Thursday, May 2, 2013

E.W. King: Government Wants To Give Lobotomies To True COG Members

The prophet E. W. King writes from the mountaintop the following:

The government has been experimenting with the effects of certain drugs. Have you not seen all of the commercials regarding the drug program? Begin to count all the commercials on “new medicine”. Unfortunately, you are the rat.
Remember the original movie, “Planet of the Apes”? In that movie the ‘higher apes’, those with political control, gave lobotomies to those that were trying to share the Truth. Isn’t this what we are seeing with our own government? They want to begin to do that with those who are truly ‘spiritually awake’…the true Christians!


Joe Moeller said...

Another Lobotomie?

I dont know how many more of these that I can endure.

Joe Moeller
Cody, WY

Anonymous said...

Dear EW King,

When you are going to receive your lobotomy, please inform the "Citizens Concerned for Planetary Sanity", so we can have the champagne chilled and be ready to pop the corks.


Anonymous said...

I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy

Anonymous said...

how could you tell if a EWKing follower (or Pack follower, or ________ fill in the blank) has had a lobotomy?

Steve Kisack said...

What do you give one of your "church" friends who graduated from UCG's ABC class?

Answer: A lobotomy.

Byker Bob said...

Yeah, redundancy is ridiculous, whether we're talking about physical lobotomies, mental ones, or spiritual ones. Armstrongism pioneered them all.


RSK said...

Actually they only "lobotomized" one person in Planet of the Apes. But I'm splitting hairs, I'm sure.

Corky said...

Government Wants To Give Lobotomies To True COG Members

And, they should...but, unfortunately, they're too late - the CoGs have beat them to it.