Dave Pack's New Timeline That Is 100% Correct!

 

Sivan Slip-Up

 

David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God has a love affair with failure. He slipped on another prophetic banana peel some careless dope left in his path. His eyes were too lofty to look down before sliding face-first into the Grand Garden mulch this morning. (If you listen hard enough, you can hear Ryan Denee snickering.)

 

Even though “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 443)” on May 18, 2023, “proved” that the First Kingdom to Israel would begin on Sivan 1, my morning coffee proved otherwise.

 

Nothing happened at 10:38 PM ET last night as the sun rose in Jerusalem, Israel. Nothing happened at 6:03 AM ET this morning when the sun rose in Wadsworth, Ohio.

 

What does it say when an unordained non-prophet/non-psychic antichrist knew this before the only living apostle and Elijah-Elect King David Passover? Well, one of us lives in a world of tangible reality while the other is trapped in an elusive fantasy loop.

 

I hope your fridge is stocked with Member Berries because the length of the First Kingdom to Israel has been on quite a journey.

 

Part 437 – 10 Days

Part 438 – 4 Months

Part 440 – You Cannot Know

Part 441 – 6 Months

Part 442 – 10 Days

Part 443 – 1 Month

 

Part 443 could not be an authentic "final Part of the Series" without spending most of the one-hour and fifty-six minutes reversing teachings from the last final Part 442.

 

Flashback Part 442 – May 13, 2023

@ 53:12 And it’s all clear. And I have no authority, brethren, to tell you it’s other than ten days. 

 

@ 54:14 …unless I’m just all wet and somebody else can pick up the Bible and…make the Bible say the First Kingdom is other than ten days.

 

That somebody else who found authority turned out to be David C. Pack. The First Kingdom is now one month per Part 443, not ten days.

 

As a refresher, Part 443 set new dates for the return of Jesus Christ.

 

First Kingdom to Israel

Sivan 1 at Sunrise*

May 21 at 6:03 AM ET

 

Second Kingdom of God

Tammuz 1 at Sunset*

June 19 at 9:02 PM ET

 

*Subject to change. And change. And change. And change. Oh, and change.

 

The new one-month layout looks simpler than just a shot glass or thimble.

 

 

Part 443 – May 18, 2023

@ 07:29 Now, we’re not late. We’re still very close.

 

The brethren of RCG must not mind Grandpa Dave delivering Part 443 on the very day of his own failure when he declared in Part 442 that the First Kingdom would arrive on May 18. They either forgot or did not care.

 

They also seem to accept gaslighting as a vital part of the Kingdom Revealing Program.

 

@ 07:46 And, we’re more on track than we than we even dreamed…We’re gonna adjust slightly and reveal a powerful set of dates for this kingdom.

 

What about the folks that dreamed it would happen on May 18?

 

Changing a kingdom period from ten days to one month is "slight," according to Dave. Moving the Kingdom of God from Pentecost to Tammuz 1 is "slight," according to Dave. Sure…slight.

 

@ 08:33 Is this Kingdom one month or ten days? …I knew I had to go ahead and speak. I had everything else settled.

 

While in the process of excusing himself, David C. Pack exposes himself.

 

@ 09:08 God would not just name Pentecost. He does not use Holy Days, and He wouldn't name Pentecost as the day that the Kingdom of God comes. It just bothered me. But I didn’t have time to put it together.

 

David C. Pack admits to the brethren of The Restored Church of God that he spoke on the Sabbath of May 13, claiming God’s name and authority to teach them things he was “bothered” by but did it anyway. The man was unprepared, knows he was unprepared, and still went with it.

 

This is how the Pastor General of The Restored Church of God operates.

 

A former "inner circle" minister told me that Dave once knowingly taught the church what he knew to be wrong but said, "I have to go with it, and I'll fix it later." This is not new to Grandpa Dave. He will knowingly teach error to the church because he “didn’t have enough time” to teach the truth.

 

The man who threatens people with the Lake of Fire if they do not listen and take notes and believe him is the same person who admits he knowingly teaches erroneous doctrines.

 

Out of his own mouth, he has said it. He reveals who and what he is.

 

David C. Pack tells you everything you need to know
whether he is true or not.

 

The man is a liar. Worse than that, he is a blaspheming liar. Is that an accusation or observation? Ponder it before you jump to an answer.

 

@ 09:33 So, I had that, you know, “David-Solomon-Jedidiah moment” where I realized I was–WE were slightly off. And yet, one of the two dates I gave you, I talked about Wednesday night and Saturday night. One of those two dates is correct.

 

Both of those two dates were not correct. And he almost took sole responsibility.

 

Doctrinal Precision has lived in a cardboard box under the overpass since it was evicted from the Wadsworth Campus. The glory days of "Don't believe me, believe your Bible" are long past.

 

 

These two quotes fall under the “Yeah, not so much” category.

 

@ 49:46 And until I’ve made this plain and broken out the exact dates, it will not be clear. It will it will not be plain.

 

@ 1:00:07 Three and a half days of The Word from Sunday dawn to Wednesday evening.

 

With the First Kingdom to Israel NOT starting this morning and being one month long, the June start for the Second Kingdom of God starting on Tammuz 1 seems to be in jeopardy.

 

A banana peel slip with the left foot leads into another with the right. Chevy Chase would be proud.

@ 1:07:13 When the Kingdom of God arrives, think June brides. June is the wedding month. So, more people are married in June than pretty much the other months combined.

 

This tiny point deserves an honorable mention in David C. Pack’s Gallery of Stupid. A quick internet search debunkshis June statistics. It is only a “fact” and “proof” because he says so. The man creates his own reality and proves what he is doing to everyone paying attention.

 

@ 1:07:29 So, it’s a natural. The Kingdom of God would come on June 20^th or the night of the 19^th, I guess.

 

@ 1:09:58 I never saw so many things line up so perfectly as when we saw not just a month, a month, a month, a month, but how that month breaks out. Date by date by date. I imagine you'll be pulling out your calendars when you get home. You can play that out.

 

Well, except for the first part, which did not align perfectly. You know, like…today.

 

 

For those interested in watching the Book of Daniel be unsealed for the last time and getting a detailed look at the one-month breakdown, feast your eyes and ears on this.

@ 1:17:51 So, we were right on all these things. We just didn't know that it's a month in front of 

the year. And then had which month it was. You could never argue with this.

 

@ 1:19:02 It’s the greatest kingdom the world’s ever seen. But it’s 84 hours, followed by 48 hours, followed by 24 days. They’re exact. And it ends at even time. The disciples knew that it was started at dawn, exactly.

 

@ 1:19:25 …and it ends at even time. 29 ½ days. There’s no way this isn’t Sivan. And there’s no way I can begin to see it isn’t this year.

 

Dave has completed the full rotation around his own tail. June 20 is Tammuz 1. So, Tammuz is back in the crosshairs. 2023 will be 2022 all over again.

 

 

David C. Pack is conflicted. His mind is conflicted. His mouth is conflicted.

 

@ 1:45:31 It doesn’t change. I’m sure it’ll have some things that change. Some things.

 

The house nestled between his ears is divided against itself. As time goes on, the cracks will widen, and all the spackle in the world will not be able to fill it. The more he talks, the more his decay accelerates.

 

@ 1:47:37 I long knew that there would one day be something or things (I diveren’t saw it happen yet) in my final message where we could know by their being explained made Christ’s coming certain. Made it sure. That you could say, “It will surely come.”

 

Three days later, what is certain and sure is David C. Pack proves himself to be a biblical fraud. Again.

 

@ 1:50:35 So, where would we be wrong? I’m telling you, I’ve tried to tear the Bible apart to see where we could be wrong. I’ve done the best I can. I know I can’t possibly do more.

 

A ticking clock tears his theories apart like a lion will to the RCG young people. Just add a little bit of time, and Dave’s mirage evaporates. The calendar is acid to all of David C. Pack’s theories.

 

 

God is a fan of irony and has a sense of humor. I would not be surprised if David C. Pack finally got one of his prophecies correct. Just one. A prophecy fulfilled by the man himself and only for himself.

 

@ 1:50:59 You know, you shake and rattle and try to pick the locks and see if there’s some way to get out. You got handcuffs on. You gotta straightjacket. You’re in a tiny cell locked in the middle of a vault. Now, I couldn’t get out of it. I can’t find another way out.

 

If Dave winds up under these conditions, then know there was a prophet among us.

 

@ 1:55:50 There is no [Part] 444. I made it plain. I believe absolutely, with every fiber of my being…The Lord Jesus Christ will surely come, and all of this will start.

 

Part 444 was delivered last night at Headquarters. I wonder how many slip-ups and face-plants he will perform as he explains away the debacle that has already become of the final Part 443.

Marc Cebrian

See: Sivan Slip-Up

GCI "Probably" Tried To Kill My Family!

 

There have been loads of crazy rumors spread though out the church since the death of Herbert Armstrong and the dissolution of the Worldwide Church of God by the Tkachs. Many wild and crazy stories have been floated trying to explain what happened during those tumultuous years. My favorite is how the Tkachs hatched.a plan that involved all the men currently leading COG splinter groups. They were all in on this since day one! Who knew!  LOL! Oh, and they tried to wipe out the Kitchen clan because they and they alone were the preservers of the "truth once delivered".

Samuel Kitchen writes:

The UNITED CHURCH OF GOD, AN INTERNATIONAL ASSOCIATION, doesn't represent the Worldwide Church of God.

The LIVING CHURCH OF GOD INC doesn't.

The RESTORED CHURCH OF GOD INC doesn't.

GRACE COMMUNION INTERNATIONAL doesn't.

The PHILADELPHIA CHURCH OF GOD doesn't.

The CONTINUATION CHURCH OF GOD doesn't.

The CHURCH OF GOD ASSEMBLY doesn't.

The INTERNATIONAL CHURCH OF GOD doesn't.

Etc.Etc.Etc.

They represent their own membership. And that is great.

But where did that membership come from? That is the fraud that has taken place. They targeted membership from the Worldwide Church of God, and claimed to be teaching what had been taught before.

They didn't go out, and start a preaching campaign and gain membership that way. No they went to the people they knew in the Worldwide Church of God, and brought them over and used their support to establish a new church.

But as we find out, it was a fraud and a huge deception. Many of the ones who started these organizations are working with GRACE COMMUNION INTERNATIONAL.

I know one minister in LCG whose wife was(and may still be) the assistant to Joseph Tkach Jr! I met her!

Tkach Jr talked about "Church planting" in his book "transformed by truth". The people who've tried to shut my family down, is working with GRACE COMMUNION INTERNATIONAL!

It was probably GRACE COMMUNION INTERNATIONAL who was involved in the death attempts against my family in the 1990's, and probably involved with my parents and grandmother's death too.

In the 1990's while our family was going through a huge ordeal bigger than the movie Eric Brockovich, Tkach formed a local task force, and put out local minister(John Bailey)in charge of it. John Bailey told us this!

So it's pretty clear to me, it's all connected. Tkach Jr wasn't a lone man in this, there were others.

They had to TRANSFORM an existing membership into a COG Landscape that we see today.

One thing is for sure in Armstrongism, it is never dull because you never can anticipate what looniness will be said next!

New Church of God Group: Only Armstrong - - 24 Hours a Day, 7 days A week, 365 Days A Year

 

The website is not up yet, but their magazine is...Upholding the Plain Truth

If you thought the idolatry of Herbert W Armstrong by Bob Thiel and Gerald Flurry was appalling, this new site takes it to the extreme. It's like entering the Armstrong Twilight Zone!

Double-click to enlarge:

Gerald Flurry On How If Jesus Had Sinned "...would have left the Father as the only remaining God forever."

Armstrongism is not known for its pure religion and sound theology and Gerald Flurry has confirmed that in his latest message to the dwindling faithful of the Philadelphia Church of God.

Notice the very first two paragraphs of his article The Goal of Our Work:

A God from the northern heavens came to Earth and became flesh and blood, risking the loss of eternal life. Failure would have left the Father as the only remaining God forever.

Spend more time and ponder what failure would have meant to our Father—the rest of eternity spent as the only God in the universe! Then you can better comprehend the kind of love He has for His creation.

The craziness continues:

Can we fathom this loving sacrifice by God? This universe-shaking truth challenges our imagination. We are the recipients of this unparalleled act of love.

An “eternal life,” which was God, the Word, came and died for us. This ought to excite mankind beyond anything we can imagine. It was the beginning of what will probably become billions of sons in God’s Family.

Because we teach this God-ordained message, we are almost glutted with new revelation! This should show us what this message means to the Father and the Son. Revelation comes because we honor our Father and Husband.

At no point in the entire article does Flurry go into how Jesus lived a perfect life, though tempted in all things, There is no discussion about the crucifixion nor the resurrection and what was accomplished by these two things.

Instead, it is an article about church unity and their goal to bring all into fellowship with their Father god and their Son god. 

The deepest kind of UNITY comes from God. This is the unity God and the Logos have had for eternity. And it is the only future life there is. Every­thing else is about eternal death!

The 12 disciples saw, touched and handled this Word—God in the flesh. John says they were overwhelmed with joy. They understood how God and the Word became the Father and Son—and what that means to every human being.

The goal of our work is to bring all humanity into fellowship with the Father and Son! Please read that again.

That is a pretty tall task considering how the PCG has shoved Jesus to the back burner much of the time while they worship their one true God, Herbert Armstrong, a man more powerful than Jesus. 

It has been their mission for decades to get the word of Herbert Armstrong out to the world. Getting the message of Jesus out has never been anything they have attempted. Notice what is more important to them...forcing people to get behind their "work". Not following Jesus or understanding the redemption, grace, justification, and sanctification he brought, but getting behind their work.

The job of our ministers is to help get our people 100 percent behind God’s work—so we can complete this work as speedily as possible. We are in THE LAST HOUR! We must work while we can, BEFORE this world is plunged into the Great Tribulation.

Later on, Flurry discusses who was sent to redeem the world...not Jesus, but  Herbert Armstrong and he himself, the end time Elijah:

God sent an Elijah to restore all things. It was an astounding message not heard around the world for almost two millennia! 

Notice what that message entails...not Jesus of course, but Armstrongism:

And from the early college days to the end, Mr. Armstrong had outstanding, God-inspired spokesman clubs. There were research and writing classes. The students were not there just to learn the message. They were also taught how to deliver it, both in this age and in the Millennium.

In Herbert W. Armstrong College, our students are taught how to write and speak like kings and priests. We have a message that must be communicated to all humanity! 

Not a Jesus message though...

Receiving God’s message is just half of the responsibility. The second part is communicating it. And what a communication job! This message must be delivered to every person ever born!

What good is the message if it is not declared and taught? What a failure if we don’t deliver our Father’s message! What a calamity. Now is the time to be a witness for God.

That is the purpose of this Work. We declare God’s message on television, in ­maga­zines, books and booklets and via the Internet—any means by which we can deliver it in a quality way. 

Poor Bob Thiel, left whimpering by the side of the road, again. But, even he, the Great Bwana to Africa ignores the message of Jesus and what he accomplished for humanity. Instead, the focus is firstly upon his greatness, then on crappy booklets, heretical doctrines, and other claptrap posted on the internet.

Flurry then ends with this:

The Philadelphia Church of God has bought and paid for 170 acres and all of our buildings. What is it all for? We are getting ready to help Christ rule this world and the universe!

God has blessed us mightily. Now He wants to fire our imaginations to see what a marvelous, mind-staggering future this world has. We have the greatest, most complete message God has ever given to declare!

Like John, we must never lose this awesome vision of love! Then we must be a witness for God. This is what the world so desperately needs. 

Jesus, where are you?