Thursday, February 22, 2024

Crackpot Prophet Says: "All Churches of God's are NOT alike or close enough to for a Philadelphian Christian to be a supporter of" But, mine is...ROTFLMAO!!!!!!!


 

The sun is shining gloriously in California right now after many days of storms, tornadoes, and blizzard conditions. Yet, in the Five Cities area of California, someone is NOT happy and is continuing to be his little bitchy self.

The Great Bwana to Africa and the occasional 100 Caucasians sent out his weekly letter to his faithful in Africa expounding upon how incredibly superfantabulous his little group is. It really frosts his delicate homeopathic butt that all the Church of God groups REFUSE to follow him and/or give him money. 

Even though God himself dreamed him up as the foundations of the world were being swirled into being during the Big Bang, the Great Bwana Bob Mzungu Thiel has been widely cast aside as irrelevant and silly by those in the COG and the world around him.

That bitterness boils over everyone in a while when he says silly stuff like this:

Sadly, we see that the Bible prophesies that most true Christians in the end times will NOT follow proper biblical church governance (Revelation 3:14-19). Because of that, most real end time Christians have major misunderstandings of end time prophecies. Those who will not repent to be Philadelphian Christians are not promised to be protected from the coming “hour of trial” that Jesus promised He would give the Philadelphian Christians protection from (Revelation 3:7-13). 
 
All Churches of God (COGs) are NOT alike or close enough to for a Philadelphian Christian to be a supporter of.

Consider also, that unless they got the restored truth from, or after it was announced by, the Continuing Church of God, the other COGs do not know why God created anything nor what God’s purpose for each individual be in His kingdom. According to Jesus, truth was to be restored before He returned (Matthew 17:11).

Pinocchio himself never told as many lies as the Great Bwana Bob Mzungu Thiel does. 


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

All the ACOGs are cartoons. No exceptions. None of them get to be identified as being the real deal. If anyone claims theirs is, they are either deceived, misinformed, lying, or in denial.

Anonymous said...

The ACOGs have been armstwronged to observe 7 "feasts" but there are only 3 as named in Ex 23:14-16.  The other days are sabbaths, sabbathons.

Anonymous said...

Yeah but Bob says that if you don't believe in eras you can't be saved.

Tonto said...

Thiels outfit is not Philadelpian.

Its more like like a new church era , like NEWARKIAN or DETROITIAN

Anonymous said...

Thiels outfit is not Philadelpian. Its more like like a new church era , like NEWARKIAN or DETROITIAN

It's fantasy, and it's majority Black. Bwana Bob leads the Wakandan church era.