Canada has exported many wonderful things to the States, but unfortunately a few stinkers too.
Remember Jonathan Bell, the screaming public access minister? No one listened to him. No one sent him money. No one believed his message. Women ignored him.
Listening to his comments it reminds us of another Canadian export, James Malm. The similarities are striking in the things they both say.
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Hilarious as to the comparison. It is so spot on. I had forgotten about Screaming Boy, the preacher.
You had better be careful! Since Malm is God's only true prophet preaching the law, he will call fire down from heaven to consume you! Remember, you CANNOT mock God's anointed and get away with it!
I would give Bell money before I would send a dime to Malm.
Not afraid of mocking Zeus. Not afraid of mocking Ahura Mazda. Not afraid of mocking Quetzalcoatl. Not afraid of mocking Hunab Ku. Not afraid of mocking Odin. Not afraid of mocking Lord Brahma. Not afraid of mocking Shangdi. Not afraid of mocking Odin. Not afraid of mocking Marduk. Not afraid of mocking Baal Hadad. Not afraid of mocking Yahweh. Not afraid of mocking El Elyon. Not afraid of mocking Amun-Ra. Not afraid of mocking Dushara. Not afraid of mocking Bondye. Not afraid of mocking Olorun. Not afraid of mocking Dagda. Not afraid of mocking Tāne. Not afraid of mocking Angwusnasomtaka. Not afraid of mocking Teshub. Not afraid of mocking Zalmoxis.
None of them exist. They are all the products of the imagination of the superstitious ancients.
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I am not responsible for the fake "Connie" comment above at 3:39 PM
He sounds like a squealing pig. How does he expect even the most stupid to pay any attention to him as a serious contender?
Bell if you read this, it would be wise to commit yourself to a clinic.
I assume it is a different "Connie." Maybe it is Constance and she has seen the light!
Hey, Fake Connie @ 3:39: tell your boyfriend that BB says "Go up, thou bald head!"
BB
Bell the minister is definitely a square peg in a round hole. He's like a court jester.
Perhaps Connie Schmidt can sign off her comments with "The real-thing, non-fake Connie." Ha ha.
Okay, then have him call down fire. Go ahead. We're waiting.
Still waiting...
C'mon, Connie. Cry aloud, for he is a god, perhaps he is sleeping...
Still waiting for Yogi and Boo Boo!
BB
...if Louie Anderson and Glenn Beck had a son!
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