The Dishonesty Of COG Doom and Gloom Prophets

 

This was too accurate to leave isolated in the comments:

The LCG article (Living Church of God Still In Fear Of Germany) fails to mention the other multiple countries participating in the Australian hosted air force exercise called "Pitch Black" or that Germany isn't the only country participating for the first time. Japan and the Republic of Korea are also first time participants. Here is a quote taken from the below mentioned website... 

"The exercise will host up to 2500 personnel and up to 100 aircraft from around the globe including participants from Australia, France, Germany, Indonesia, India, Singapore, Japan, Republic of Korea, UK, the Philippines, Thailand, UAE, Canada, Netherlands, Malaysia, New Zealand and the US. Significantly, Germany, Japan, and the Republic of Korea will be participating fully for the first time." Source Exercise Pitch Black 2022 

While Germany is a full participant in this exercise, they are simply one of several, and not even the lead or host country, nor are they the only European country participating. 

Taking a snippet of information and isolating it from the rest of the story to put your own spin on it or assign your own meaning to it and calling that Biblical or prophetic is at best misleading and at worst outright dishonest. The COG movement has unfortunately engaged in this sort of behavior over and over again, with most if not all of these predictions or implied predictions coming to nothing. Every forest fire, drought, earthquake, hurricane, military movement, war, or exercise of political or military power has been imbued with Biblical and prophetic significance, and then cast aside and forgotten when the proposed scenario doesn't pan out, until the next story comes along. 

To those who might be tempted to overlook or turn a blind eye to this behavior, or to defend or excuse it, I would simply ask, where in scripture is there ANY example of a true servant or prophet of God whose prophetic predictions followed this pattern? Where in scripture did God's true servants make what would essentially be considered prophetic guesses? For those who claim to elevate scripture above anything else, or value the moral precept of honesty, would it not be better to simply and humbly admit that we don't know all the details of how end time events will play out, because God hasn't revealed these things to us? 

I would submit the idea that extreme caution should be exercised in assigning prophetic or Biblical significance to specific political personalities or specific countries just because they fit within our own ideas or theories of how end time events will play out. Many have fallen into this trap, and been proven wrong. The words of Jesus might also be applicable here, "But I tell you that men will give an account on the day of judgment for every careless word they have spoken. For by your words you will be acquitted, and by your words you will be condemned.” Matthew 12:36-37 

Concerned Sister

Living Church of God Still In Fear Of Germany

Why are 

Satan and Germany 

always hiding under the beds 

of COG leaders?

 

hat tip to a reader here as the source

Ever since Herbert Armstrong declared that Hilter was still alive and living in South America, the focus of the Church of God movement has been upon Germany. The more villainous the church could make Germany, the better. From concentration camps built all around the country to crematoriums filled with Laodiceans and non-members, with adjoining rooms filled with meathooks where the Germans would hang those they wanted to torture. The youth of the country would be taken to Germany and auctioned off around Europe as slaves to their new masters.

Hardly a week went by without a sermon or magazine article talking about Germany. The church talked about Germany as much as they did Satan.

In spite of the endless stream of prophetic failures by Herbert Armstrong, today's COGs try as hard as they can to carry on that mantle. None does it better than the Living Church of God.

Germany is facing tough economic issues as is most of Europe and the world. In COG mythology this is a sure sign that the phoenix of Germany will soon arise and take over the world as they prepare to march upon Jerusalem for an epic showdown in the Valley of Armageddon.

Friday, September 2, 2022   Global Recession Worsening Higher prices and slowing global economic growth caused August business activity to fall in Japan, Europe, and the United States, according to the Wall Street Journal(August 23, 2022). The U.S. economy has contracted for the last two quarters—technically signaling recession—and private sector activity in both Japan and Australia has fallen. European business activity has also declined for two months in a row. Global manufacturing fell for three months in a row, and the global surplus in inventory suggests manufacturing will not resume in earnest anytime soon Purchasing Managers’ Index numbers in Germany and France are at their lowest levels since the first quarter of the pandemic. The immediate future shows no signs of a real turnaround, according to the Wall Street Journal: “Economists at Barclays expect the eurozone economy to grow this quarter and then contract in the final three months of this year and the first quarter of 2023.” With rising prices worldwide, the threat of energy shortages in Europe linked to the war in the Ukraine, and reduced energy output in the U.S. and Europe due to the ongoing drought, the financial future of the globe looks bleak. End-time Bible prophecy indicates that global finances may come to dire straits before a German-led economic powerhouse rises in Europe and leads the globe to a temporary time of economic prosperity (see Revelation 18). As our booklet, The Beast of Revelation: Myth, Metaphor, or Soon-Coming Reality?, notes, “A period of growing peace and prosperity will ensue. A great worldwide trading combine will seem to offer incredible profits to international cartels.” That “peace and prosperity” will then transform into worldwide conflict. The current and growing global recession could help set the stage for a global trade system introduced by the coming European “beast.” It is important to watch world events and follow Bible prophecy so that we are not caught unaware. To learn more, be sure to listen to or read the informative booklet mentioned above, right here at Tomorrow’s World.

EU Steps Up Pacific Presence

Until recently, Europe has avoided high levels of involvement in the Pacific. However, with China’s efforts to control more islands in the South China Sea and its threats regarding Hong Kong, Europe is preparing to act in the region (The Guardian, May 17, 2022). Back in May, an agreement was reached to allow European nations to coordinate defense spending across several nations (Politico,May 17, 2022). For the first time, Germany sent a contingent to participate in Australia’s biennial international air force exercise in August and September. Germany’s Air Force Chief observed with regard to putting fighter jets in the South Pacific in 24 hours from leaving their base in Germany, “We want to demonstrate that we can be in Asia within a day” (The Diplomat, August 19, 2022). This action not only enables Germany to project its power into the Asia-Pacific region, but it also suggests it could act as a “security guarantor” for the region. France has had an ongoing presence in the region, and their involvement in the exercises reinforces their commitment to the region.

 

Many analysts have noted that the balance of power in the Pacific is changing, and part of this change involves a greater European presence. Germany’s involvement is important to watch. As China flexes its political and military muscles in the region, other nations in the world are getting involved, as well, to counter that influence—tensions that can tie into end-time Bible prophecies. The Bible warns of an end-of-the-age conflict in which a future European “beast” power is alarmed by news concerning activity in the east (Daniel 11:40–45). We may be witnessing the start of a geopolitical struggle that will erupt in the years ahead between these western and eastern powers. To learn more about this coming confrontation, be sure to read or listen to our booklet Armageddon and Beyond

See more on the COG Germany obsession:

Germany! Germany!! Germany!!! LCG's Other Obsession

Germany Preparing To Destroy The U.S. - Oh Sorry, They Are Celebrating 21 Years of Unification

COG Self-appointed Prophet Claims Germany Is Building Concentration Camps To House Americans

PCG: Kieren Underwood Refutes David Vejil's Article About Germany 

 Gerald Flurry: God Reveals The Most Startling Prophecy To Me Ever - 

There's A WHIRLWIND BUTT COMING!

Mark Armstrong on the prophetic accuracy of his Dad and Grandfather.

The Beast Power: "...is some kind of Catholic"

Germany Plans to Rearm - Will Assyria Make War Again?

Germany Plans to Rearm – Part 2 Nations Lost and Nations Found 

Philadelphia Church of God Thinks Germans Are Arming Themselves To Take Over The World

Bob Thiel SHOCKER! King of the North Visits Ground Zero!!!!!

Ghastly Days! A New German Monarchy To Arise?

Prophet Thiel/Official LCG Spokesman: Germany Building Up Its War Machine

The Germans Are Coming! The Germans Are Coming! Oh, Noes!!!!!!!!!!

The Beast Is Dead! Add Another Failed Prophecy To The Already Long List

PCG: What Its Like to Be A Teen In Germany: Plenty of Beer but Beware of the Nasty Pig

Ron Weinland: Just A Few Short Weeks Till Christ Returns and WWIII Begins

Gerald Weston Continues His Debbie-Downer Singsong

Angela Merkel Makes COG Prophetic Wet Dream Come "True"

Karl-Theodor zu Guttenberg: Hail the King!

Living Church of God: Charlemagnes Bones May Be What Unites Europe!

What Killers Of COG Members Will Be Wearing

Will Crackpot Prophet Soon Start Speaking In Tongues?

 

The Church of God's most incredible self-appointed prophet in the 2,000-year history of Christianity has delivered another one of his ADD sermons, bouncing all over the place, unable to focus his mind on one thing to preach upon. Don't expect a sermon on Jesus, it's not. 

As usual, he cannot form a unique thought in his head and has to revert back to Herbert Armstrong for his material. Where would the current slice of lemmings in the COG be today without plagiarizing or using Herbert Armstong's materials to preach from? Since none of these guys have ever had real theological training from a real college or seminary, they have to use hand-me-downs from the original failed prophet.

If you can dare to watch, you will be subjected to another chair-bouncing hand-waving presentation where you will get to hear him moan over people who leave the church and other mind-dumping diversions. He narrows in on spiritual gifts, of which he has none, but yet seems to think he is qualified to preach about them.

It just frosts his naturopathic butt that 99.99 % of the COG refuses to acknowledge the nightmarish dreams that he attempts to use to legitimize himself in our eyes. Never since God dreamed up the universe and creation has dreams been more important in the COG, but only if those dreams come from the Great Bwana himself. Gerald Flurry and Dave Pack's dreams are invalid. Only Bwana Bob's dreams count. The Great Bwana has been trying to destigmatize dreams in the COG movement for some time now. 

The other day he threw another mind fart as a sermon where he wants to destigmatize speaking in tongues. Can you imagine watching Bwana Bob as he bounces in his chair, flailing his arms about, while he speaks in tongues? Holy Hanna! What a mind trip THAT would be!!!!!

1 Corinthians 13-14: Love, Prophecy, and Tongues

In this 7th part of an intended 8-part series on the Book of First Corinthians. In this sermon, Dr. Thiel goes over each and every verse of the 13th and 14th chapters of the Apostle Paul’s first letter to the Corinthians. He also includes comments from the late Pastor General of the old Worldwide Church of God, Herbert W. Armstrong. Subjects covered include love, God’s loving plan, characteristics of love, Pentecostalism, gaining knowledge, people who leave the true church, prophecy, use of spiritual gifts, tongues, foreign languages, prophets in Corinth, banning prejudices against tongues and dreams, edifying others, having mature understanding, falling backwards, women preaching, importance of scripture, and doing things decently and in order.