COGWA: The Church Filled With Holy, Righteous, Perfect, Ministers

Can you identify the perfect and sinless COGWA ministers? 

Neither could we!

Here are two comments by a reader on Malm's blog that shows just how delusional Church of God members are.  Due to the Melvin Rhodes scandal, COGWA folks are self righteously boasting that their ministers are apparently without sin. Only UCG is filled with sinning apostates.  COGWA's ministers are so righteous that they would automatically come forward and confess any sin.  It is  so incredibly naive that it  borders on stupidity!

COGWA is proud not have its elders hiding anything from the the past!

James, COGWA’s honorable elders would voluntarily come forward if their past was an issue. You seem to judge harshly here.

How delusional is that????????????????????????

Getting High on the Ambassador Campus With Sausage, Bacon and Jack

This is sure to piss of the die-hard Armstrongites.  Imagine sausage and bacon on Herb's holy lawns!!!!!!  Given the drug use that was rampant in Imperial Schools,  thanks to the kids of the ministry, this commercial is quit appropriate to illustrate the stoned COGers.

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