Tuesday, January 24, 2023

Dave Pack: If What I Say Goes Wrong It Is Either Your Fault, God's Fault Or The Bible's Fault



Miss Translation

 

Tuesday, January 24 @ 10:05 AM ET

 

Two down. One more to go.

 

Wednesday, January 25 @ 10:06 AM ET

 

That applies to the failed dates for establishing the Kingdom of God this week that David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God declared during “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 416)," given on January 21, 2023.

 

But it also applies to articles on the mind-numbing spectacle that is Part 416. Okay, no more whining.

 

 

Part 416 was a 90-degree turn from the content of Parts 414 and 415.

 

Elijah was going to rise before February 10. This was teased at the end of Part 414.

 

Part 414 – January 14, 2023

@ 1:39:40 And you cannot argue with the sheer massive proof I’m gonna lay on you next time that Elijah rises before February 10th.

 

Never mind that.

 

The second half of the fantastic 60-point list showing how immovable the 40-day periods before and after February 10 was to be completed in Part 416.

 

Part 415 – January 17, 2023

@ 31:52 …now we're not waiting 24 days. And you won't have any doubt of that after the first point, and I'm gonna give you probably about 50 or 60, just not all of them today…God, in His mercy, gave us Abib 1 and 40 days in front of it.

 

Never mind that, too.

 

According to Dave in Part 416, there is no 40-day period in front of Abib 1. The stone-cold math proved it was actually 55-ish days…kinda. Or somewhere in thereabouts.

 

Part 416 – January 21, 2023

@ 42:58 …it’s 55 plus X plus 10. Abib 1 iddn’t gonna move. 55 plus X plus 10.

 

@ 48:18 Because the Kingdom may actually be longer than 45 days. It could be 46-7-8 or 9 days.

 

Do not get caught up in the exactness of prophetic mathematics. You know how fickle numbers can be.

 

This means God did NOT give the 40 days. Why would Dave assume that? What else does he think God gave that came from the Spirit of Error instead?

 

This should blast screaming alarm bells inside the heads of everyone inside The Restored Church of God.

 

 

 

When David C. Pack is forced to admit mistakes, there are usually three main culprits:

 

We, God, or the Bible.

 

Those three are also to blame for any shifts in prophetic direction. Dave considers them the termites responsible for eroding his biblical structures that do not pass inspection. When the damage is too severe for fumigation, he is forced to burn the whole thing to the ground and start over.

 

But he keeps the blueprints because they will be helpful around the same time next year.

 

That is what is happening with the road leading to Abib 1. This time, the faulty Bible is in the spotlight.

 

Part 416 – January 21, 2023

@ 16:30 So, let’s go meet our old friend, this unmarried woman, Miss Translation. Let’s go on over to the Book of Habakkuk and look one more time at this thing, “the midst of the years.” We gotta look at it more closely. It’s powerful. What happens here is very, very powerful.

 

Oh noes! Not the awful translators, again! Those ignorant pork-eating, Sunday-worshipping morons from over six hundred years ago really screwed Dave. Again.

 

He cannot wait to meet them in the Kingdom so he can sucker punch them shortly after they are resurrected. “Welcome to the afterlife, bitch.”

 

@ 17:52 What if “revive” does not mean the work has already been here? And this was a driving force in my thinking. What if it was not already here, but rather, the word simply means “make it alive?” Make Your work alive. That’s what it means. Start it! Start your work.

 

That is NOT what it means. The outcome is always bleak when Dave's nemesis, the dictionary, gets involved.

 

“Revive” is Strong’s (H2421) chayah. It is not mistranslated. Dave did not try to read the verse with the new word “alive” inserted because he knew it made no sense.

 

Habakkuk 3:2

O Lord, I have heard thy speech, and was afraid: O Lordalive thy work in the midst of the years, in the midst of the years make known; in wrath remember mercy.

 

He needed it to mean “start” rather than “alive.” So, he rejects the printed translation, changes it to the base word, but changes the base word again to something that is not an accepted translation.

 

Revive  Alive  Start = New theory achieved.

 

Talk about adding to and taking away from the Book without fear.

 

@ 18:27 Now, that’s a big deal. If it isn’t reviving a work that got stopped for 3 ½ days because there was a Kingdom to Israel first, that changes things. It means you’re starting the work for the first time in this thing called “the midst of the years.”

 

Man, he was all excited about this. For Dave, the Bible must be like the Marauder’s Map in Harry Potter. Text on the pages appears, disappears, and moves upon command.

 

 

@ 18:46 Now, that’s not the biggest thing I’m gonna tell you, but it’s another big point that suggests somewhere between this thing called “the midst of the years” (the Roman one behind us and Abib 1), somewhere in there it starts again for the first time.

 

Dave just created a biblical paradox. I want to see anything in the physical or imaginary world start “again for the first time.” It either starts for the first time. Or it starts again. It cannot be both.

 

@ 19:13 It supports one Kingdom again, but. But, I explained (and I’m quite certain of this) midst (of course) means (says it twice) sort of generally among the years.

 

The biblical accordion expands and contracts. As pointed out recently, the meanings of words change to fit the mood of the day. The definition of "midst" varies when Dave needs it to. Like he just did with “revive.”

 

@ 19:48 Among there (that’s all it means). Inside that. Within it (that’s all it means). Start your work. That’s a pretty broad range.

 

As a reminder, he explains how vital it is for "revive" to mean "start" so his current theory can work. He changed it to "start" right in front of everyone because he needed it to mean what it did not. Stretching the definition to “live or alive” was not far enough, so facts be damned.

 

These might seem like tiny points, but these dots lead to another and another that compose a complete picture of what and who David C. Pack is.

 

David C. Pack is not a man of his word. He is not Elijah-elect. He is not an apostle. Every little dot supports that conclusion. Do not ignore them.

 

 

We can all look forward to a pure language someday. My friend Peter researched the matter. Some scholars theorize a “pure language” means that every word would have only one definition. That would erase any misunderstanding in communication, whether spoken or written.

 

The Greek and Hebrew languages have multiple meanings, allowing Prophecy Know-It-Alls to create their own private interpretations of what God says.

 

I think God designed it that way so people could sort out the true ministers of righteousness from the frauds. God handed a noose to those toiling at “figuring out timing” so they could hang themselves.

 

This is the minefield in which we live. The Greek and Hebrew languages. Strong’s Concordance. Commentaries. Dozens of Bible versions.

 

A true prophet of God tasked with leading His people would reveal information that does not change. It would not shift. It would not morph. The understanding would be clear and exact. The “present truth” would not twist or wander. The sequence and timing of events would be precise and immobile.

 

David C. Pack is NOT that man.

 

His theories are frantic sandcastles built just before the tides come in. He spends weeks constructing bulwarks, towers, and a moat. But soon, it is no more than a smooth lump on the beach as if it was never there. 2022 illustrated that perfectly.

 

 

@ 34:23 Because Abib 1 is not gonna move. It’s Mount Everest, or it’s El Capitan, or it's K2 if you know mountains. I mean, it's just sheer. It's stark. And it's fixed. It can't float away on us. 

 

It seems to be a little soon to be recycling an analogy that recently failed.

 

Part 409 – December 10, 2022

@ 18:38 The only way we go further if Christmas and all the proofs were a ruse by God to throw us off…Then, there is no Mount Everest. We just built one, and it's a mirage.

 

Derp derp.

 

Part 416 – January 21, 2023

@ 34:36 I thought Christmas was that day or New Year’s. No. No. Abib 1 is our prophetic anchor of the soul.

 

Heavy artillery fire is booming inside Dave’s head. The war against himself rages on right there at the lectern in front of the whole church. He says how solid the date is, but in the next breath, admits he thought that before. He does not know how to sell his own credibility.

 

Add that to his growing list of deficiencies.

 

Piss-poor reading comprehension? Check.

Piss-poor verbal communication? Check.

Piss-poor mathematical integrity? Check.

Piss-poor overall credibility? Check.

 

The prophetic anchor must have fallen out of the sky and landed on his head. As did the many other anvils he has explained over the years. Blunt-force head trauma would go a long way in explaining “The Greatest Unending Story!” Series.

 

 

What Bible study would be complete without Dave taking a little swipe at the brethren?

 

@ 51:10 …if you’re not interested enough to go home and look at your calendar and start playing with this and trying to see it and doing your counting, then probably you shouldn’t worry too much. You may just enjoy the months that follow in a very different way. If I can say it facetiously.

 

He tells the members of RCG that if they do not buy his malarkey, they can look forward to going into Tribulation and be cast out of the Kingdom of God. Way to win over the hearts and minds, bro.

 

And yet, they stay. Why do you stay, people in The Restored Church of God?

 

You see how he manipulates words to perpetuate his propaganda. Do not let the man give you feeble excuses about mistranslations that you know are false. Do something.

 

If you are “waiting for Mr. Pack to figure out timing,” then you cannot believe God is revealing this to him. You are leaving it for a man to fumble onto prophetic truth. The Bible does not teach that.

 

David C. Pack is being moved by the Spirit of Error, and his god is a cruel trickster. History has already proven this. You either follow the true God or Dave’s god. Giving percentages is dangerous.

 

If you believe God is guiding David C. Pack and RCG, you MUST stay.

 

If you believe God is NOT guiding David C. Pack and RCG, you MUST leave.



Marc Cebrian

See: Miss Translation

6 comments:

Anonymous said...

How can his elders in Wadsworth truly stand behind all of these lies? Have they no concern for the lay members? Have they no shame?

Anonymous said...

Dave is the spiritual equivalent of Hollywood horror movies like 'Your next' and 'Drag me to hell.'

Ronco said...

"How can his elders in Wadsworth truly stand behind all of these lies? Have they no concern for the lay members? Have they no shame?"

They have nice homes on the Glorious Campus and fat paychecks to protect.

Anonymous said...

Comedy of errors. Total nonsense. Fictional delusions. Please, please, stop Dave. You are not that important. You need help Dave. You are ill Dave. You are hurting people Dave. Stop Dave.

Mark Wolfe said...

"@ 51:10 …if you’re not interested enough to go home and look at your calendar and start playing with this and trying to see it and doing your counting, then probably you shouldn’t worry too much. You may just enjoy the months that follow in a very different way. If I can say it facetiously."

This putz wants everybody to take the garbage that comes out of his mouth seriously?

And when it absolutely completely falls apart, which it has countless times, he is not going to apologize for messing with their lives?

Where is this mans self awareness.

Anonymous said...

To use their COG-speak against them, God is spanking the RCG members with false prophecies for following such a stupid, presumptuous leader.