The Church of God's favorite imprisoned felon is back sharing his incredible message to the world.
Sent to prison by a wise Judge for a biblical sentence of 3 1/2 years, Ron Weinland is now heading into his final one year countdown to probation. Its been a hard road for the last 2 1/2 years sharing his prison cell with Bubba. The only apostle of the Church of God in this age and number one of the two witless witnesses will never look at the second witness Laura the same after this.
For the past 2 1/2 years Weinerdude has been sitting in his cell dreaming up end time scenarios attempting to prove why he and Laura are the two witless witnesses, prophets and revelator of God's words. His small flock has lost countless members over the last couple of years because of his prison sentence and out outrageous behavior of his co-conspirator wife Laura and money laundering Audra.
Since Weinerdude is in prison cell he has to look at himself from the outside in. He is such a magnificent apostle that he has to speak about himself in the third person.
Weinerdude
writes:
Ronald Weinland, an author whose books have gone into over 170
countries in 7 languages, is first and foremost an apostle to the One
Almighty Eternal God. Preceded by Herbert W. Armstrong who led the
Worldwide Church of God, Ronald Weinland is an apostle in a long lineage
of God’s apostles, beginning with the original 12 who began their work
in 31 AD, long before others emerged falsely calling themselves
Christian.
Ronald Weinland is the last apostle in this final age of man’s
self-rule. That self-rule will end with the second coming of Jesus
Christ who returns to put an end to WW III and bring peace to this earth
– peace which mankind has been unable to achieve for 6,000 years. He
came the first time, nearly 2,000 years ago, as God’s Passover Lamb who
made possible the forgiveness of sins for mankind. This time, he is
coming as a “Lion” with great supernatural power to chasten, battle, and
conquer those who are destroying the earth. Jesus Christ will then
establish a one-world government under his reign – in peace – for the
next 1,000 years.
Like Paul and most of the other apostles, Weinerdude is in prison for his beliefs. Please be assured it is for his beliefs and not the fact that he and his crooked family spent tithe money for their own personal pleasures like furs, diamonds, BMW's, trips to Vegas and Europe and transferring large sums to Swiss bank accounts.
Historical accounts have some variance, but it is believed that most all
of the original apostles, including Paul who was the apostle to the
gentiles, were imprisoned and eventually killed. The last apostle to
write scripture was John, who was also a prophet, and while imprisoned
by the government of his time on the Isle of Patmos, he had revealed to
him the Book of Revelation, which he then wrote. Ronald Weinland is the
only other apostle who has also been made a prophet by God and Jesus
Christ.
Next Weinerdude makes another bold claim. His god personally made an apostle in 1997. Its amazing how many weird men in the Church of God made themselves important in the 1996-1998 time period.
Since the days of John, nearly 1,900 years ago, God’s true Church has
not been accustomed to having a prophet, but God made Ronald Weinland a
prophet in 1997.
Weinerdude is such a magnificent spokesmen for his god that it was all prophesied in the Bible that many of his followers would leave and mock him.
Ronald Weinland is the last apostle to be sent to this world, and as
such, God has established through him a final testimony (witness) of
mankind’s true attitude and spirit toward God Himself. This has been
made manifest (revealed) through “the many” who have turned in
bitterness, hatred, disgust, mockery, ridicule, and slander toward the
one whom God has sent.
Poor Ronnie! He is picked on and maligned. Poor thing.
Ever the martyr, Weinerdude has to declare how horrible his persecution is.
Much of mankind’s true attitude has also been revealed through Ronald
Weinland’s trial and imprisonment by the government of the United
States. He began serving his sentence in February of 2013, with a
release date in February of 2016. God has established the true spirit of
mankind through the ages by how his prophets and apostles have been
treated, with so many of them being imprisoned and even many killed.
There is not a single Church of God minister alive to this day who has suffered any persecution. Every single one of them live lives surrounded in luxury and excess. Building mini-empires, colleges and auditoriums have been a colossal waste of time. As these men bluster and bloviate on their magnificence, their members are leaving in untold numbers. Every single one gets up and lies that their "work" is growing as never before. All they do is gain church-hoppers moving from once splinter group to the next every time they get pissed off about something.
All Weinerdude is going to do in one years time is get out of his love-nest and start committing the same crimes again. He has not learned a single thing while in prison.
