Banned By HWA, in honor of 6,000,000 views, is proud and honored to release, for the first time in it's history, a Story For Young People! Enjoy! It's about a man named Rob Steel. Any semblance to any person, real or fictional, might be entirely coincidental. Or it might not.
(Read slowly for young people!)
And now, our story.
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Once upon a time, there was a man.
His name was Rob Steel.
Rob Steel really wanted to be somebody important.
So Rob hung out with the most important people he could find.
People who wore suits. And talked loud.
Rob liked to learn a lot. So Rob went and learned.
He really wanted recognition!
So Rob went and got himself.... a Degree.
(Say Degree). Good job! I knew you could.
Well, Rob REALLY admired a man a lot.
His name was Bob Feredith.
Rob gave Bob lots of money. Bob liked that a lot.
(Say money). Good job! I knew you could.
Well, Bob did not want Rob to go anwhere else!
So Bob told Rob he really knew a lot.
And maybe, just maybe, Rob had a very, very special job!
Rob believed him so much! And Rob tried all he could
to get as close to Bob as Rob could.
They would go eat together. They would talk together.
And Bob even asked Rob for advice.
Bob could not afford not to have Rob.
Rob really began to think highly of himself.
He was getting proud.
But Rob was getting impatient.
Rob wanted to be somebody. But Rob felt ignored.
He never became what he wanted to be.
Rob waited months. And years.
And finally, Rob was tired of waiting.
Bob told Rob he loved Rob.
But Rob was not the right person.
Now Rob got his feelings hurt really bad.
Rob really thought he was going to be somebody.
But now, he knew that was never going to happen.
At least not with Bob.
So Rob decided to be what Bob was.
But Rob really wasn't Bob.
As much as Rob tried to be Bob.
Rob was no Bob.
Rob was good with things that help people.
Rob liked to do things to keep them in health.
It was good what Rob was doing.
But Rob had a lot of pride. And he felt hurt.
So he bit off more than he could chew.
What is the moral of the story?
Be yourself, and do good and help people.
It's ok to try new things. But before you try new things.
Be sure you are doing it for the right reasons.
And be sure you know what you are doing.
Because when you try something and you don't understand it
You could hurt others, and yourself.
And worst of all,
you could believe in something that just isn't true.
submitted by SHT
6 comments:
Love it!
Thiel just cannot comprehend how easily he can be mocked and why.
Why is it that all of the prophets of Armstrongism are privileged white men? Each year they get crazier and crazier.
What makes Thiel so appalling is his complete suck up to Rod Meredith. That lasted as long as Meredith stroked his narcasitic ego. When that stopped and Meredith's affections were diverted elsewhere, Theil had a breakdown in rational thinking and started letting his delusions takeover.
Rolling on the floor laughing! Brilliant!!
Almost arrested for Sabbath keeping Doubly Blessed Dr. from mail order diploma mill Elijah Prophet Bitter Bob Thiel is so vain, he probably thinks this story is about him!
Richard
Isn't it?? Sure does sound like it to me, anyway. Reminds me of that old 70's(?) song "About
You")?
According to Thiel, God has open the door of animation to his one and only true Continuing Church of God. Maybe someone can make an animated cartoon out of this "Rob Steel" story and post it on Banned By HWA. With Banned's worldwide reach, I bet the Rob Steel animated story would receive more views than "Almost arrested for Sabbath keeping Doubly Blessed Dr. from mail order diploma mill Elijah Prophet Bitter" Bob Thiel's animated cartoons.
Funny how I read "Rob Steel" and I thought "Rob Steal"
Richard
SHT - you definitely have a great talent - hope you never get on my case!
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