Dave Pack: Thursday Is Now The Day! (After Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday FAILED!)

 

Not A Goodman

 

Monday, January 23 @ 10:04 AM ET

Tuesday, January 24 @ 10:05 AM ET

Wednesday, January 25 @ 10:06 AM ET

 

Three down. A fourth was called up from the reserves.

 

Thursday, January 26 @ 10:07 AM ET

 

Imagine a husband tells his wife, “Honey, maybe on Monday or Tuesday or Wednesday, but probably not Thursday, when you wake up, you will find a surprise on the nightstand."

 

The wife wakes up Monday morning. Nothing on the nightstand.

 

The wife wakes up Tuesday morning to nothing on the nightstand.

 

When she rolls over to an empty nightstand on Wednesday morning, how irritated should she be? But there is always the outside possibility of Thursday.

 

By this point, should the wife consider it foolish to believe Thursday would be any different? And what does this say about the character of her husband, who is stringing her along?

 

Take this scenario about a surprise on the nightstand but replace it with the return of Jesus Christ, the establishment of the Kingdom of God, eternal life, and the fulfillment of years of exercised faith.

 

The Restored Church of God members are experiencing an empty nightstand every morning this week.

 

 

David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God did not express confidence that the Kingdom of God would arrive on Thursday morning during “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 416).”

 

Part 416 – January 21, 2023

@ 47:07 It is interesting that the goodman of the house [Matthew 24:43] is charged with telling the brethren…the hour and the watch when the thief would come. And so, I’ve told you that. Per Headquarters time, it's around 10 in the morning. Anytime from tomorrow morning, Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and I guess if you’d say Thursday and no flight time to get out of trouble. It’s possible. It’s possible.

 

David C. Pack proves to the members of The Restore Church of God that he is NOT a goodman for the nth time. Not biblically. Not as the Pester General. He is not a goodman. By his fruits, you know him.

 

His piss-poor reading comprehension skills also butchered Matthew 24:43 and Luke 12:39. The verses say, “IF the goodman of the house had known…” not “the goodman tells the house to watch.”

 

You cannot believe what Dave tells you. Not when he quotes himself. Not when he presents math. He is not a goodman.

 

@ 1:02:07 I hope it’s tomorrow. I suspect it’s not. It’s okay if it’s Thursday. I suspect it’s not. We'll see which day it is. Check your clocks around the world per Jerusalem sunset. I think math has brought us what we've been waiting for a long time. Good night.

 

Did Dave just give God his approval if God wanted to do it on Thursday? “It’s okay…” That is an odd statement. What day would the arrival of The Kingdom of God not be okay?

 

He went from suspecting it was not Thursday to telling the members it could ONLY be Thursday.

 

On Monday night, a hideous block of text was posted in Member Services that intended to re-clarify the mess of Part 416.

 

 

Prophecy Update – January 23, 2023

 

No undisclosed points from Mr. Pack’s sermon notes remained applicable. Counting back 55 days from Abib 1—45 days followed by 10 more—is the only way to read the 1,335 days. With one more day to prepare, two more hours of proof could have been added to this math. You may wish to read Dan. 11:45 and 12:1 to realize how it states several times there are no days between the arrival of the 7th Head in Jerusalem and the 10 days of great tribulation. Reading Dan. 11:31-35 is also helpful. So is Rev. 12:12-14. And so is Matt. 24:15-21. The flight start is simultaneous with armies arriving, the abomination being set up and the great tribulation beginning. Note that speaking of the FLIGHT (vs. 16-20) is followed with “THEN shall be great tribulation.” No break in time! Thursday sunset in Jerusalem appears to be the ONLY time God’s math works! Abib 1 cannot change—nor can the length of 55 days before it!

 

 

The alphabet vomit begins with a real zinger.

 

“No undisclosed points from Mr. Pack’s sermon notes remained applicable.”

 

This is pure comedy if you pause to soak it in. Read quickly past it, and you will miss the joke.

 

Dave forgot to present essential points from his notes on Saturday night, and he was so distraught that he made CAD issue a rushed message to tell the church more would come.

 

But, as with most ideas David C. Pack has, his thinking evolved.

 

Rust forms when iron is exposed to oxygen and time. Dave’s inspired knowledge does the same thing, rusting with a little bit of air and a little bit of time.

 

He probably felt like he dodged a bullet. It could have been embarrassing to present items that became irrelevant two days later. Oh, wait. I just described a majority of "The Greatest Unending Story!"

 

If the points did not “remain” applicable within 48 hours, they were never "applicable" in the first place. Where did those ideas come from? They absolutely did not come from the mind of God. I would love to see the hirelings at Headquarters try to debate that one. The answer is not on your shoes, fellas.

 

 

“…is the only way to read the 1,335 days.”

 

Dave slipped the 1335 back into the mix during Part 416 after removing it during Part 411.

 

Part 411 – December 24, 2022

@ 55:58 The 1335 is not what we are waiting for, and it's spectacular news for all of you to understand.

 

This was one week after he stated how important it was during Part 410.

 

Part 410 – December 17, 2022

@ 1:39:15 The 1335 has to be the coming of Christ and the starting of the seven years.

 

You can add the 1335 to the growing list of biblical items swooping back and forth in the Wacky World of RCG. David C. Pack is not a goodman.

 

Quoting accurate statements in a fair manner is perceived as an attack. Yeah, the antichrist using facts is the wicked one. Talk about bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter.

 

 

“With one more day to prepare,

two more hours of proof could have been added to this math.”

 

Wait, is RCG trolling? This is pretty funny, too.

 

Within 48 hours, the math will again prove to be bunk even if he had 48 hours' worth of material.

 

There is no doubt David C. Pack can fill two hours. Hot air is not in short supply at Headquarters. The gears between Dave’s ears never stop churning. Talking a lot does not equate to knowledge. It does not equate to wisdom. It does not prove anything.

 

The “Greatest Unending Story!” is at Part 416 with over 700 hours of content across 7-plus years.

 

David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God has proven: ZILCH. He is not a goodman.

 

Should it be shocking to even the All-Believing Zealots that his latest theory will fail tomorrow morning any less spectacularly than it did today, yesterday, Monday, and throw in Sunday for good measure?

 

Believing the bloated, long-winded words of David C. Pack is a fool’s errand.

 

 

“Thursday sunset in Jerusalem

appears to be the ONLY time God’s math works!”

 

That is not what he said on Saturday.

 

Part 416 – January 21, 2023

@ 47:30 …I guess if you’d say Thursday...It’s possible. It’s possible.

 

@ 1:02:11 It’s okay if it’s Thursday. I suspect it’s not.

 

The stone-cold math from Part 416 was soft-serve, after all.

 

Numbers are equally as malleable as word definitions. Are we sure Dave is not a Reubenite? He keeps saying he is a Levite, but the guy is a walking illustration of “unstable as water.”

 

The mood on the third floor at Headquarters will be beyond cheery Thursday. Coffee Kid and Pepper Boy should avoid making supper plans with their wives because it will be a long night.

 

 

Monday, January 23 @ 10:04 AM ET

Fail.

 

Tuesday, January 24 @ 10:05 AM ET

Fail.

 

Wednesday, January 25 @ 10:06 AM ET

Fail.

 

Thursday, January 26 @ 10:07 AM ET

Impending fail.

 

Anything he ever says.

Perpetual fail.

 

Boy, that “February 10 / 40-day” business is really starting to look pretty good to Dave again right about now.

 

There is a reasonable and natural limit to all things.

 

Is it reasonable to see that David C. Pack has no biblical credibility?

 

It is natural to understand that God is not using him to teach any of this?

 

There is a reasonable and natural limit to all things except when it comes to David C. Pack.

 

The brethren are urged to continue to be patient, trusting a man who proves you cannot believe him.

 

He is not mentioned throughout the Bible. He is not fulfilling prophecy. He is not revealing the Mystery of God. He is not Elijah-Elect. He is not an apostle.

 

Brethren, it is time to anoint your eyes again.

 

David C. Pack is not a goodman. Never was. Never will be.

 

Marc Cebrian

See: Not a Goodman

Is God Spanking Australia? LCG Says God Is Doing So.

 

Where would the Church of God prophets of doom and gloom be without some earthly catastrophe to whip them into a frenzy? Their angry god demands that, so they look far and wide at any news story that best fits their anticipated godly punishment scenarios. The more bad news they can find the more they can scare followers with so that their wallets open up for that "final push".

Living Church of God has its focus on Australia right now with an article in their rag "Tomorrow's World" entitled: Australia's Watery Wake-up Call.

Greg Watt writes:

We have all heard the saying, “God works in mysterious ways.” And we do not need to look very hard for events to which we could ascribe this proverb today. Australia’s recent travails are a prime example.

Since February 2022, this island continent has experienced unprecedented flooding, particularly in eastern regions that are west of the Great Dividing Range, as far as South Australia. Lives have been lost, thousands of houses and commercial properties have been damaged or destroyed, essential infrastructure— electricity, water, and gas—has been interrupted, and sewage systems and treatment plants have flooded. And the rains are forecast to continue for at least one more La Niña cycle over this coming summer.

After going into all the damage from rains, flooding, fires, and loss of life, Watt says this:

We clearly see that God does indeed work in “mysterious” ways—delivering an unprecedented wake-up call to Australians, who, as they begin to rec- ognize that these natural disasters and their effects are extraordinary, are naturally questioning why they are happening and what is driving them. They want answers and they want action. While the vast majority of Australians would never concede that an omnipotent God is directing these weather events,

it is undeniable to virtually everyone that unprece- dented weather disasters are now becoming the new normal—whether prolonged scorching droughts, dev- astating bush fires, or extreme flooding.

The magical god of Armstrongism is always pissed off and the church thrives on it. 

So how can we explain the causes of such events? Regular readers of this magazine know that they are no mystery. Bible students know and understand that there is an omnipotent God who rules from the heights of the heavens and who is fully engaged in directing the events on planet Earth below. King David recognized this fact and said as much when speaking of God’s omnipotence; “You broke open the fountain and the flood; You dried up mighty rivers. The day is Yours, the night also is Yours; You have prepared the light and the sun. You have set all the borders of the earth; You have made summer and winter. Remember this, that the en- emy has reproached, O Lord, and that a foolish people has blasphemed Your name” (Psalm 74:15–18).

Has Australia blasphemed God’s name? Emphatically, yes! Consider the nickname Australians have adopted for their country: the “Lucky Country.” Such a name attributes to blind chance the awesome blessings this country offers them—an unmatched living environment because of extraordinary mineral and agricultural wealth, providing an incredible lifestyle, the envy of most countries. Is this just luck? Only the most hardened atheist or materialist would make
such a claim. God has blessed Australia and its citizens exceedingly, despite widespread lack of gratitude and acknowledgement of Him and His merciful generosity. Despite the blessings God has poured down, despite the incredible period of peace the nation has known— we have only once had to repel an invading force from our shores, in what could best be described as a skirmish—few acknowledge God and His authority. 

 

This rebellion and contempt toward God must and will have consequences.

Spank'em, God!  Spank'em so we can feel superior!  After all, we keep the law, they don't!!!!

Australia’s Watery Wake-Up Call

Dave Pack: If What I Say Goes Wrong It Is Either Your Fault, God's Fault Or The Bible's Fault

Miss Translation

 

Tuesday, January 24 @ 10:05 AM ET

 

Two down. One more to go.

 

Wednesday, January 25 @ 10:06 AM ET

 

That applies to the failed dates for establishing the Kingdom of God this week that David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God declared during “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 416)," given on January 21, 2023.

 

But it also applies to articles on the mind-numbing spectacle that is Part 416. Okay, no more whining.

 

 

Part 416 was a 90-degree turn from the content of Parts 414 and 415.

 

Elijah was going to rise before February 10. This was teased at the end of Part 414.

 

Part 414 – January 14, 2023

@ 1:39:40 And you cannot argue with the sheer massive proof I’m gonna lay on you next time that Elijah rises before February 10^th.

 

Never mind that.

 

The second half of the fantastic 60-point list showing how immovable the 40-day periods before and after February 10 was to be completed in Part 416.

 

Part 415 – January 17, 2023

@ 31:52 …now we're not waiting 24 days. And you won't have any doubt of that after the first point, and I'm gonna give you probably about 50 or 60, just not all of them today…God, in His mercy, gave us Abib 1 and 40 days in front of it.

 

Never mind that, too.

 

According to Dave in Part 416, there is no 40-day period in front of Abib 1. The stone-cold math proved it was actually 55-ish days…kinda. Or somewhere in thereabouts.

 

Part 416 – January 21, 2023

@ 42:58 …it’s 55 plus X plus 10. Abib 1 iddn’t gonna move. 55 plus X plus 10.

 

@ 48:18 Because the Kingdom may actually be longer than 45 days. It could be 46-7-8 or 9 days.

 

Do not get caught up in the exactness of prophetic mathematics. You know how fickle numbers can be.

 

This means God did NOT give the 40 days. Why would Dave assume that? What else does he think God gave that came from the Spirit of Error instead?

 

This should blast screaming alarm bells inside the heads of everyone inside The Restored Church of God.

 

 

 

When David C. Pack is forced to admit mistakes, there are usually three main culprits:

 

We, God, or the Bible.

 

Those three are also to blame for any shifts in prophetic direction. Dave considers them the termites responsible for eroding his biblical structures that do not pass inspection. When the damage is too severe for fumigation, he is forced to burn the whole thing to the ground and start over.

 

But he keeps the blueprints because they will be helpful around the same time next year.

 

That is what is happening with the road leading to Abib 1. This time, the faulty Bible is in the spotlight.

 

Part 416 – January 21, 2023

@ 16:30 So, let’s go meet our old friend, this unmarried woman, Miss Translation. Let’s go on over to the Book of Habakkuk and look one more time at this thing, “the midst of the years.” We gotta look at it more closely. It’s powerful. What happens here is very, very powerful.

 

Oh noes! Not the awful translators, again! Those ignorant pork-eating, Sunday-worshipping morons from over six hundred years ago really screwed Dave. Again.

 

He cannot wait to meet them in the Kingdom so he can sucker punch them shortly after they are resurrected. “Welcome to the afterlife, bitch.”

 

@ 17:52 What if “revive” does not mean the work has already been here? And this was a driving force in my thinking. What if it was not already here, but rather, the word simply means “make it alive?” Make Your work alive. That’s what it means. Start it! Start your work.

 

That is NOT what it means. The outcome is always bleak when Dave's nemesis, the dictionary, gets involved.

 

“Revive” is Strong’s (H2421) chayah. It is not mistranslated. Dave did not try to read the verse with the new word “alive” inserted because he knew it made no sense.

 

Habakkuk 3:2

O Lord, I have heard thy speech, and was afraid: O Lord, alive thy work in the midst of the years, in the midst of the years make known; in wrath remember mercy.

 

He needed it to mean “start” rather than “alive.” So, he rejects the printed translation, changes it to the base word, but changes the base word again to something that is not an accepted translation.

 

Revive  Alive  Start = New theory achieved.

 

Talk about adding to and taking away from the Book without fear.

 

@ 18:27 Now, that’s a big deal. If it isn’t reviving a work that got stopped for 3 ½ days because there was a Kingdom to Israel first, that changes things. It means you’re starting the work for the first time in this thing called “the midst of the years.”

 

Man, he was all excited about this. For Dave, the Bible must be like the Marauder’s Map in Harry Potter. Text on the pages appears, disappears, and moves upon command.

 

 

@ 18:46 Now, that’s not the biggest thing I’m gonna tell you, but it’s another big point that suggests somewhere between this thing called “the midst of the years” (the Roman one behind us and Abib 1), somewhere in there it starts again for the first time.

 

Dave just created a biblical paradox. I want to see anything in the physical or imaginary world start “again for the first time.” It either starts for the first time. Or it starts again. It cannot be both.

 

@ 19:13 It supports one Kingdom again, but. But, I explained (and I’m quite certain of this) midst (of course) means (says it twice) sort of generally among the years.

 

The biblical accordion expands and contracts. As pointed out recently, the meanings of words change to fit the mood of the day. The definition of "midst" varies when Dave needs it to. Like he just did with “revive.”

 

@ 19:48 Among there (that’s all it means). Inside that. Within it (that’s all it means). Start your work. That’s a pretty broad range.

 

As a reminder, he explains how vital it is for "revive" to mean "start" so his current theory can work. He changed it to "start" right in front of everyone because he needed it to mean what it did not. Stretching the definition to “live or alive” was not far enough, so facts be damned.

 

These might seem like tiny points, but these dots lead to another and another that compose a complete picture of what and who David C. Pack is.

 

David C. Pack is not a man of his word. He is not Elijah-elect. He is not an apostle. Every little dot supports that conclusion. Do not ignore them.

 

 

We can all look forward to a pure language someday. My friend Peter researched the matter. Some scholars theorize a “pure language” means that every word would have only one definition. That would erase any misunderstanding in communication, whether spoken or written.

 

The Greek and Hebrew languages have multiple meanings, allowing Prophecy Know-It-Alls to create their own private interpretations of what God says.

 

I think God designed it that way so people could sort out the true ministers of righteousness from the frauds. God handed a noose to those toiling at “figuring out timing” so they could hang themselves.

 

This is the minefield in which we live. The Greek and Hebrew languages. Strong’s Concordance. Commentaries. Dozens of Bible versions.

 

A true prophet of God tasked with leading His people would reveal information that does not change. It would not shift. It would not morph. The understanding would be clear and exact. The “present truth” would not twist or wander. The sequence and timing of events would be precise and immobile.

 

David C. Pack is NOT that man.

 

His theories are frantic sandcastles built just before the tides come in. He spends weeks constructing bulwarks, towers, and a moat. But soon, it is no more than a smooth lump on the beach as if it was never there. 2022 illustrated that perfectly.

 

 

@ 34:23 Because Abib 1 is not gonna move. It’s Mount Everest, or it’s El Capitan, or it's K2 if you know mountains. I mean, it's just sheer. It's stark. And it's fixed. It can't float away on us. 

 

It seems to be a little soon to be recycling an analogy that recently failed.

 

Part 409 – December 10, 2022

@ 18:38 The only way we go further if Christmas and all the proofs were a ruse by God to throw us off…Then, there is no Mount Everest. We just built one, and it's a mirage.

 

Derp derp.

 

Part 416 – January 21, 2023

@ 34:36 I thought Christmas was that day or New Year’s. No. No. Abib 1 is our prophetic anchor of the soul.

 

Heavy artillery fire is booming inside Dave’s head. The war against himself rages on right there at the lectern in front of the whole church. He says how solid the date is, but in the next breath, admits he thought that before. He does not know how to sell his own credibility.

 

Add that to his growing list of deficiencies.

 

Piss-poor reading comprehension? Check.

Piss-poor verbal communication? Check.

Piss-poor mathematical integrity? Check.

Piss-poor overall credibility? Check.

 

The prophetic anchor must have fallen out of the sky and landed on his head. As did the many other anvils he has explained over the years. Blunt-force head trauma would go a long way in explaining “The Greatest Unending Story!” Series.

 

 

What Bible study would be complete without Dave taking a little swipe at the brethren?

 

@ 51:10 …if you’re not interested enough to go home and look at your calendar and start playing with this and trying to see it and doing your counting, then probably you shouldn’t worry too much. You may just enjoy the months that follow in a very different way. If I can say it facetiously.

 

He tells the members of RCG that if they do not buy his malarkey, they can look forward to going into Tribulation and be cast out of the Kingdom of God. Way to win over the hearts and minds, bro.

 

And yet, they stay. Why do you stay, people in The Restored Church of God?

 

You see how he manipulates words to perpetuate his propaganda. Do not let the man give you feeble excuses about mistranslations that you know are false. Do something.

 

If you are “waiting for Mr. Pack to figure out timing,” then you cannot believe God is revealing this to him. You are leaving it for a man to fumble onto prophetic truth. The Bible does not teach that.

 

David C. Pack is being moved by the Spirit of Error, and his god is a cruel trickster. History has already proven this. You either follow the true God or Dave’s god. Giving percentages is dangerous.

 

If you believe God is guiding David C. Pack and RCG, you MUST stay.

 

If you believe God is NOT guiding David C. Pack and RCG, you MUST leave.

Marc Cebrian

See: Miss Translation