Dingy Malm now hates Tolkien and The Lord of Rings. If you go to see the new Lord of the Rings this December you will be cavorting with demons and committing an abomination. Even touching the books will bring demonic possession, so DON'T TOUCH!
The fact that an acolyte felt the need to ask such a ridiculous question shows the extend these people have prostituted themselves to the mindless rantings of Malm and his perverted take on the law.
An acolyte asks: