Dave Pack: Another RCG Spin Cycle Begins

Another RCG Spin Cycle Begins

 

Clean out the lint screen of your washer/dryer because the spin cycle in Wadsworth has begun. On July 3^rd, David C. Pack of the Restored Church of God issued this “Prophecy Update” to the brethren:

 

We are ALL watching.

 

IF events do not develop tonight, the 6th or 7th or after do not work for the first Kingdom (to Israel).

 

HOWEVER, a case--in fact a VERY powerful case--HAS DEVELOPED per the 1335 starting the 10 days rather than ending it.

 

This was SURPRISING, but true.

 

BUT CONSIDER that the 1,335 has always involved a period of piercing and adhering, which we, brethren, would NOT need to worry about, meaning events COULD unfold before mid-month.

 

You/we will learn more soon!

 

 

Dave must have paced the third floor Executive Imaginarium yesterday until he wore a bald spot in the carpet. He opened his Bible and “Eureka!” What a coincidence and just the nick of time, to boot.

 

We are ALL watching.

 

We are all watching YOU, Dave. The past two months have been equally fascinating and sad. You are in a sad state, bro. For real.

 

            IF events do not develop tonight…

 

This has become one of Dave’s favorite words. Nothing developed last night. No shocker there.

 

HOWEVER, a case--in fact a VERY powerful case--

 

Surely this very powerful case is even more very powerful than all the other previous very power cases starting in May. Nobody will be on the edge of their seat with anticipation to hear this one.

 

… HAS DEVELOPED per the 1335 starting the 10 days rather than ending it.

 

Poof! New Bible verses magically appear. Words that were previously cloaked have become visible. The definition of words experience a macroevolution.

 

Having your mom pick you up from the theater at the start of the movie is kind of different than picking you up at the end. “Very little is going to change,” comes to mind for some odd reason.

 

            This was SURPRISING…

 

Did anyone think Dave would dig back into his Bible and NOT find some way out of the expanding mess he created? It is not actually a way out, but just an angle to push the goal line down the field a few yards.

 

Dave likes to change the rules of the game after it already started.

 

            …but true.

 

True? True! Come on man, you do not get to use that word. What prophetic “inspired preaching” have you ever bestowed upon the members of The Restored Church of God since 2013 that history has proven to be true? Just name one. One.

 

            …which we, brethren, would NOT need to worry about…

 

Don’t worry, brethren. Don’t think, brethren. Don’t question, brethren. Don’t apply critical thinking, brethren. Don’t prosecute the truth, brethren. Don’t get all 1 Thessalonians 5:21 on me because that’s just for the ministry per Ed, brethren.

 

            … meaning events COULD unfold before mid-month.

 

 

I smell another brain fart, Dave. You better have someone check your trousers.

 

Marc Cebrian

See: Another Spin Cycle Begins

I Believe We've Learned All We Need to Know Dave...

 

"We are ALL watching.

IF events do not develop tonight, the 6th or 7th or after do not work for the first Kingdom (to Israel).

HOWEVER, a case--in fact a VERY powerful case--HAS DEVELOPED per the 1335 starting the 10 days rather than ending it.

This was SURPRISING, but true.

BUT CONSIDER that the 1,335 has always involved a period of piercing and adhering, which we, brethren, would NOT need to worry about, meaning events COULD unfold before mid-month.

You/we will learn more soon!"

Gerald Flurry: God presently rules and sends out his message from the Herbert W Armstrong Auditorium in Oklahoma.

 

There is a lot of craziness coming out of the Philadelphia Church of God lately, but this one really shows how disturbed Gerald Flurry is.

Flurry says that PCG members need to have their focus entirely on the New Jerusalem, not Jesus, but a physical city he believes will soon be here. In that magical kingdom, Gerald and Lil'Stevie will be in the office right next door to Christ where they will be both judge and jury as they pass out judgment and mercy.

In order for members to be focused upon the New Jeusalem, God built the Herbert W Armstrong Auditorium to focus the minds of members on that city to come. Because God helped build the building he personally dwells there and sends out his message from there to a lost and hurting world. The Herbie Audoitoriun and God's house in the New Jerusalem vibrate together today in unity.

God will go to extreme lengths to help us understand and focus on new Jerusalem. We are in the last hour, and I believe one of the most profound and spectacular ways God is getting us to focus on new Jerusalem is by building and properly using His house. Armstrong Auditorium is a $20 million facility we have built at our headquarters campus. We made it the highest quality we possibly could, because it points us to the new Jerusalem that we will inhabit in the future! The same God who shall govern new Jerusalem rules this house today—His eternal message flows from that building! We need to think deeply about this; God’s house and new Jerusalem are connected in a very special way. The new Jerusalem vision reverberates within the walls of this most royal house.

It is after 1:00 pm Sunday, July 3 and Jesus STILL has not returned!

 

Excerpts from The Never Ending Story, part 380.

@ 32:15 Is there any way we can know that we’re waiting for July 14^th? Let’s just be blunt, July 14^th is the Day of the Lord. Could you know that? You can’t argue with the month. If somebody wants to argue with the year, then I guess it wouldn’t be July 14^th in some other year. But I’m just saying this year, let’s be dramatic, let’s just lay it out. Is it possible that the Day of the Lord is the 14^th of July? And that the first day of the Kingdom, it’d be kind of interesting, be the 4^th of July. Is that possible? Maybe, maybe not.

@ 41:16 Now, there are other things that line up. And they’re perfect. I’m not done here. We’ve got this lockedand I’m gonna show you, it’s locked. The Man of Sin arises on a Sunday. Only by placing the the the the ten days from the 5^th to the 15^th [of Tammuz] does not only the Man of Sin arise on a Sunday, his season for three and a half weeks, Nebuchadnezzar, not only is that true and it would not be true if you delay it. If you say, “Well, maybe God means 1334 or ’33 or ’32.” No no no no, if He said [1335], that’s a hard number. And it happens to feed perfectly to “the Man of Sin arises on a Sunday” just two weeks before we thought he did because the second half of the month dudn’t play. Not only is that important, but God would likely, I’ve often thought, God would likelystart His work at the beginning of the work week, a Sunday. “Now, wait a minute, the fifth [of Tammuz] is Sunday night, Mr. Pack.” We’re gonna have to talk about that because it might be I’ve got even a little bit better news than what I’ve said so far.

@ 1:12:35 …but I actually don’t think we get to Sunday night. So, lemme tell you what I think, but I’m qualifying it. I’m qualifying it. Sunday at at at at dark Sunday at dark at dusk, if it’s ten days ‘till you touch the 15^th from when the start of the 5^th [Tammuz], that’s ten days, if that’s what it is, then that would be sometime mid-day Sunday here. Wherever you are in the world, brethren, you’ll just have to calculate your time zone, but it will be a little before 1 o’clock Sunday here if that’s if it gets that far. Now, it could go ever further because you gotta a bunch of other verses that say things start at dawn.

Thanks to Marc Cebrian for having the patience of a saint to sit and listen to this crap.

What is wrong with this guy????

 Guess who failed his speeches!