Sunday, January 27, 2013

Prophet Thiel In Church Wide Sermon Preaches Against Silly Atheists




Here is the prophet with his latest sermon.  Get a load of his simplistic explanation of evolution as he pours water on a rock in an effort to make fun of atheists.

I still am in awe of his amazing sermon sets.  Love the ragged Greek Interlinear bibles and commentaries in the back ground. Yes Prophet, you are EDUCATED!  Woo!


Saturday, January 26, 2013

Prophet/Overseer Thiel: I am Really Getting Sick Of Having To Do This All By Myself!






Self appointed prophet and Overseer of his house church is soliciting for money and help to get his fledgling mega church off the ground.  So far in these few short weeks it supposedly has reached more people than ANY other Church of God has inhuman history.  This really must have Davey Pack ticked since he alone is the head of the world’s largest and best Church of God ever!


 While all of this sermon uploading was going on, I also got hit hard by a virus that made it fairly difficult to carry out my daily duties (and am barely functional now), but carried them out anyway. 


Yes brethren, I am a TRUE martyr for the truth!  Even though I was sick I still did God's work!




This week, I received emails from New Zealand and Canada asking what some there could do to assist us of the Continuing Church of God in Arroyo Grande, California.  One or more assignments were given based upon those requests.
But I would like to add is that what is really needed is prayer.
Specifically, notice something that Jesus said:
37…”The harvest truly is plentiful, but the laborers are few.  38 Therefore pray the Lord of the harvest to send out laborers into His harvest.” (Matthew 9:37-38)
So, please pray for that, as well as myself and my family, as we attempt to serve all of you.
Thank you for your support and encouragement as we strive to do what God would have us do.
Sincerely,
Bob Thiel, Pastor and Overseer
Continuing Church of God

Prophet/Overseer Thiel: Only Appropriate Males Can Pray In My Church




The undervalued and much maligned prophet of the Continuing Church of God has laid down the law today for those who will be holding house church services. Only "appropriate males" may pray.  Sorry women!  You should know by now that only REAL men can preach and pray.  You women are a little too daft to be considered able to pray.

Note that only "appropriate Males" may pray.


here is my suggested format for Sabbath services for January 26, 2013: