Friday, June 14, 2013

Dave Pack: It's All About ME and HWA - You Won't Find No Wimpy Jesus Here



Davey is back with his 18th installment in his plan to set himself up as Joshua.  Dave apparently felt left out because HWA had taken all the cool names, so he had to resort to a little read book in Hebrew scriptures that he feels describes him.

Davey starts out today letting you know that it is all about HWA and "ME."  Only Davey, the most important man in human  history, is carrying on the work pf Herbert W Armstrong.  No mention of Jesus anywhere, but lots and lots of HWA and "ME."

In Part Two of the Haggai series, I explained that these announcements have been a vital part of God telling YOU to consider YOUR ways! In fact, The Restored Church of God has been doing this for over 14 years. Ask: Which other organization has taught in explicit detail—through scores of books, booklets, articles and sermons (over 2,100 pages of just Splinter Explanation Packet material)—what God expects His people to do during and after an apostasy? Which group has carefully maintained and held fast to ALL of Mr. Armstrong’s teachings—which you once understood came FROM THE BIBLE? Which organization has gathered God’s people back to one organization, restoring all that was destroyed by the apostates? The remnant of God’s people outside His Church has been told countless times BY ME to “consider its ways.”

James Malm: The World Is In Such BAAAAAAAD Shape That I Need To Start Preaching Audio Sermons!




It has only been a matter of time till apostle James Malm started preaching.  The odd thing with Malm is that his personality cult has already suffered a split and he hasn't even started preaching yet!  That bad bump in Malm's rise to power is minor compared to the incredibility horrid situation the world is in right now.  Satan is running around like a roaring lion seeking to destroy the true Church of God and Malm is out to set things straight!

Like non-ordained self-appointed prophet Thiel, apostle Malm is prerecording sermons the scattered brethren and for his first Feast site.

Malm writes today:

ANNOUCEMENTS:   Because of the situation in the world and in the various COG Groups, the time has come to ramp up this work to the next level.

I have now begun to post audio talks at a special new Podcasting site.  I hope to begin adding new talks on a weekly basis

I have started a free podcast site on which to load audio sermons.  Once I successfully test out this site and podcast host, I intend to upgrade to a paid site; allowing for as many audios as I can make, and the removal of the Google advertising.  

By using this podcast host, they will take care of all technical issues and will provide unlimited bandwidth for as many listeners as come.  They will also post the podcasts on iTunes and other podcasting venues.

I am also planning to record the sermons at the Feast for publication, and right now I am working on a list of subjects for the Feast and another list for the podcast sermons to avoid duplication.

I am not a trained speaker so my first effort could benefit from considerable improvement, but I believe the content is most important at this time.  The delivery will improve with a little practice.

Link:  Unity, Tolerance and Doctrine  This talk is 49 minutes long. I had 15 pages of notes for this talk and only got through half of them; so there will definitely be a part 2 and possibly a part 3 on the same subject.  I can see that my first effort was burdened by going too fast and trying to cover too much, and my voice was affected since I am not used to this.  I was in too big a rush;  the next talks will be a little slower with better diction.

Bob Thiel: How Dare The Pope Share The Wealth With The Poor!



Bob Thiel is all hot and bothered today about the new Pope and how he wants to share the church's wealth with the poor.

Bob immediately jumps to numerous stupid speculations that he deems prophetic.  Since Bob considers himself the worlds foremost authority on prophecy and the Catholic Church he thinks his speculation is 99.99% accurate.

Bob writes:

While other pontiffs have called for changes in the financial system, Pope Francis has taken steps that suggest that he wants to change not only the financial system of the Vatican but also that of the world in ways he predecessors perhaps did not.

This week, the Pope may additional comments similar to some he made previously:
Pope Francis said in a homily delivered at his Vatican home that the Catholic Church shouldn’t go after wealth but rather pursue a “heart of poverty.”
A wealthy church is a dead church, he said.
“If you want to have a rich Church, then the Church ages, it has no life,” he said, as United Press International reported.
The pope has been focusing on the poor since his March selection. http://www.washingtontimes.com/news/2013/jun/11/pope-francis-catholic-church-should-seek-poverty/#ixzz2W8819ci4

Can't you just hear Bob right now:

"I mean, HOW DARE the Pope want to share money with the poor!  Doesn't the dude know that God will take care of the poor later!!!!!!!  They are poor because of sin in their lives and if you help them you are enabling them to not get off their butts and work for money.  How Dare he!  That money is God's money and needs to go towards the end time work of Dave Pack's MY church."
Bob continues with the antichrist bullshit:
 Notice one passage that the Antichrist is associated with:
16 He causes all, both small and great, rich and poor, free and slave, to receive a mark on their right hand or on their foreheads, 17 and that no one may buy or sell except one who has the mark or the name of the beast, or the number of his name. (Revelation 13:16-17)
The “He” above is the two-horned beast (Revelation 13:11), also known as the False Prophet (Revelation 16:13), and Antichrist (1 John 4:1-3).

Considering how rich the Catholic church is they could sell all kinds of stuff and still be wealthy.  But they had better not give any to the poor!  Bob says if they do they they are are the antichrist.