When you live a sheltered life on a cult compound, all kinds of things will surprise you and shock you. The Flurry cult is all excited right now over a newly discovered throne toilet seat and sewer outside of Jerusalem. Will they soon acquire this artifact to place next to their other throne, Herb's Prayer Rock? This is the PCG after all, and NOTHING is impossible in these desperate end times!
They see this find as more proof that evil atheists are seeking to destroy the credibility of the Bible. That record has been skipping in this same place for decades in the PCG.
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Excited? Yes, you might say they are flush with excitement!
Well, their excitement is indeed symbolic! Flurry and his marks have been taking a gigantic crap on classic Sermon on the Mount and Golden Rule- styled Christianity for decades now! Who knew that their faith would ultimately be bolstered by a toilet and sewer? Feces as proof of the species!
Flurry & Co.ought to turn Lutheran! Luther used the s word all the time, and he claimed he had his revelation about justification by faith alone while sitting on the crapper!
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