Dave Pack: God is going to PLUMP UP and DEAD BANG a new moon on May 30th!!!!!!!!!!!

 

Every day that goes by Dave Pack gets crazier! How can his followers sit there and listing to this crap? 

Is Dave's god getting ready to reset the universe?

From an RCG source:

"Mr Schleifer loves to study Physics & Astronomy...

He's the one that mentioned to me and to certain others, that the ONLY way God could reset the universe, is if He did at the end of a month.

You create a series of problems with... Hahaha I could say this euh euh, kind of pun intended you create an ASTRONOMICAL problem with Astronomy - it's a HUUUUUUUUUGE problem with the laws of physics.

They do NOT ALLOW God if He, if He, if He wants to reset the universe once, He can ONLY do it BANG at the end of a moon = BANG - GOT IT? Gotta do it then!

He cannot - he CANNOT reset it inside a month without having, cause you gotta compensate for a moon that is moving more euh, more euuuuuuhhh, faster now - and He wants to make it a little slower, even though He's gonna speed up the earth around the sun, He's gonna slow down the moon around the earth.

So it's a tremendous physics problem...

...There comes this new Moon that Asaph talked about, and God just PLUMPS it and makes it FULL.

And He's gotta do that DEAD BANG on Monday night, May 30th."

LCG: Would You Trust Jonathan McNair Training The Next Generation Of Leadership In LCG?

 

LCG, like most COG's today, are scrambling to do all they can to retain younger members in their groups. As the COG ages into oblivion, they think by attracting and maintaining some of the youth they have a bright future ahead.

Never fear though...Jonathan McNair is ready to train the next generation of LCG leaders to carry on the torch of the failure he and other LCG leaders have been unable to do. McNair intends to teach them how to lead successful lives by "ACCURATELY understanding the Bible and its application in the modern world". What a hoot!

Of the 2 1/2 days of this event, how many hours will be spent on Jesus? How much will be spent on the law? I think we all know the answer to this. And, LCG wants to know why they are such failures!

Living for Tomorrow—Repeat Announcement
One of the responsibilities historically given to the leadership of the Church is to train next- generation leaders. Paul trained Timothy and Titus, and Peter taught and mentored John Mark, calling him “my son,” as we read in 1 Peter 5:13. To continue fulfilling this mandate, the new “L4T” or Living for Tomorrow program is being launched. If you are a young adult between 18 and 30 and want to learn more about Living for Tomorrow, join us from May 27 to 29 at Blowing Rock, North Carolina. We will have a full weekend of intensive focus on building successful lives based on accurately understanding the Bible and its application in our modern world. Arrival is on Friday afternoon, May 27, with departure on Sunday afternoon, May 29. The cost is only $135, including food and accommodations. Join us as we launch our new L4T program! Questions? Contact Mr. Jonathan McNair at _____.

LCG claims they can uniquely take specific prophecies recorded thousands of years ago and make them fit what ever they want today.

God Guides History: Today, critics claim that God does not exist, that no one can predict the future, and human beings must determine their own future. However, the Bible reveals that only God can predict the future and bring it to pass (Isaiah 46:9– 11). Daniel told King Nebuchadnezzar that God removes kings and raises up kings and determines how and when specific events will occur (Daniel 2:21)—and that what God reveals is sure to happen (Daniel 2:45). The Bible is a uniquely inspired book that contains specific prophecies recorded thousands of years ago that predicted events that are making news today. The prophet Amos states that God reveals His intentions to His servants, so they can alert the world about the real significance of coming events (Amos 3:7). All this is possible because God guides the course of history. This is why we need to watch and understand the real meaning of current events—so we can be prepared for what lies ahead.
Have a profitable Sabbath, Douglas S. Winnail

According to Bob Thiel, God's gift to Christianity, LCG has no idea about prophecy and will be unable to flee at the correct time.

According to Dave Pack, no other COG knows about prophecy.

According to Gerald Furry, no other COG knows about prophecy.

According to Ron Weinland, no other COG knows about prophecy.

According to United COG, COWA has no idea about prophecy.

According to COGWA, UCG has no idea about prophecy.

According to Bob Thiel, he and he alone understands prophecy better than anyone else in the entire 2,000 years of Christianity. The Bible was written specifically for him in this end-time age. So, how can Doug Winnail lead us to believe that LCG has the gift of prophecy when Bob says they don't?