Friday, May 13, 2016

Ron and Laura Weinland soon to "Shut the Heavens" to stop all rain so Christ can return on April 21, 2019 and June 9, 2019

Ever since the Church of God's highly favored felon was released from prison after his prophetic 3 1/2 year jail term, he has been working diligently upon his newest book.  That new book lays out how his god was such an impotent fool that it could never get it's timing right or change the minds of humans so they could return to the truth once delivered that had somehow been allowed to get lost for 1,900 years.  With every single date that Weinland has set being an epic failure, he has had to rewrite each scenario every year.
Within this extension to Christ’s coming, the first of these two new periods is from May 27, 2012 to November 7, 2015. God revealed early on that this first additional period of 1,260 days was the 42 months mentioned in Revelation 11 that is about the “measuring of the temple” of God that would occur within that period of time, which is about the final preparation of God’s Church for the final work leading up to Christ’s coming. 
This second additional end-time period of 1,260 days runs from the 8th of November 2015 to the 20th of April 2019. This count concludes on the weekly Sabbath that is in the midst of the first Holy Day season of that year, the Feast of Unleavened Bread. This period is now recognized as the time for God’s two witnesses to complete the physical fulfillment of their witness to the world. Revelation 11:3-6 reveals that for a period of 1,260 days God will send his two end-time witnesses to prophesy with power throughout this time. Much of that witness and the power given to it is the writing that is contained in this very book. Toward the end of this period of time, they will be able to shut up the heavens so it will not rain wherever and for however long they say. They will strike the earth with plagues as often as they choose. Much of what is fulfilled during this period will have to do with the Thunders of Revelation that will be more completely fulfilled by those things they proclaim.
It is during this time that Ron and Laura will be in Jerusalem stopping the rain and doing what ever it is that witless prophets do.

Then Jesus Christ appears in the sky and waves to Ron and Laura as they are prophesying.

That 50-day period has already been mentioned. It is the time when God begins to pour out the Seven Last Plagues, which will lead to Christ coming to a world that has been humbled and ready to listen to him. As it has been stated, the day when his coming will be manifested in the atmosphere above the earth is the 21st of April 2019. It appears that this manifestation will be at the moment that the Wave Sheaf would have been waved before God on that day, which was in the midst of the Holy Day period of the Feast of Unleavened Bread (Lev. 23). This manifestation of Christ coming will be on the morning of the 1st day of the week that follows Passover that year. 

Then soon after this Jesus Christ will pop down to the Mount of Olives on April 21, 2019, where he will be met by Ron and Laura waving loaves of bread after they have spent 3 1/2 nasty days being dead and bloated in the streets of Jerusalem

Pentecost is the day that the Wave Loaves were offered up and they picture the firstfruits (the 144,000) being offered up before God to be received by Him in the same manner that the Wave Sheaf was offered up before God for acceptance of Jesus Christ. 
Yet there is even more meaning contained in this, as Pentecost reveals the command God gave for how to determine when that Holy Day should be observed. Pentecost literally means “count fifty.” It is that final 50 days that ties together, in an incredible manner, the great meaning of Jesus Christ as the first of the firstfruits, along with the rest of the firstfruits—the 144,000—who all come down to this earth on that final fiftieth day—Pentecost 2019.

What fun it is to be called out from world and to have the exclusive knowledge that Church of God leaders pass off as truth.  We are so blessed!


Anonymous said...

I can't figure out who is the biggest liar, Bob Thiel or Ron Weinland.

Anonymous said...

we cogers just keep hoping away; personally i suspect a 9-19-2020 Return because it is a double Sabbath: it is both the Feast of Trumpets and the weekly Sabbath, both of which symbolize the Government of God...

Byker Bob said...

I suspect that worst case scenario, as outlined in Revelation, may never happen, which would of course symbolize God's mercy and grace.


Anonymous said...

I'm not even convinced that God has chosen the year of the second coming, He might be 'playing it by ear.' The date should to be chosen on the basis of mankinds moral state.

Anonymous said...

Ron and Laura Weinland, religious circus clowns.

Anonymous said...

To better prepare for 2019, Mr. & Mrs. Weinland need to sell their possessions and their house and camp out in the desert NOW!!! They are both old and most likely will need all the advanced survival training they can get. I think one day in primitive conditions would bring an end to their prophetic "dreams."

Anonymous said...

Well, at least it gives them a few more years to gather other people's money before they have to explain again why it didn't happen when he thought.

R.L. said...

In the classic words of Rocky the Flying Squirrel: "AGAIN?!?!?!.... But that trick never works!"

Connie Schmidt said...

I think that there should be some kind of "commodity pool", option or futures contract on the second coming.

That way you can hedge your lifestyle and finances. You could also "short" the contract, meaning you are betting against that particular date if you were a skeptic. What would be great about all of this is that it would allow people, i.e., Weinland, Thiel , Pack etc, to really put there money where their prophetic mouth is, and allow the rest of us to profit from betting against them!

Steve D said...

It is my understanding that when a young man wanted to marry a young lady in the time of Jesus, he would bring to her some money, a contract and a glass of wine. She read the contract, counts the money and if she agrees, she drinks the wine. Then the young man goes to his father's house and adds a room to it for his bride. He can return for his bride only when the father says that the room is adequate for the young lady. Only the father knows when he can go get his bride. As he approaches her house to retrieve her, he and his friends give a loud shout, to give her a "two minute warning." Then, and only then does he take her to be with him forever. We, the bride of Christ, are reminded of our contract with Jesus when we partake of the Lord's Supper. Since Jesus already paid the price for his bride (the church) he is certainly going to come and get her someday. A little knowledge of the custom of the times can help us better understand the prophecies that were given. No one know when JC will come for his bride. Why do so many think they have "figured it out"?

Anonymous said...

let's see now. This charade has been going on for about 2,000 years now and people are still going "ga ga" over a second coming that's never going to happen because the "first coming" was a total fictional farce. Show me one historical account of this marvelous Jewish rabble rouser that rocked Judea with miracles, temple rampages, etc. outside of that contrived book nearly everyone insists on standing in awe of.

Anonymous said...

“Ron and Laura Weinland soon to 'Shut the Heavens' to stop all rain so Christ can return on April 21, 2019 and June 9, 2019”

What Ronald Weinland really needs to do soon is SHUT HIS MOUTH to STOP ALL LIES so people can have some peace and quiet without FALSE WITNESSES like him making the COG movement look like a bunch of nonsense with all his wrong prophetic guesses.

What Ronald Weinland's shameful and sinful followers need to do soon is STOP FINANCIALLY SUPPORTING ALL THE LIES AND NONSENSE or their life records will show that they were that crook's accomplices.

There is a reason for everything. The Weinland's get the money they need to travel and shop, and the Devil gets to make their followers act and look stupid.

Anonymous said...

I say 1975..yeh...that's it...1975. I think it was the platform shoes that did it. Yeh...that's it. Only He knows.

Byker Bob said...

Was Weinland a short guy? I can picture the Armstrongs in platform shoes, stacking their height, although GTA would probably have gone with stacked heel cowboy boots. That guy just loved Texas!


Anonymous said...

9.56AM Answered prayers confirms that "the Jewish rabble rouser that rocked Judea" was the one and only son of God. Some answered prays include scriptures being placed into a persons mind by voice or a special emotional feel, or a light shining on a given bible verse. This trumps any historical account. Your fears of having to give account of yourself before God are correct. Yes, 'Freddy Krueger' is real.

xHWA said...

2019, eh? That's a good few years away. Enough time to guarantee a comfortable income for a while. What bullshit excuse is he going to give when everything he says fails?

What rain? Physical or spiritual? Are we talking drops of water from the sky or something more vaporous like preaching? (Ron stopping all of his and Laura's preaching has real appeal to me.)
Where? The whole earth or just the "one true church"?
When? For a day? For a week? For the entire time between now and 2019?
What kind of return? Are we talking the literal return or another spiritual return like last time? (Like Ellen G White did.) or are we talking in 2019 Ron is going to land an advert in the Reader's Digest? (Like Herbie did.)

And after all this, how do we know God isn't letting Ron be completely incorrect in order to trick the Devil, like last time?

Retired Prof said...

Ron and Laura could follow the example of a couple in Arkansas who believed they were the two witnesses of Revelation, and that it was necessary for them to be killed by law enforcement officers so that they could be resurrected after three days to fulfill their mission. They armed themselves with handguns, notified the sheriff's office, and started walking across a bridge to challenge the officers sent to arrest them. I saw the tape on the news.

The couple knelt to pray, then advanced on their knees toward the police line. When they got so close that they began to pose a real threat, the officers stopped them by shooting them in the legs, and they toppled over. They soon realized they were not dead, and to rectify the situation each held a revolver to the other's chest and fired. The plan could have gone better. The woman was shooting a .38 Special, but the man had only a .22. He lost consciousness immediately, but she did not. She held the .38 to her own chest, fired, and fell over. For a few seconds her head lolled from side to side. Then stillness.

They had left explicit instructions that they were not to be embalmed, because embalming fluid in their blood vessels would prevent Almighty God from resurrecting them. Those instructions were not followed, so they were not resurrected, and Armageddon had to be postponed.

Once again, in Ron and Laura, there is hope. Their congregation surely includes a few burly deacons who could enforce the prohibition against embalming--I mean, just in case they are inspired by this noble but failed example.

Anonymous said...

I suspect that worst case scenario, as outlined in Revelation, may never happen, which would of course symbolize God's mercy and grace.

Now, THAT'S what I call putting a creative spin on Revelation! It also makes the assumption that Revelation is some kind of "Word of God" possibility thingy.

Heck, even those kooky Catholics fought over whether to canonize that crazy book!

Anonymous said...

Anti in the Greek language means " instead of"........ Antichrist, (Satan)., comes first at the 6th trump, deceiving the world he is the returned Christ, Jesus returns at the 7 th trump........wait for the True Lord and Saviour,