Its time to register for the annual United Church of God Christmas party weekend! Sign up now for four fun days of activities at The Great Wolf Lodge which will be decked out in all it's Christmas glory! From Santa to reindeer to sparkling snow flakes, Christmas never looked so grand or festive!
Of course we all know that United Church of God members put on their blinders and walk through the complex and NEVER look at the heathen filthy Christmas decorations! Their ears never hear the constant stream of Christmas carols playing throughout the complex and none of them ever sing along silently in their minds. Never! None of them ever eat any of the holiday treats the hotel sells either. Its just bland boring kosher food every day. No rainbow sprinkles can be seen anywhere in the UCG corner!
The best part about the weekend for the kids is that when they go back to school in January they can share with their friends that they spent Christmas week at the Great Wolf Lodge and the other kids will know immediately what a Christmas wonderland it is. At least the youth of UCG can feel good about the weekend.