Showing posts with label Feast of Tabernacles. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Feast of Tabernacles. Show all posts

Friday, October 7, 2011

Chag Sameach



Well it is almost that time again. It is the only thing about WCG that I really miss.  I loved the travel opportunities, but hated the boring worthless sermons.  It's time to take you kids out of school and have to write those absurd excuses that embarrass the hell out of your kids.  It's time to tell the boss you are taking off work during a failed economy. It's time to start volunteering for the Ministerial Dining room so you can watch the ministers drink themselves under the table and gorge on expensive food. It's time to stop the newspapers and mail delivery till you get back.  Get your passport and umbrellas ready.
Or, you can take a trip back in time with Donald/Leroy Neff with some films from Big Sandy.







Wednesday, October 5, 2011

Unconverted Heathens Camping On The Big Sandy Campus!!!!! (Revised)



Poor Dr. Bob!  So many things seem to upset him anymore!

The folks that bought the Big Sandy campus are having a camping weekend during the COG's Feast of Tabernacles.  Chiro/naturo/prophetic visionary Thiel is none too happy.  Those spiritually blinded people should be keeping the Feast of Tabernacles instead of camping out!


5 October 2011
ALERT Academy Family Camp Slated Next Week
By REBECCA HOEFFNER
Families will gather at the International ALERT Academy in Big Sandy next week for its 11th annual family camp…
Three guests also will speak at the event.
Dr. Paige Patterson, president of Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary…Mark Cahill is author of “One Thing You Can’t Do in Heaven.”…Internationally known speak-er and horse trainer, Lew Sterrett…http://www.tylerpaper.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=2011310059982
The biblical Feast of Tabernacles begins next week (sunset Wednesday) and that is what used to be observed on the grounds of Big Sandy.  Big Sandy once was a campus of Ambassador College when it was part of the old Worldwide Church of God (the campus was sold several years ago).

But getting back to the main point of what this post is supposed to be about, God’s Holy Days used to be kept at the Big Sandy campus, but are no longer.  We in the Living Church of God believe that God’s Holy Days help better reveal God’s plan of salvation.  A message that tends to not be understood by the Protestant groups.  Simply utilizing the grounds of the Big Sandy campus for a family camp will not restore the truth about salvation to them.

For some reason the last of his comments never made it up here.  Why waste you time camping and roasting marshmallows around the campfire when they could be doing this:

But studying the Bible, observing the Holy Days, prayer, and careful consideration of these matters might.

I can only imagine hell as sitting in an LCG service studying their interpretation of the bible and listening to god-awful sermons on their so called "holy" days. That alone would send any sane person running as fast as they could the other direction!

Wednesday, August 3, 2011

The Birds: According to Living Church of God




When you hear about birds and the Feast you probably think of sweet little bluebirds flying around tying cute little bows.  Sugar and sweet.

Or you might think of these birdies.  They are angry birdies, but still fun.


Living Church of God's Roger Meyer has written a short little blurb about Feast for the Birds

Your first impression is that he is getting ready to talk about a "Feast of Tabernacles for birds" since we are getting close to the annual road trip.  The Feast always was used to picture the millennium when both animals and humans would live in harmony.

He says:

God created birds on the fifth day of creation (Genesis 1:20). He gave them beautiful feathers, the ability to build nests without hands, and the marvelous ability to fly. To some He gave some charming songs to sing, and charming (sometimes humorous) mating dances. Many birds migrate awesome distances and possess extremely acute vision. A few can "talk" and mimic sounds, and some exhibit a noteworthy intelligence—proving that they are anything but "bird brains."

Throughout history, God has used our feathered friends in dealing with mankind. Along with the other animals, Noah gathered pairs of birds into the ark. After the rains ceased, he opened the window of the ark and sent a raven to scout for dry land. Later, he sent a dove. When Noah had departed from the ark, he offered a sacrifice including birds (Genesis 8:20).
 Jesus used birds in His parables. He reminded His disciples that the birds of the air do not sow or reap, yet God feeds them—and He values human beings even more (Matthew 6:26) Christ told his disciples to be as harmless as doves (Matthew 10:16). He showed how God cares for every little sparrow, and cares far more for each human being (Matthew 10:29-31). Christ used the analogy of a mother hen gathering her chicks under her wings for protection to show how much He deeply cares for mankind. (Matthew 23:37) Sadly, rebellious mankind does not care for God.

So far so good.  Birdies are marvelous creatures that can delight us, and also provide examples on how we are to care for one another.  So far that is all tolerable.  COG spin as usual, yet tolerable.

Then LCG gets to the meat of the matter. LCG doctrines must specifically state  that all articles, booklets, TV broadcasts, web casts, sermons, sermonettes all end with blood and guts!  There is always evil lurking behind every bush.  Birdies are no different.  Birdies can be evil!

So much for those cute little blue birds!  This is the kind of birds that turn on and excite LCGers:





One grim truth is that human beings often become food for the birds upon death. When God judged the house of King Jeroboam for worshiping idols and causing the nation to sin. He said that the birds of the air would eat those who died in the field. (1 Kings 14) The same judgment was given to King Baasha, who was like Jeroboam. 1 Kings 16:4). King Ahab did more to provoke the God of Israel than all the previous kings of Israel, and God pronounced the same judgment on him (1 Kings 21:24).
 The prophet Jeremiah repeatedly urged Judah to amend its ways. The people did not heed him, so God poured out judgment upon them. The corpses of the people were to be food for the birds, and no one would frighten them away (Jeremiah 7:33; 15:3; 16:4).

 Sadly, human beings as a whole have not yet learned to obey their Creator. As a result, a future feast for the birds is prophesied in Scripture (Revelation 19). The Apostle John was given a vision of the coming Beast power and his armies being defeated by Jesus Christ upon His return. At that time, the birds will once again be invited to feast on the carnage of rebellious human beings who were foolishly led by Satan into trying to fight their Creator (Revelation 19:17-21).

Words fail me..............................

LCG Using a Haunted Hotel For Feast of Tabernacles

From the Worldwide Church of God Alumni Forum

Will Dr. Bob Thiel be staying here?  Being that the Dr. is LCG's greatest theologian, maybe the Dr. will be holding an exorcism!  Or, will he be preaching a sermonette telling all Feast attendees that dare venture to Anaheim to NOT go into the Haunted Mansion at Disneyland because real demons live in it?

That was the story WCG ministers told students in Pasadena for years.  Of course the first opportunity I had to go to Disneyland, the Haunted Mansion was one of the first things I went to see.  When idiot ministers get up and make stupid proclamations, you could be guaranteed students were going to go and do what they had been told not to do.

We were told not to see ET because it was about demon possession where a child invited the demon into his home, talked to it played with it, etc. Star Wars was about Satan - Darth Vader was Satan.   Close Encounters was about demons coming to earth and possessing  a man - the father (Richard Dreyfess) to the point he had visions.  God forbid if you went to see the Exorcist, Rosemary's Baby, or the Omen!

Enjoy:


Tweetybob posted:


Apparently people have been getting bored with always having the "Best Feast ever!" every year, so now there's an alternative......

You can now have the "Weirdest Feast Ever!" !!!

Yup! Living Church of God has announced it will be celebrating the Feast of Tabernacles at a HAUNTED HOTEL this year: the Santa Maria Inn, in California!


A spokesman for the (not so)Living Church of God has promised that the 'Ghost of Herbie Past' will be there, alternately playing the haunted piano and wandering the halls rattling a bag of Steuben crystal while moaning, "Get baaaaaaack on the traaaaack!"

And, Doctor Meredith has promised to give his scariest sermon ever!

Headquarters has confirmed that members from and near Casper, WY were among the first to register.

Members can have breakfast in the dining room, where the following cereals will be served topped with booberries-
* Frankenberry
* Count Chocula
* Herbie-O's
Buttered whole wheat ghost will be available.
Coffee and tea will be offered with or without scream.

Spooky Tooth will be performing Special Music.

Sign up today, to have a spooktacular 'Weirdest Feast Ever' the memories are guaranteed to haunt you!

Wednesday, July 27, 2011

FOR SHAME! This is a DISGRACE and a blot on your garments!



Remember those days of spending seven days in Mt Pocono, Lake of the Ozarks, The Dells, or Squaw Valley?

Remember driving down the freeway to your assigned Feast site and being passed up by other cars with FT stickers on them?

Remember seeing the pavement through the floor boards of your twenty year old car as you headed up the freeway?  You knew angels were going to get you to the Feast site safely so you made a game out of counting road kill as you saw it pass underneath.

Remember the pride and excitement you felt as you got closer to the Feast site and started seeing all the signs on the hotels saying, :"Welcome Worldwide Church of God!"

Remember the hurricanes that turned back from Jekyll Island and pounded Cuba and caused myriads of deaths while you basked in the safety of a bouncing, rain soaked tent?

Remember how on the Last Great Day you breathed a sigh of relief.  An end to the mind numbingly boring sermons was in sight!

No more long distance walks from the parking lot to the convention center in the rain.  Oh the rain!  You had never seen so much rain!  Surely it was Satan trying to put a damper on the Feast.
 
No more picnic lunches between three services on holy days.  No more standing in line at snack food stands in the parking lots for a cup of coffee or hot chocolate.

No more listening to other church members in restaurants asking the waitress if there was pork or shellfish in their food.

You would soon be heading home after gorging and drinking yourself into oblivion for seven days. Oh, sorry!  You were not ministers so you could not afford to do that.  You could not stay in Mt Airy Lodge, so you had to rent an efficiency cabin where you had to cook and prepare all your food.  But that's another story.


Back to the Last Great Day.

Before you headed off to the final service you went and paid your hotel/motel bill.  You had the kids look under all the furniture and beds for lost toys and clothing.  You cleaned your unit as best as you could remembering that TRUE Christan's left things better than they found it.  You packed your bags and loaded you kids into the car and headed off to the convention center (or tent.)

Then you sat there listening to a minister tell you to dump all of your access second tithe into the offering baskets since you would not be needing it anymore. You wondered how you would be able to pay for the gas and overnight stay on your way home, so you did not put a lot of money in the basket as waves of guilt swept over you.


You had a lump in your throat as the final hymn was sung, "God Be With You Till We Meet Again."  then it was over.

But not quite yet though.  An announcement had been made for all able bodied men and boys to help stack up and store all 10,000 folding chairs.  A sweeping crew was to sweep the building.  A restroom crew cleaned up the restrooms, and select men helped the ministers load their Lincolns and Buick Rivieras for their trip back home.

But little did you know you were pawns in Satan deceiving the Church by 'working' on The Last Great Day!  How dare you pay your hotel bill, pack your clothes, clean up the convention center all before the sun went down!!! Grievous sinners!  Reprobates!  You are headed straight to the Lake of Fire!  The Apostle has this to say about you:

To the Groups making up the Church of God
The Last Great Day, The Eighth Day of the Feast: Is a High Holy Day, Lev 23:36. It is a Holy Convocation. You shall do no servile work (work of any kind) therein.
For generations now, The Church of God has made it a practice to hold services early, on the Eighth Day; to facilitate the travel plans of their members. People claiming to be converted Godly people: have paid bills, packed belongings, cleaned their temporary dwellings and traveled on this High Holy Day. And their ministers have encouraged this in word and deed.
FOR SHAME: This is a DISGRACE and a blot on your garments. The Eternal will not hold you guiltless for defiling His Holy Time. Repent quickly and turn from this wickedness; lest ye be corrected.