROPHESY AGAIN" Rev. 10:11

Makes about as much sense as what THEY come up with!

DennisCDiehl said...

All powerful God can only work with some in the Spring when the weather of winter in the plains wrestles with the weather of spring. And then only with the wicked in designated areas of low pressure and cold fronts.

Bob is wasting his life as a "theologian." He's just not one. He's a Bible reader who reads it like the news on the Net.

Byker Bob said...

In ancient times, the unwashed, illiterate general public had no knowledge of natural cycles and events. There were, however, those who were thought of as being shamans, wizards, and alchemists. The most skilled of these people could observe natural phenomena, and in some cases, make accurate predictions. They used their abilities to control people, and to induce others to follow them. This was a technique by which false teachers could be identified. It is also why it is so significant when ACOG ministers (or others) use perfectly natural cycles and events as proselytizing tools!

The events described, as an example, in the book of Revelation, are distinct deviations from the natural laws which organize the universe and normally make it dependable. They are things which scientists would not be able to predict based on their formidable fund of knowledge. Anyone who would simply latch on to tornado activity, or drought, or even some blood moons to support their end time ministry has completely missed the point. Now if they forecast an event in which a second astral body similar to our moon suddenly appeared in the skies, and if that happened and if it were corroborated by but unexplainable by scientists, well that just might indicate that insights other than speculation were taking place.

BB

Anonymous said...

A true prophet would be able to warn in advance the location and time of his Gods tornado wrath. Poor Bobby can only give lame commentary after the fact. He calls himself a prophet! He is just another in a long line of false prophets!

Nemesis of Pack

DennisCDiehl said...

Anonymous said...
A true prophet would be able to warn in advance the location and time of his Gods tornado wrath."

It's the same reason you don't find faith healers going to hospitals and not TV to heal or prophets and soothsayers winning the lottery.

DennisCDiehl said...

Anonymous said...
A true prophet would be able to warn in advance the location and time of his Gods tornado wrath."

It's the same reason you don't find faith healers going to hospitals and not TV to heal or prophets and soothsayers winning the lottery.

Byker Bob said...

Anyone heard from Corky? You OK, buddy?

BB