Another RCG Spin Cycle Begins
Clean out the lint screen of your washer/dryer because the spin cycle in Wadsworth has begun. On July 3rd, David C. Pack of the Restored Church of God issued this “Prophecy Update” to the brethren:
We are ALL watching.
IF events do not develop tonight, the 6th or 7th or after do not work for the first Kingdom (to Israel).
HOWEVER, a case--in fact a VERY powerful case--HAS DEVELOPED per the 1335 starting the 10 days rather than ending it.
This was SURPRISING, but true.
BUT CONSIDER that the 1,335 has always involved a period of piercing and adhering, which we, brethren, would NOT need to worry about, meaning events COULD unfold before mid-month.
You/we will learn more soon!
Dave must have paced the third floor Executive Imaginarium yesterday until he wore a bald spot in the carpet. He opened his Bible and “Eureka!” What a coincidence and just the nick of time, to boot.
We are ALL watching.
We are all watching YOU, Dave. The past two months have been equally fascinating and sad. You are in a sad state, bro. For real.
IF events do not develop tonight…
This has become one of Dave’s favorite words. Nothing developed last night. No shocker there.
HOWEVER, a case--in fact a VERY powerful case--
Surely this very powerful case is even more very powerful than all the other previous very power cases starting in May. Nobody will be on the edge of their seat with anticipation to hear this one.
… HAS DEVELOPED per the 1335 starting the 10 days rather than ending it.
Poof! New Bible verses magically appear. Words that were previously cloaked have become visible. The definition of words experience a macroevolution.
Having your mom pick you up from the theater at the start of the movie is kind of different than picking you up at the end. “Very little is going to change,” comes to mind for some odd reason.
This was SURPRISING…
Did anyone think Dave would dig back into his Bible and NOT find some way out of the expanding mess he created? It is not actually a way out, but just an angle to push the goal line down the field a few yards.
Dave likes to change the rules of the game after it already started.
…but true.
True? True! Come on man, you do not get to use that word. What prophetic “inspired preaching” have you ever bestowed upon the members of The Restored Church of God since 2013 that history has proven to be true? Just name one. One.
…which we, brethren, would NOT need to worry about…
Don’t worry, brethren. Don’t think, brethren. Don’t question, brethren. Don’t apply critical thinking, brethren. Don’t prosecute the truth, brethren. Don’t get all 1 Thessalonians 5:21 on me because that’s just for the ministry per Ed, brethren.
… meaning events COULD unfold before mid-month.
I smell another brain fart, Dave. You better have someone check your trousers.
Marc Cebrian
5 comments:
Brain fart? The guy's constant pronouncements are the moral equivalent of asking his RCG members to "pull my finger". It would be a blessing if the hot smelly gases were confined to a closed system, like the inside of Dave's skull. Instead, they are like a chemistry class hydrogen sulfide experiment gone bad, with the ventilation system totally unable to handle it. Well, maybe not so much. The RCG is kind of a closed system.
Welcome to Dave's Laundromat where the spin cycle never stops.
And where the people end up all washed up.
Where the "Machine" never stops taking your money, but delivers NOTHING!
I already knew Dave took ownership of the Wadsworth sewage plant, but now the laundromat too?
Back in 2015, fresh off of multiple prophetic failures concerning "all brethren reunited - three shepherds die by fire", Dave Pack started a new sermon series on the Man of Sin. The conclusion was that the appearance of the Man of Sin was imminent and he said in this sermon that he was going into the recording studio Tuesday morning to record a message for the world to hear. Dave Pack said in that video that no else understands the timing, the speed and intensity of prophecy. Our very own Marc Cebrian could have very well been behind the camera on that day.
Of course Dave Pack got the timing, the speed and the intensity all wrong concerning a 2015 appearance of the Man of Sin and you won't find that video on the RCG website anymore.
I have a friend who is an industrial laundromat technician. He travels between multiple States repairing washing machines. The one thing that he is an expert at is understanding the timing, speed and intensity of industrial washing machines. He makes a great amount of money doing this and I am sure he could fix Dave's laundromat from hell.
Dave deserves/needs a good washing. His members however have been spun so much that their minds are in a complete dizzy cycle: they don't know if they are coming or going, and are unable to discern anything that is evil.
Did I hint that Dave Pack is evil?
Yes, he is. Totally evil. He is certainly a man OF sin. He has placed himself in the position of Yahweh, Himself. He has taken titles and names of truly converted men used by Yahweh and spoken of in His Holy Books.
What is left for Dave to do? His only escape is to repent publicly just as Jimmy Swagar (spelling unknown), did years ago on public TV. Now whether Jimmy was sincere, I do not know, but at least it was a start and Dave needs to follow suit.
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