Sunday, April 16, 2023

As Long as We're at It....Dave the Wonder Worker

 



7 comments:

Anonymous said...

Question: who is speaking this besides dave? Whoever you are you make good points and your deadpan voice is the antithesis of dave's. Made me laugh.

Anonymous said...

The maan is just dripping with humility...

DW said...

Yeahhh!! Creepy clown dude is back (and I don't mean Dave)!! I have been dying for more content to come out from this man. He is right on the money and hysterical.

As to Dave's best attempt to be subtle, uh, sure Dave. You old humble instrument you. For the record, everything he said in the first half of the video, was almost verbatim things said by HWA. Throw in a little Ellen White saying "my office entails the work of more than a prophet" and voila, a humble instrument, used by god. I want to vomit.

You have NO IDEA Who you claim to speak for. You do not know God Almighty, because if you did, you would have repented, apologized and crept away in shame 5 decades ago.

Anonymous said...

Fifty years at it, and instead of maturing he's been going backwards. Notice how he stutters when he knows that he's lying through his teeth.
He must be experiencing constant anxiety knowing that the lake of fire is not far off.

Anonymous said...

I just don't know some times. I read about all of the stupid things these guys say and do, and I imagine the ways in which it all affects those who have been coerced into following them, and the therapy teenagers raised in this miserable crap will need if they are ever to have any sort of life. It totally exasperates me, and sometimes I just throw my hands into the air and ask "wouldn't it be nice if he was out walking on his campus, and got bitten by a gay vampire!"

COG Critic said...

Question: who is speaking this besides dave? Whoever you are you make good points and your deadpan voice is the antithesis of dave's. Made me laugh.
--At the moment, I'm remaining anonymous. Thanks for the kind words, but the deadpan voice was something of an accident. I kind of like it myself: doesn't sound like me when I'm actually in conversation with someone, and it hides how infuriating I find Pack's nonsense.

Yeahhh!! Creepy clown dude is back (and I don't mean Dave)!! I have been dying for more content to come out from this man. He is right on the money and hysterical.
-- I didn't mean to be creepy clown guy. It's just that Pack is such a clown it seemed appropriate. Plus, I'm not willing to put my own face on those videos, so I had to do something...

I'm heartened you enjoy what I do, but it's really just a hobby. I don't listen to everything Dave says (hats off to you, Mark), and making these videos is just something I do when I find something amusing and can take a break from other hobbies like my attempts at self-lobotomization.

Anonymous said...

John did no miracle. Neither has Joe Schmo. Joe must be more than a prophet!