Dave Pack: God's Most AWESOOOOOOME Prophet Say There Are Over 30 Reasons Why August 30 Will Happen But Most Are Too Stupid To Understand Them

Here we go again, yet more dumbass points given as proof that three COG leaders will die this August and all of their members will be unified under Davey.  Why do  COG leaders have to incessantly have long lists of "proofs" to legitimize their stupidity?  All it does is provide fodder for people to easily disprove their rantings as lies.

Now comes a series of reasons Haggai’s prophecy will be fulfilled this year. They are summarized, with only a very little detail added. More could be said of each, but the descriptions given will suffice to those willing to think just a little about them. Realize there are over 30 more reasons—many of them very powerful—that I have left off the list because some will be covered later or because they would only be recognized as proofs by our Headquarters ministry (involving various miracles, some big). Readers would be largely unable to appreciate them as proofs:

Remember brethren, you are tooooooooooooooooooo stupid to recognize "truths" and only those ordained have the mental capacity to see them as true.

I have to wonder what goes through the minds of these ass kissing emasculated "men" in Wadsworth as they sit around the table drawing up plans for the reunification this fall.  Is there at least one man in that group that thinks in the back of his mind that Dave is crazier than shit or are they too concerned about their paycheck and sit there bobbing their heads up and down in agreement.

Davey Pack Declares He Is Ready To Give Absolution To Wayward COG Members When They Return To His "True" Fold

Davey has it in for the men in charge of the various splinter groups.  While it may revolve around what some of  them teach, it runs far deeper.  Davey is still incensed that church members are giving their money to these groups.  He hates that with a passion.  Every single letter he writes has to have this pointing it.  that money belongs to Davey and he cannot understand why no one else in the various COG's understand that.

On top of all this, brethren foolishly sent tithes to God’s enemies who were teaching them “damnable heresies.” The men leading PCG, LCG, UCG and COGwa are God’s ENEMIES! (You have actually read this in these announcements from Mr. Armstrong’s own pen.) God’s people assumed they were following faithful leaders when these men were in fact “evil men and seducers” who were growing “worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived” (II Tim. 3:13). Also weak and confused themselves, many ministers have been participants with false leaders over the groups. God must deal with these leaders—and you will see in a few weeks how prophecy reveals He will! For now, you at least know how soon this will happen.

Davey's god is so pissed off with the COG's that he has deliberately left them in a state of turmoil.  No one in the splinter groups has listened to Davey or his god.  That has ticked Davey off big time.

Davey's god though is ready to bring back the wayward apostates in the COG's into the loving arms of St Dave who will forgive them of the adultery, lying, stealing and Sabbath breaking they are all guilty of.

God left His people in this terrible condition so they would “learn from affliction” (Psa. 119:67, 71). Much like the prodigal son, who blew everything before he woke up, God’s people had to learn bitter lessons and repent from their wrong conduct and false beliefs. They had to “consider their ways.” Only then could they return to God’s Church. (I have written an entire announcement outlining the meaning of “consider your ways,” along with how to do it.) God has been trying to get the attention of brethren in the splinters about their condition by sending desolation upon them. It has not worked, and Haggai shows that God knew it would not. Although He has not yet been working with large numbers in these “houses” of men, He soon will through His Spirit. As a loving shepherd, God will regather the non-resistant part of His flock back to His Church, REINSTATING THEM, just as any good local pastor would do with one who was disfellowshipped for adultery, lying, stealing tithes, Sabbath breaking, etc.