Dave Pack: Grace is like car insurance. Have a wreck and it gets cancelled

Superfantabulous Dave talks about grace.  It is too stupid to even comment on:

At some point, what happens if it is automobile wrecks, you get your insurance cancelled. I’ve used the example that grace is like an insurance policy—call it forgiveness or mercy—we’ll just say grace here—God’s unmerited pardon. It’s like an insurance policy. You can’t just go out and drive willy-nilly—“I don’t care. I’ll just speed on ice…around corners…I have insurance.” Who would do that? Insurance won’t keep you away from telephone poles and oak trees…You see?…or other cars. Just go off a curb, because you were too fast or it was icy. You can have insurance and lose your life.

Oh, and God's mercy is like insurance premiums.  Premiums that rise continually.

You should look at mercy as having insurance and the premiums can rise…Because the Bible says you can grow in grace and favor…and that means you can be one that isn’t, therefore, growing in grace and favor; but the other side is, you may not grow in grace and favor. The longer you drive and have no accidents, the better your rates, and you understand that. Men figured that out. But the more you wreck your car, at some point, you’re uninsurable…and then it’s illegal to drive and you’re off the road. And the analogy for a Christian is—you’re out of here—you’re no longer a Christian…

Ungodly Abuse in Church

Someday I hope to see Philadelphia Church of God, Restored Church of God, Living Church of God, United Church of God members take a stand and publicly sue their respective churches.  It is time the vile practices of the aberrant splinter personality cults be exposed for the frauds they are.  These groups have literally killed members all  because of their aberrant doctrines, vile practises and mind destroying preaching.  How many more need to die before the Church of God movement wakes up?

This article is appalling in the abuse that went on.

SPINDALE, N.C. (AP) — From all over the world, they flocked to this tiny town in the foothills of the Blue Ridge Mountains, lured by promises of inner peace and eternal life. What many found instead: years of terror — waged in the name of the Lord. 

Congregants of the Word of Faith Fellowship were regularly punched, smacked, choked, slammed to the floor or thrown through walls in a violent form of deliverance meant to "purify" sinners by beating out devils, 43 former members told The Associated Press in separate, exclusive interviews. 

Victims of the violence included pre-teens and toddlers — even crying babies, who were vigorously shaken, screamed at and sometimes smacked to banish demons. 

"I saw so many people beaten over the years. Little kids punched in the face, called Satanists," said Katherine Fetachu, 27, who spent nearly 17 years in the church. 

Word of Faith Fellowship, an evangelical church with hundreds of members in North Carolina and branches in other countries, also subjected members to a practice called "blasting" — an ear-piercing verbal onslaught often conducted in hours-long sessions meant to cast out devils.

Read the entire story here:

AP Exclusive: Ex-congregants reveal years of ungodly abuse

Only Zealous Converted Wet Nurses Allowed!

Because by woman sin entered the world, 

the purification for a female child is double the male.

This law is to emphasize to us that we must become pure 

from all uncleanness and sin to enter the spiritual Temple of God.

Chief Pharisee James Malm

The Chief Pharisee of the Church of God, whom has made a mission out of bastardizing the law, is making his warped views known about women, childbirth, wet nurses, circumcision and more.

As any long time Church of God member knows, women are at the bottom of the food chain in the church due to the fact that the leaders claimed original sin entered the world because of a woman in a mythical place called Eden.  Never mind the fact thatAdam was standing right next to her encouraging her on.  But no, its the woman's fault.  Because of HER sins, sex and childbirth became unclean and dirty. Sex and childbirth apparently is still dirty to the Chief Pharisee.

Pharisee James Malm has this to say about unclean women who have given childbirth.

After the first seven days the mother must remain in seclusion for another 33 days making the total of 40 days. The forty days being the period of purifying before entering the presence of God [the tabernacle, temple or any holy place]. 

Let me also say that such a seclusion is of great benefit to the mother and child; giving them time in a close family home environment to bond and to recover from the birth and develop immunity to disease. Breast feeding is highly important for this bonding and natural immunization process.

The Chief Pharisee wants to make it known that he and his former wife placed legalism above grace and Christ so that they could bow at the altar of the obsolete law.  Pharisee Malm reminds women that sin entered the world because of them.  Due to the dirty nature of women after childbirth they were to be isolated for 40 days if they had a boy. Woe to any woman who dared to have a girl!  You MUST be isolated for 80 days due to your dirty uncleanness.  That is STILL a LAW for modern day Malmites!

66 days plus two weeks is 80 days. My wife and I practiced this by mutual consent for our three sons and one daughter.

We make these specified sacrificial offerings today, by going to God the Father in prayer and asking that the sacrifice of Christ be applied to us and to the child, setting apart the child through our faithfulness, and asking for an understanding of these things.

A sin offering for the shed blood; which goes back to Eden where sin and bloodshed entered the world and a burden was placed on women for that sin, as a perpetual reminder of sin (Gen 3:16); the sin offering for the mother, being the application of Christ’s sacrifice for the repentant obedient woman. And a burnt offering to demonstrate the wholehearted faithful service to God the Father and Jesus Christ and those of like-mind. 

For the woman is commanded to reproduce, and childbearing is a great service to God the Father, for a woman gave birth to Messiah the Christ, the Deliverer of humanity. 

Even little boys do not escape the wrath of the Pharisaical Zealot:

We are commanded to circumcise our sons on the eighth day of their life. The eighth day represents a new beginning. 

   Circumcision removes a piece of skin covering a most sensitive area and   is an allegory of the removal of the sin that separates people from God, making people sensitive to the whole Word of God.

Physical circumcision is an allegory of the spiritual circumcision of the heart which is sincere repentance  

Paul tells us that adult converts need not be circumcised for they are already circumcised in heart; that in no way obviates the command to circumcise our male children on the eighth day; as they are not circumcised in heart. We are to circumcise all of our male children on their eighth day of life. 

You can read this steaming pile of bullshit here:  Luke 2