Armstrongite Mythology Referenced In Regards To Syrian Conflict

USA Today arrticle mentions the failed proepchies of Herbert Armstrong:

A number of congregations including the Seventh-day Adventists can trace their roots to the "Great Disappointment" of 1844, a year when a preacher named William Miller moved thousands of Christians to give away their possessions with prophecies detailing what he thought would be the second coming of Jesus Christ.

Millions of Americans also listened as Herbert W. Armstrong, a warbled-voice minister belted out dire prophecies of famine, war and pestilence in the late 1930s – during the Dust Bowl drought and just before the onset of World War II. President Harry Truman, an avid student of the Bible and its prophecies regarding the return of Jews to the Holy Land, was the first world leader to recognize Israel in 1948, a moment some Christians believe began a new prophetic era for events in the Middle East.

See article: Some see biblical visions of doom in Syria trouble

David C. Pack and Elul 25, 2013

I heard an interesting comment about Elul 25 today.  Remember Elul 25?  That is the date on the Gregorian calendar that is August 31.  Remember August 31?  That is the date that David C. Pack FIRMLY and AUTHORITATIVELY set as the date of the great reunification of the Church of God under his leadership.  By or on August 31, three Church of God leaders were supposed to be killed by his god so that all their respective church members would be so in shock that they would immediately come to Dave Pack's personality cult with all their money. We all know now that it was all a great lie.

Did you also know that Elul 25 is the date that the Jewish calendar sets as the date of creation?

Did Dave also pick this date as the creation date of the new Church of God?  Can he truly be this stupid?  He is not creating anything new.  Jesus Christ and/or God is not creating anything new with Dave.  The Restored Church of God is just one more bastardized Church of God.  Nothing more.

James Malm: Do Not Associate With Ejaculating Men, They Are Unclean Untill Sunset

James Malm, Armstrongism's Chief Pharisee has been attempting to control all aspects of his cult members lives. Now he is stepping into the bedroom.  When men ejaculate they become unclean until sunset.

The seed of men is considered unclean because it is an issue from the man and he and his wife are to wash and be unclean until the sun is set.

Beware of ejaculating men, put that sin out of your lives and make yourself a perfect Bride.

The collective bride is to remove all blemishes of uncleanness and sin to make herself pure, holy and ready for her marriage to the Holy Husband Jesus Christ and to enter the Holy Family of God the Father.

We are to work diligently to learn sound doctrine and to excise error!  We are not to associate with any unclean thing and that means far more than vicarious sin:  It also means that we are to turn away from proven false doctrine, prophecies and teachings of men, as the spiritual pollution and uncleanness of sin which separates us from God!

Happy Day of Atonement!

Just think how a nice cool glass of water would taste right  now!

Or a delicious breakfast....Just what the Kitchen's ordered!

David C. Pack: When the COG Members Join Us In The Great Reunification They Are REQUIRED to Bring ALL of Their Assets and Give Them to ME!!!!!!

As usual with Dave, it is all about money. Gold and silver and all the money of the COG members who join up with him have all belong to Dave.

Related to this, a final passage explains what the ancient Israelites did after they had been delivered from Egypt: “They came, every one whose heart stirred him up, and every one whom his spirit made willing, and they brought the Lord’s offering to the work of the tabernacle of the congregation, and for all His service…And they came, both men and women, as many as were willing hearted, and brought bracelets, and earrings, and rings, and tablets, all jewels of gold: and every man that offered offered an offering of gold unto the Lord” (Exod. 35:21-22). Exodus 36:7 states, “For the stuff they had was sufficient for all the work to make it, and too much.”

David C. Pack: My god Is Going To Need A New House To Live In When It Comes To Wadsworth. Send In Your Money So I Can Build God's House

Here is the change Dave has needed to fund his new mini-me auditorium in Wadsworth.  Dave's auditorium will be the smallest one ever built by a COG. I am sure his god will really be pleased that Gerald Flurry has a better quality and larger building than what Dave plans on building.

Since Christ was going to dwell with Israel and lead them personally by a pillar of cloud by day and fire by night, He would need His own tent. The people lived in tents and so would God as an “inhabitant” of the camp. Think of the last six chapters of Exodus as outlining the kind of tent (tabernacle) that He wanted for Himself. Have you ever thought of God’s Old Testament tabernacle in the wilderness this way?

David C. Pack: After Great Reunification God's Voice Will Perform Great Miracles

Dave gets crazier by the minute.  The voice of his god is going to do miraculous things in the RCG.  Those on the outside will not be able to hear Dave's god call to him.  Will Dave soon start raising the dead from their graves?  Will Dave resurrect Herb so he can bring him back to run the church?  Would Dave ever allow that to happen?

The next verse shows more about the use of God’s voice, but also how the Church can expect extraordinary blessings going forward after reunification: “The Lord said unto Moses, Thus you shall say unto the children of Israel, You have seen that I have TALKED with you FROM HEAVEN…in all places where I record my name I will come unto thee, and I will BLESS you…” (Exod. 20:22, 24).