Ever since Gerald Flurry traipsed through the woods in Oregon trying to find HWA's prayer rock, he has been on a wild, fantastical journey of absurd speculations. The search for this rock plays into the blind worship of all things Herbert Armstrong. When Flurry supposedly found the very rock Herbert knelt at. Flurry also had to kneel in reverence to the holy rock before him.
Flurry then dug up his new relic and shipped it back to Edmond, Oklahoma, where it was placed in an outside garden to be stared at in awe and to sit and contemplate over.
It wasn't long till it was noticed that most were not paying holy homage to the rock as Flurry thought his people should. So it was brought inside to be enclosed in a case while it rested on royal purple velvet.
Then, not long after, Flurry's resident demon told him that this rock was going to be the very rock Jesus was coming back to be crowned upon as King of Kings. The holiness of the rock increased 100 fold.
It was also revealed to Flurry around this time that the dance that David did while naked was actually Irish Dance. Soon, hundred's of thousands of dollars were to be spent on dance studios, staging, music composing, etc, to showcase David's dance, though fully clothed. Flurry and his crew came up with a new idea to showcase Herb's stone in a throne chair and have church youth dance around it in a pagan/fertility dance.
Flurry's next step was to claim Jesus was returning to Edmond to sit upon this very stone when he returns, next week, according to Dave Pack. This, however, would present a logistical nightmare since Armstrongism always said Jesus was returning to sit upon the coronation chair in Westminster Abbey that held the Stone of Scone. England pulled a double whammy when they gave the stone back to them; it was proof that a new stone was to be used, and who on the entire earth possessed such a thing? Bob Thiel? Nope, he is always a dollar short and a day late to everything. Gerald Flurry claimed that Herbert's stone was the new coronation stone Jesus was returning to. Flurry then bought new property in Jerusalem in order to have a European home in case they need to move Herb's stone closer to England and the Lia Fáil phallus in Ireland, where Abraham supposedly buried the ark that PCG wants to dig up. In an interesting side note, not only has Flurry caressed the Lia Fáil stone and preached before it, but the Great Bwana Bob Thiel also stroked it when he too preached a sermon from there. It is interesting how the aberrant splinter cults of Armstrongism want to return to their pagan roots.
PCG members are regularly hit with articles about being royalty in God's sight. Now, they too can sit on the very throne Jesus is returning to. Since they will be equal gods to Jesus, reigning next to him, it is only right that they too will be crowned upon Herb's stone, thus allowing them to be seated next to JC himself, equal gods ruling the universe.
PCG's Brad McDonald wrote this today, June 10, 2025
A humble, teachable, contrite spirit is the first, most important attitude we must build! All other righteous character traits spring from it: godly fear, spiritual understanding, repentance, faith. Happiness requires humility, as do healthy relationships with others, and happy, righteous marriages. Humble children are happy children.
“This rare character trait would solve all world problems and revolutionize every human life,” Mr. Flurry wrote in 2019. Humility will solve your problems too. It is at least part of the solution to every trial, problem and struggle you face. It is the key that unlocks the door to a vibrant, joyous relationship with God.
“David asked, Who am I to even be able to give to God? (1 Chronicles 29:14),” Mr. Flurry writes. “This is the attitude God wants from us. He wants us to thank Him for the understanding and the opportunity to be a part of His Work. He wants us to thank Him that we can be His sons and daughters and He can be our Father. We in the firstfruits calling have the opportunity to sit on the throne of David at headquarters forever! What a reward! Who are we to be given such an honor and such blessings?”
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“Sit on the throne of David at headquarters forever”
Flurry is so removed from reality. Who besides flurry and a few others with pcg would want to do that?
Earl
Wow! Apparently they never heard of the Boanergies Brothers!
The best part is that, according to some Oregonian old-timers who knew HWA and told the story to their families, Flurry didn't even acquire the correct rock! His rock is a counterfeit, just like his church.
Joshua 1:9 "Have I not commanded you? Be strong and courageous..." There are 24 similar scriptures.
Yet Brad McDonald wrote: "A humble, teachable, contrite spirit is the first, most important attitude we must build!" In church-world, that is code for narcissistic devaluation. So instead of "be strong, brave and courageous," it's be small, passive and a push over for lording ministers.
Brad also quotes David's "“David asked, Who am I to even be able to give to God? (1 Chronicles 29:14). David made many similar comments, but if he felt small and unworthy as he claimed, he would not have been able to confront Goliath and lead Israel's army. Rather David was wisely being diplomatic and warding off envy with such words.
Beware of Brad the bible mangler.
It's hard to believe that with all of the errors (mainly the false prophesies) that GRF and others have predicted over the past 35 years that even some of his "loyalists" haven't left him. At least with DCP MANY close associates (and even family) have bailed on RCG. The only one that I can think of that left PCG after spending years there was Frank Garcia. They are about the same age. My guess is that because GRF made a lot of noise when he left the WCG. He was basically the first rattle out of the box. I do wonder how much longer he would have stayed with the WCG (if he hadn't been ratted on about Malachi's Message?
EXTREME DECEPTION AND STRONG DELUSION
Gerald R. Flurry is the very worst false prophet that Satan ever sent against the Worldwide Church of God people. Gerald falsely claimed to be faithfully holding fast to everything that Herbert W. Armstrong had taught while Gerald actually went on to make his own massive doctrinal changes.
Gerald Flurry immediately did away with the “great commission” to preach the true gospel (meaning “good news”) of the coming kingdom of God and replaced it with his own “new commission” to warn the Laodiceans by having his followers rage away and refuse to talk to any Worldwide Church of God people who would not go along with Gerald and help him to suppress the preaching of the gospel.
The attempt to do the Elijah work of turning the hearts of the fathers to their children and the hearts of the children to their fathers got reversed by Gerald Flurry's “No Contact Policy” that broke up families and relatives and friends who would not follow Satan's false prophet Gerald Flurry.
Gerald Flurry used Herbert W. Armstrong's name and photograph to attract some of HWA's followers, but then spent all his time praising and promoting himself and coming up with all sorts of new names, titles, offices, and positions to elevate his short self. Gerald Flurry even tried to pull off the identity theft of the ages by claiming that he, Gerald, rather than Jesus, was that he called “That Prophet” of Deuteronomy 18:18-19 that everyone was supposed to listen to or else God would be mad at them.
For a backup false prophet, Satan sent the very competitive David C. Pack against the Worldwide Church of God people, but David is still in second place despite making up a new, wrong, prophetic date guess every week or two and financially scorching his followers with his “common” theft scam that he “restored” and perverted.
Messianics dance during worship services all the time.
Except they don't need a fancy chair in the middle of their circle... much less a rock.
Dancing around a rock... sort of what Muslims do around the Black Stone in the Kaaba, isn't it?
I just don't understand how Sly Stone and Brian Wilson have both died, and Gerald Flurry is still alive! How can that even be???
I used to attend Worldwide and was affiliated with it for about 20 years. I don't remember HWA ever saying anything about the significance of some prayer rock. Sounds like some hullabaloo Flurry has dreamed up to exalt himself. I guess he has set up his own graven image.
Sly Stone and Brian Wilson have both died, and Gerald Flurry is still alive! How can that even be???
God only knows! Flurry certainly doesn't believe he is everyday people.
HWA didn't. Only mentioned it a couple of times in his autobiography. But PCG loves relics of their saints.
I attended Radio/Worldwide COG and was afflicted by it for 19 years! Can't even imagine what it must be like in an ACOG. The leaders have amplified and magnified everything HWA ever even hinted at! Thus go all obsessive complusives. They never lighten up! Always more authoritarian and anal retentive!
Rev 6:9-11 The souls of those who were martyred are under the altar in heaven. Is Flurry planning on his people being martyred in the near future?
No! He believes that his loyal PCG members will be the ONLY COG spared being martyred. The long-standing belief is that they are the Philadelphians and all other COG members are Laodicean or worse....
Christ said that He as the Rock, so Flurry's worship rock is just an idol.
Well, EX-PCG, that's neither Biblical, nor historic. Unto whom much is given, much is expected! It was normally the case that the strongest in the faith were tortured and martyred, not the weak. HWA's Place of Safety/Laodicean teaching does not square with what was happening to Christians during the first to fourth centuries!
BB
We should deluge Flurry with care packages of cinnamon rolls. Then he'd have rock and roll!
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