Who's going to take care of you pet's when you run off to Petra with Gerry Six-Pack or Spanky Rod?
Are they doomed to suffer through the tribulation without you?
While you are sitting in a steaming hot desert for your final training
you can ease your wandering mind about your pets
who will most certainly be tortured by the invading German army.
You can now relax!
There is Petra/Rapture Aftercare available though this organization.
They will rescue your pets from those horrible Germans and take care of them.
Then once you return to earth with HWA who is directly under Christ (can't say Jesus - too effeminate)
and after you have been named a ruler of a world,
you can reclaim your kitties and doggies
to be rulers of the animal kingdom in your neck of the woods.
(Isn't Armstrongism grand!)
