Greco-Roman Crackpot Prophet: We Have at least 3 1/2 Years Till The End

 

Where would the Church of God be without its resident idiot prophets running off at the mouth about the end-time malarkey? Keep those sheeple all stirred up and fearful, and they will not think twice about questioning the prophet's stupidity. Besides, keeping them living in fear keeps them under control and with their wallets open for the "end time push".

The Great Bwana to Africa and the occasional Caucasian had this little snippet up today from Church of the Eternal God:

11/08/24 a.m. In its newsletter today, CEG has the following:

Trump has won. ...

European Reactions

Breitbart wrote on November 6:

“Donald Trump may have turned the U.S. red, but in Europe the airwaves and front pages turned blue as the very tribally left-wing legacy media vented their disappointment at the American people not voting as wanted. German broadsheet newspaper Die Zeit said it for many in the European media on Wednesday morning with their reaction to the re-election of President-elect Trump, ... The colourful article comparing election night coverage to staring into a nuclear bomb’s mushroom cloud lamented ‘America doesn’t care at all’ about European feelings… the article’s author rhetorically asked whether this was to be the end of America…

Our resident crackpot then goes on to add his worthless two cents: 

The election was a step towards the end of the USA, "but the end is not yet: (cf. Matthew 24:6)--we have at least 3 1/2 years before the end.

 

Stirring the Pot: Most of the Split, Splinter and Sliver Christians I know chose Barabbas

The crowd chose Barabbas, not because they loved him, but because they hated Gospel Jesus. 

John 18:40

"They shouted back, "No, not him! Give us Barabbas!" Now Barabbas had taken part in an uprising."

19:15

But they shouted, “Take him away! Take him away! Crucify him!” “Shall I crucify your king?” Pilate asked. “We have no king but Caesar,” 

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Bonus observation:

It kinda feels like when the second plane hit the South Tower or when you waited on the results of a biopsy and, well....you know....

Our Connection To Jesus Christ Exists Only Becasue Of Herbert Armstrong

According to Timothy Kitchen, our connection to Jesus Christ came to us through Herbert Armstrong. Much like Mary is used in the Catholic Church as a way to experience Christ, Herbert is our avenue to having a relationship with Jesus.  

God sent Jesus to the church. God had Jesus send the church Herbert Armstrong. Through Jesus and Herbert, we got the ministry. Eliminating any of these steps will eliminate you from the Kingdom of God and will get your name stricken from the Book of Life. Wut? 

Truly, Armstrongism gets dumber by the day!

The Body of Jesus Christ is connected to Jesus Christ. God the Father sent His Son. His son, Jesus Christ sent Herbert W Armstrong! Jesus Christ THROUGH Herbert W Armstrong sent the ministry! It was God the Father that sent them through Jesus Christ and Herbert W Armstrong! Eliminate any one of them, and you erase yourself from God's Church and Coming Kingdom, and from the book of Life! There is Government in His Body, and you break that chain in that Governmental line, whom God and Jesus Christ placed, you're not in it. Hirelings, and wolves look to draw away members of God's Church, unto themselves, unto their organization and corporate Church. If they cannot pull the Father of the family, they go after the wife. And if the wife cannot be pulled away, they will go After the Children. I have witnessed this very thing! I have lived through it, and God shows me instantly when it happens, by the power of His Holy Spirit. Because without it, I would be blind to it. I wouldn't see it. But I do. That's God through and through, and the Glory goes to God. I have come across many wolves, who seek to steal and destroy, JUST AS JESUS CHRIST SAYS! They, the hirelings and wolves, say the sheep have a path of destruction behind them, because many have clung to them with vain flatteries, or false pretenses! With ulterior motives! And their plans fell through and came to nothing! God's Word is true every time! Some were trying to take the children , literally. Some sought more members for their corporate Churches. All with lies and deception, false pretenses, of their father the Devil! Judge the fruits! What does God say He will do? The fire of God is coming up on the disobedient and rebellious! God come quickly and RIP your sheep from their claws and deliver what they have delivered to us!