Tuesday, March 10, 2015

David Passover Pack: I Have Already Started Training The Prophets, But They Don't Know It Yet



David Passover thinks that the two witless witnesses are in his chruch and are currently being trained by him.  The problem is he doesn't know who they are and they don't know.  What a convoluted line of reasoning.

60: Elijah uniquely specialized in training prophets; he ran three schools for the prophets, Gilgal, Jericho and Bethel. Let me just say it again, he uniquely specialized in training prophets. So will I; it's probably already started without knowledge of whom.

David Passover Pack: Joe Tkach Sr. Was A Modern Ahab That Was Out To Get Me!



David Passover is now whining that Tkach Sr. was out to get him.  I am sure that Tkach Sr. knew what kind of abusive moron that Pack was and most likely had a good reason, if this is true at all!  Everywhere that David Passover was sent as a minister soon resulted in a deluge of complaints from members on how abusive he was.



58: Joe Tkach, a modern Ahab if there ever was one, pursued me for years like Ahab did Elijah. And like no one else, like Ahab – like Ahab – he did die soon enough, and God went on to curse his son Ahaziah; leaves some things to the imagination. Elijah played a role in what happened to that son. God sent him to go talk to that son; I don't know whether that will happen. The angel told him to go, but Ahaziah sent two groups to come get Elijah, and a hundred and two burnt men later, the third captain realized, "Ew, would you be willing to come and talk to the boss, he fell through a window and he's got a bad infection, he's sick," and Elijah was told by an angel – interesting, twice actually in that first chapter of 2 Kings – and he went.  
Poooooor Davie, always the bridesmaid but never the bride.

David Passover Pack: If You Are A True Follower Of Me You Will Also Be Taken Up With My Fiery Chariot


If you are a true believer of David Passovers Elijah-hood and turn over all of you financial gains, then you too can be whisked off to Dave Passover's secret place.  Imagine how fun THAT will be!

55: How did Elijah escape? How did he get away? He was taken up by angels in fiery chariots including fiery horses, which the splinters don't know about because that knowledge has not been restored to them. But we're in a position to see the parallel, so will I be. They don't know about that; they don't know the eagles are angels or all the verses that took eight sermons to preach. But that's a powerful point, but it goes further. 
David Passover's time is running out! His life is in jeopardy! David Passover will be sooooooooooooooo reviled that his god will need to remove him from this earth for his safety.  No martyr will David Passover be!

Next point: Why was Elijah taken? This is where it'll get exciting for the church. Time was running out on him; his life would be in jeopardy. He was reaching the point when no man could work, we might say. So will mine be when we're hated of all nations. That's why he was taken.  But Elijah's unique "taken into heaven" departure is NOW seen to have always been a type for both the final Elijah and the remnant who this time will all be taken with him. It's a grander type; Elijah's a restorer. If the brethren of God are restored they go with him if they faithfully assist in his commission. So it's a lot bigger than just the one man. That's the part that excites me more.

David Passover Pack: My Home Town of Lima, Ohio Is A Greek Name For "Remnant" Ummm... NO Dave... It's NOT!


 Lima Ohio: 
The hometown of the world's most superfantabulous human to EVER exist!



David Passover is so desperate to validate his Elijahhood status that he seeks far and wide to find things that his members are too dumb to question.  His latest is his birth town where he grew up.  He has attached spiritual significance to the town of Lima Ohio.

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54: Coincidence or divine purpose? Have a little fun with this one – (will) be more important to me than you – but coincidence or divine purpose? The Greek word for remnant is leimma (audience laughter), pronounced "lima," spelled l-e-i-m-m-a, my home town; what are the odds? The modern Elijah comes from a small town called Remnant in the Greek; sometimes names are important. We'll see that Elijah the Tishbite – that's kind of interesting – will come up later.  
Can David Passover truly be that stupid?  Are none of his members intelligent enough to know that he is full of shit?  Lima Ohio was NOT named after a Greek word for "remnant."  Instead it is named after a city in Peru!  P-E-R-U!!! 


1831 the Shawnee relinquished all their land in the area to the United States and relocated to Kansas, opening all of Allen County to American settlement. The Ohio legislature mandated that a county seat be established. “Lima” was the result. Its name originated with Judge Patrick G. Goode, who insisted on the Spanish pronunciation “Lee-mah” after the capital of Peru, but the local vernacular -- "Lye-mah" -- prevailed. He honored Lima, Peru, in the naming because an inoculate for malaria, which was prevalent in the area during its establishment, was manufactured there. Touring Ohio