Dave Pack Lie #3,245 : All COG Members Will Soon Be Filled With The Fear of My god.

COG Members Heading Off to Wadsworth

Dave Pack predicts that something big is soon to happen that will fill EVERY SINGLE COG member out there with FEAR!  It doesn't matter if you church is HQ'd in Charlotte, Cincinnati, Edmond, Arroyo Grande or Glendora.  Well, maybe not Glendora since they are damned to hell regardless of what happens.  It doesn't even matter if you are a living room COG member  or listen to sermons in your pj's, you too will be joining up with Dave

This dramatic event will strike fear into all church members who who them be directed by Dave's god to change allegiance to Wadsworth and immediately send in their money to him.

Dave has predicted that THREE prominent COG leaders will all die simultaneously by the end of the year.  This dramatic even is supposed to scare the shit out all the COG members to cause an enmasse migration to Wadsworth as the Holy City.

Realize that something caused the remnant to FEAR—“and the people did fear before the Lord” (vs. 12). This is on top of obeying Him. Fear is invariably a reaction to something that happens. Whatever took place was so powerful it brought obedience in a single day. There is no hesitation described. As I have mentioned in previous announcements, a final culminating event wakes up “this people” and causes them to MOVE en masse, no matter the “house” (church) of which they were a part.

Dave Pack Lies Again: All COG Members Who Do Not Return To Me Will Loose My god's Spirit

Dave Pack in his latest Friday installment of so called prophetic writing sent was sent out to the Churches of God.  Dave, still in his own delusional state of mind, stupidity believes that ALL Church of God members will be returning to the ONE TRUE CHURCH by the end of the year.  A dramatic thing is being predicted by Dave as the defining moment when the choice comes to return. 

First recall that verses 12 and 14 both use the term “ALL” to describe the remnant returning to work in God’s House. As with some instructions recorded multiple times in the Proverbs and elsewhere, God occasionally repeats a word or phrase to bring stronger emphasis to His message. Understand God’s intended meaning in the word “all.” The Hebrew word means “whole…all, any or every…altogether…whatsoever.” Take this word for exactly what it means. A loving God is bringing “all”—ALL!—of His people (everyone who has the Spirit of God) back to His Church. Other Scriptures (to be seen later) make plain that every true Christian around the world who does not take action—at a certain crucial moment evidenced in verse 12—will lose God’s Spirit. (My article on this subject—“God’s People Back Together—SOON!”—provides more proof of this.) Think of it this way. There will not be any remnant of the remnant! Those who do not come, have ended their relationship with God. Other passages outside Haggai make this PLAIN. For now, just know that God is unmistakably clear that this is what happens to such people. I rIn weeks to come, this moment of decision will be more fully explained. We saw that the people are waiting for reunification, but mistakenly believe it is not yet time. When God provides a clear opportunity, He expects His people to ACT—and quickly! I repeat: those who do not—whether laymember or minister, rich or poor, young or old—will LOSE GOD’S SPIRIT!

If you do not heed Dave's call to you at that time then you are damned to the pits of the Lake of Fire for the rest of eternity, writhing in agony because of your stupid decision to not return.  You ass is grass because you failed to recognize and worship the feet of god's greatest living apostle EVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!

Another point from verse 12 becomes absolutely critical to examine—and understand. Since Haggai says that the remnant “OBEYED the voice of the Lord their God,” it becomes obvious that previously “this people” had been DISobeying God. Otherwise, why this statement by God? But what were they disobeying? Here is a partial list: They rejected God’s command to be part of His one Church, which then automatically put them in disobedience to His one government. Third would be that they were not doing His Work (explained momentarily). They were also (unwittingly) stealing God’s tithes and giving them to His enemies. In addition, these enemies were teaching a wide range of other “damnable heresies” that caused God’s “truth” to be “evil spoken of” (II Pet. 2:1-2). Acceptance or tolerance of these many false beliefs had put the remnant in a further state of very REAL DISOBEDIENCE. How so?

Dave Pack Shuts Off Access to His "god" For One Day

Dave Pack moved his little cult HQ into it's new administration building the other day.  His entire church showed up to move him in. The amazing thing is that his god's work was only shut down for one day.  That's a miracle in it's self!  For one day his god had no access to anyone in the  entire world. How shameful of the RCG to inhibit it's god so!

Of course, in typical Dave style, this is the most awesome building ever built by ANY of the COG's EVEEEEEEEEEEEER!  It is unparalleled in the universe and is the epitome of perfection as it witnesses it's perfect design to the citizens of Wadsworth.  Thousands of Wadsworthians will soon be joining Dave's cult because of this.

Church members of the RCG should be encouraged that hundreds of thousands of dollars in furnishings had to be bought to keep Dave's high standards on par with Herb's.  That's tithe money that the poor and widows scrapped to send in so Dave can have a new mahogany desks, fine art and plenty of silver and gold in his office.  State of the art flat screens tv's audio equipment are being outfitted in his office.  No expense had been spared.

Soon Dave will be gloating about his other new buildings that will be completed by fall time.  Those pussy boys in LCG and PCG cannot accomplish anything or do anything as well as Davey can.  Woo hoo!

Also, we officially moved into the new Hall of Administration building on Monday and everything went extremely well. Incredibly, God’s Work was only “down” for one business day. The building has already turned out to be much more beautiful—and functional—than anyone anticipated. We are still receiving furniture, hanging pictures, finishing certain “touches” here and there—and of course unpacking. The thought that three buildings will be in place and complete before Thanksgiving on a magnificent campus has all of us inspired beyond words. Perhaps also before Thanksgiving we could be announcing a beautiful fourth building—the Student Center.

Gerald Flurry, God's Greatest Living Prophet (after Dave Pack of course) Gives Out Proper Helicopter Etiquette Guidelines

Gerald Flurry, Armstrongisms' greatest Budweiser aficionado, has issued guidelines to the people on "the compound" on how to have proper godly helicopter etiquette.  Lord Six Pack, for some reason, seems to think his campus is worthy of being filmed by a helicopter.

The brethren have to have proper biblical understanding on what they should be doing when the helicopter flies over the compound.

• No students should be seen in the bushes discovering the missing dimension in sex.  

• No one should be peering out windows like you normally do when you see a strange car or person on the compound.  

• Avoid driving your vehicle if at all possible.  There must be no accidents with a car running into a flying helicopter.  

• Please don't wave, point, or genuflect at the helicopter as you do to me.  

• Please do not be filmed kneeling at Mr. Armstrong's prayer rock.  We do not want anyone to get the wrong idea on who we worship here.  

• Please understand that the helicopter is NOT here to pick up the auditorium and fly it to Petra.  That's next month, but not for today.

• Above All, please pray for this helicopter that it be used to glorify the god we worship.  Yes, it is proper to pray for the safety of the pagan, worldly, unconverted men who will fly this helicopter.  We do not want Satan to be able to use it for unclean purposes.  Please ask god to keep their minds pure when flying.

Mr. Gerald Flurry has approved a helicopter video/photo shoot of the campus scheduled for next Tuesday evening at 6 p.m. (May 21), weather permitting.

Over the course of 90 minutes or so, the chopper will land on the lawn in front of the auditorium and will make several passes over the campus from different angles.

To ensure the best results of our footage (for the Key of David, etc.) we ask your cooperation as follows:

• ·         Remain indoors during the flyover

• ·         If you must be outdoors, please act normally and do not attract attention to  yourself – avoid looking up or waving/pointing, gathering in groups

• ·         Avoid looking out the windows so we don’t have faces peering from within the buildings/homes

• ·         Stay away from Armstrong Auditorium and the Hall of Administration (or remain indoors)

• ·         Avoid driving vehicles through campus during the flyover

• ·         In case of emergency, please dial 1002 from any campus telephone to call security

Our neighbors have been notified, as well as the local authorities.

You can help us by praying for God’s protection and safety for the crew, perfect weather conditions and a technically easy shoot.

Thank you in advance for your cooperation!

The Plain Truth About Gay Farm Animals

Those crazy folk over on the COG Yahoo boards, God bless 'em, never fail to keep the world entertained.  Today we have a world renown authority telling us just what it is that makes farm animals horny and gay.

Apparently if a calf is licked by a male cow or female cow that is not his mother, this leads to cow gayness.  Calves that are raised in groups with other cows, in a regulated controlled environment, turn out to be gay if they are licked by others.  I kid you not!

The stupidity that occupys the minds of Armstrongites never ceases to amaze me.  They can't feed the homeless or take care of a neighbor but they can write about horny gay cows.

Today I will write about what makes Farm Animals Normal and balanced. Compared to what causes Homosexual Animals.

A calf (including up to four fostered) being raised by a Cow in natural conditions, feeding at will, where the Cow licks the foster calves, and the calves bonds with its mother and even being kicked at times. Turns into a normal sexually orientated Calf. 

Where Calves are raised without a natural mother, (and even on natural milk), in a controlled situation, being raised as a group, will have enhanced homosexual tendencies, the greater the group is unnaturally controlled, the greater the Homosexual tendency.

The difference between these two groups of calves, is like night compared to day.

 

Possibly the same applies with people.  As society become more regulated and demanding and controlled (in an unnatural way), the great the homosexual tendencies.

Did you know that bad polluted food makes people gay?  Did you know that slow sailing ships made people gay? WTF??????

Of cause, there will be other things, that might affect things.  (bad polluted food etc)

In years past, slow sailing ships were the abode of many Homosexuals.  (Controlled, cramped, environments)

Worth thinking about.

I don't think so!  It's no wonder COG members end up being such laughing stocks when things like  the above are broadcast as truth.