Monday, July 31, 2017

COG False Prophet Makes A Prophecy About Global Warming



The world's foremost authority on EVERYTHING has weighed in on global warming and says that the world has 0% chance of ever correcting it.  Humanity can not correct it because his god is really pissed at the world and is going to let it fry.

Our very own false prophet of Arroyo Grande, CA is the one who made the 0% prophecy.  Almost arrested and almost jailed, Elisha, Elijah, Amos, Joshua, Habakkuk, doubly blessed, world renowned Mayan/Fatima/Catholicism authority and very bitter "son" of the late Rod Meredith, has put forth his divinely inspired prophecy on global warming.

Bitter Bob quotes a Washington Post article:
The Washington Post reports one study finds that there is a 5% chance to reverse ‘dangerous global warming’:

We only have a 5 percent chance of avoiding ‘dangerous’ global warming, a study finds

July 31, 2017
In recent years, it has become increasingly common to frame the climate change problem as a kind of countdown … 
Two new studies published Monday, meanwhile, go further towards advancing this pessimistic view which asserts that there’s little chance of the world will stay within prescribed climate limits. 
The false prophet of Africa then has this to say:
There is a 100% chance that the Earth will have a greater than 2 degree rise in heat this century. Before quoting scriptures, consider that another study says that many to die from high heat by the end of the 21st century: 
Where would a COG splinter cult leader be without having to throw in his cherry picking of scripture?

The false prophet of Doom then quotes another article:

By 2100, Deadly Heat May Threaten Majority of Humankind 

Up to 75 percent of people could face deadly heatwaves by 2100 unless carbon emissions plummet, a new study warns.
A new study has found that 30 percent of the world’s population is currently exposed to potentially deadly heat for 20 days per year or more—and like a growing forest fire, climate change is spreading this extreme heat.
Elijah Thiel then says this dogmatic statement:

Will 3/4 or more of the planet be affected by deadly heat this century? 
Yes, though not quite for the reasons many believe.
Yes, humanity will fry, but not from global warming, but because his god is eternally pissed off. Just who is his god pissed off at?  Is it lying and abusive COG leaders?  Rapists, murderers, stalkers?  As his Daddy, Rod Meredith ingrained in Elisha Thiel, its those glittery gays, transgender's who are more masculine than Bob and many COG leaders, porn - that a large percentage of COG members look at, including his own members, and anything else he can label as immoral...like football. God is going to let the world fry because of American football!  Who knew!
...those warners of climate change do not seem to be able to conceive of the idea that weather problems could be a curse from God for things like the LGBTQ agenda, pornography, and other aspects of immorality...
So be warned!  The lying prophet of Arroyo Grande cherry picks this out for you to mull over:
The Bible warns that God uses weather to send a message. Sometimes God uses drought and then sometimes sends mildew if people will not turn to Him as the following show:
7 “I also withheld rain from you,
When there were still three months to the harvest.
I made it rain on one city,
I withheld rain from another city.
One part was rained upon,
And where it did not rain the part withered.
8 So two or three cities wandered to another city to drink water,
But they were not satisfied;
Yet you have not returned to Me,”
Says the Lord.
9 “I blasted you with blight and mildew.
When your gardens increased,
Your vineyards,
Your fig trees,
And your olive trees,
The locust devoured them;
Yet you have not returned to Me,”
Says the Lord. (Amos 4:7-9)
The false prophet then claims to have made some highly accurate "prophecies" that have come to pass:
As regular readers of this page are aware, I have repeatedly warned of weather problems coming. Back in 2009, in my book, 2012 and the Rise of the Secret Sect, I wrote that the following was about to happen:
Odd weather patterns result in food shortages and natural disasters.Matthew 24:7
The world is actually in a berserk transition, as the real age of peace is not yet here. It may be a period of chaos. It is the beginning of sorrows.Matthew 24:8 
Since that was published, we have had record smashing heat and odd weather problems. These weather issues should serve as a wake-up call.
What about deadly heat?
Well, the reason I wrote that there is a 100% chance of high heat this century is because of the following biblical prophecy:
8 Then the fourth angel poured out his bowl on the sun, and power was given to him to scorch men with fire. 9 And men were scorched with great heat, and they blasphemed the name of God who has power over these plagues; and they did not repent and give Him glory. (Revelation 16:8-9) 
Now, the above prophecy is for several years into the future–we are not too near that yet. But I believe that this will happen in the 21st century. Since it would take a greater than 2 degree increase to scorch people with high heat, the models that ‘climate change’ advocates have pointed to are clearly missing something–but part of that is that those looking at the climate tend to not rely on Bible prophecy.
The Arroyo Grande is apparently a prophet without honor in his own country.  No one listens to him and we mock him.  But he warns us again:
Most will ignore weather changes and simply believe that weather changes all the time and the changes do not have to do with God or disobeying His laws.
Yet, the Bible shows that weird, severe, and odd weather patterns are part of the warning messages that God gives.
Are you paying attention to those messages?
LCG and in Africa with his

Almost jailed Thiel has ZERO qualifications to be making any such predictions.


10 comments:

RSK said...

Hes also back to claiming that priests of Isis wore tonsures.
Once again, I ask for a contemporary depiction. Priests are depicted in lots of examples of Egyptian art, and Ive never seen a Catholic tonsure in the lot.

Byker Bob said...

Basically, Bob Thiel has borrowed climate change and has co-opted it for Armstrongism. And, it is no joke. Today the news hit about the giant craters that are appearing in what used to be permafrost in Siberia, most likely releasing huge amounts of methane which is scads worse as a greenhouse gas than carbon could ever hope to be. We're probably already in the self-reenforcing loop at this point. But, the direct cause is most likely materialism, not the LGBT set.

BB

Hoss said...

COGwriter: 0% chance

Right answer, wrong question.

Most will ignore weather changes

"Everyone talks about the weather..." I don't think people are ignoring the weather changes. Well, maybe a few in Tyler, and Edmond, and ...

RSK

Friar Tuck cut, not many calls that style 'round here lately. How does Bob set the priorities of what he decides to post?

NO2HWA said...

Many of the things going on due to climate change are undeniable, however, when a minister of the Church of God who is steeped in the far right beliefs of Armstrongism starts spouting off about it, they should be ignored as the fools they are. Bob Thiel has zero credibility regarding anything he says. GTA had more credibility in what he said than Thiel ever can hope to have.

Anonymous said...


Climate Change Timeline: 1895 – 2009

There is most certainly a pattern to climate change … but it’s not what you may think: For at least 114 years, climate “scientists” have been claiming that the climate was going to kill us … but they have kept switching whether it was a coming ice age, or global warming.

http://butnowyouknow.net/those-who-fail-to-learn-from-history/climate-change-timeline/

Anonymous said...


“The false prophet of Africa then has this to say: 'There is a 100% chance that the Earth will have a greater than 2 degree rise in heat this century.'”


If a false prophet like Bob Thiel says that there is a 100% chance of something happening this century, then that probably means that there is actually a 0% (zero percent) chance of it happening. There might have once been a theoretical possibility that it could happen, but now that Bob Thiel has spouted off and guaranteed that it will happen, it has become virtually impossible. He has pretty much guaranteed that it cannot happen.

Stock up on long underwear and winter parkas. The danger of a new ice age suddenly striking, like they tried to scare people about back in the 1970's, just became more likely.

Thanks a lot, Bob. Who would have thought that some professing COG type like yourself could have single-mouthedly saved the whole planet from man-made-global-warming? I look forward to being impressed by many more examples of your magical reverse powers.

Hoss said...

GTA had more credibility in what he said

And GTA quoted the same generic end-time prophecies, but didn't make claims that he was a prophet.

Perhaps I was wrong about what a prophet was supposed to do. I thought, a prophet gives a specific warning, and the consequences of ignoring the warning. If the warning is heeded, the consequences are averted.
But apparently a modern prophet only makes generalized speculations and quotes generic biblical prophecies. Then when something happens, the prophet comes up with a specific reason why something happened.
Good thing for Nineveh that Jonah did it the first way.

Anonymous said...


Byker Bob on July 31, 2017 at 6:58 PM said...“Basically, Bob Thiel has borrowed climate change and has co-opted it for Armstrongism. And, it is no joke.”


Duh! That is how it is done. Always has been. The false prophets look at the latest scary stories in the current news headlines and jump right in and predict the same things themselves. This is how they try to show that they are prophets. They even try to pretend that scientists agree with them and that their prophetic guesses are “scientific.” When it somehow all turns out to be wrong, this is how they show that they are false prophets. It certainly is a big joke.

This reminds me of That Runt of PCG shame subscribing to Stratfor to try to guess the future so he could pretend that he is a prophet.

Byker Bob said...

Exactly, 10:39. Modus operandi of Armstrongism. Part of my point is that Bob Thiel, as an aspiring prophet, had an opportunity to deal in an original manner with the onslaught of climate change, but once again, he took the "programmed" path. Gotta give him a little credit because other Armstrong groups deny that there even is such a thing. But an 8th grader in any ACOG could have easily outlined the same conclusions as Bob.

BB

Anonymous said...

Bob Thiel, a blame and judge professing "prophet" strives to impress us with his grossly false prophecies writing this:

"...Well, the reason I wrote that there is a 100% chance of high heat this century is because of the following biblical prophecy:

8 Then the fourth angel poured out his bowl on the sun, and power was given to him to scorch men with fire. 9 And men were scorched with great heat, and they blasphemed the name of God who has power over these plagues; and they did not repent and give Him glory. (Revelation 16:8-9...

...Now, the above prophecy is for several years into the future–we are not too near that yet. But I believe that this will happen in the 21st century...."

Because Bob Thiel preaches, by "another spirit," about "another Jesus" and "another gospel" he is looking forward to a Mickey Mouse Millennium to occur soon when his "another Jesus" will reign on earth for 1,000 years.

But Rev 16:8-9 has to do with the 7 Vials, 7 Last Plagues (Rev 15:1), which will not occur until AFTER Satan is loosed from the bottomless pit.

False prophet Bob Thiel's understanding of Rev 16:8-9 is out of sync with God's Word by over 1,000 years.

Those 7 last plagues will occur "last" and not over 1,000 years ahead of time. They are called "last" for a reason.

For this blame and judge professing "prophet," Bob Thiel: stop striving to make a liar out of God, ... but that would require repentance on your part and you, by your false words, keep demonstrating you are incapable of that at this time.

Time will tell...

John