Tuesday, March 17, 2020

Tonto and the Lone Ranger Tick Off Self Appointed False Prophet of Arroyo Grande



The eternally butt-hurt self-appointed false prophet of Arroyo Grande and Rod Meredith's disappointing "son" is not happy with a reader here.

In the (Improperly named) "continuing" Church of God, we have always advised that people have several days to several weeks supply of food, water, and other items that they may need in an emergency.
That is consistent with scripture. 
The 1966 Radio Church of God article mentioned prophets. 
Several weeks ago, an accuser of the brethren, who calls himself “Tonto” posted the following related to me and the coronavirus at the anti-COG site Banned by HWA :
Blogger Tonto said…
If Thiel was such a great prophet, then why didn’t he specifically and directly warn the world about this coronavirus several weeks ago?
One or more others at that website also made similar comments since then. Yet, I specifically warned about risks associated with the coronavirus in 2013 (see Coronavirus: A new risk for humans? and Saudi Arabia warning visitors to Mecca about coronavirus risk) and 2014 (see Saudi Arabia, MERS, and Missiles and Infection-gate: A dangerous scandal hitting the USA?). Additionally, I have also warned also about human engineered pathogens without mentioning the coronavirus in 2018 (see DARPA to weaponize insects to spread viruses across the population… sinister plans exposed by team of scientists) and 2019 (see DARPA: ‘Militarized Microbes’ To Spread GMO Bacteria). Humans messing around with viruses, like what was being officially done in Wuhan, poses risks. And I have warned about those risks, including research involving the coronavirus for years.
Furthermore, we have produced two videos related to prophecies and the novel coronavirus (watch COVID-19 Leading to 666? and Biological Warfare and Prophecy). 
Now, it may be that God is using COVID-19 to send a message to all, but especially end time Christians not to be complacent but to wake up and properly support the work.
Like any good fake prophet of the Church of God, it is always important to use any world disaster or human event to make money off of COG members.  Thielism is not a "work" that any real Christian would ever support.



With love from Tonto and The Lone Ranger




14 comments:

Anonymous said...

It's getting a bit desperate when you are more and more relying on UCG elite with fake double lives to provide news for articles on this blog.

You've acquired a gang of them.

Who's laughing in the long run?
Are they using you for their own agenda?

Byker Bob said...

Real prophets don't nebulously mention or speculate about things to be aware of and then get to gloat about the powerful warning they gave when something specific happens 7 years later. That's just plain double talk and wishful thinking. If Bob Thiel could resurrect one of his articles that warned specifically that if all the gays didn't repent by Dec. 31, 2019, a horrible corona virus pandemic would strike in Jan. 2020, then perhaps some would say, "Hey! Maybe this weird hand flailing dude with the crooked curtains actually is a prophet!"

Until I Google a bad current event, and the internet blows up with all kinds of websites mentioning that Mr. Thiel correctly prophesied when, why, and where, then he continues to be an annoying gnat, peeping, muttering, and buzzing about, inconsequential to all but himself.

BB

RSK said...

He still crying about that? Geez.

Tonto said...

Im very excited and thrilled, that I am "On the Cover" of Banned by HWA and that Bob Thiel's blood pressure got raised a couple of points too in the process! LOL!

In honor of this life changing and honored event, I have created a special "Sing Along" for this "memorable" occasion!

Sing Along to the tune --- "Cover of the Rolling Stone" -- Dr. Hook and the Medicine Show (1972)

https://youtu.be/CeOWMDP5a7o
(copy link and paste into browser)

Well, Im a posting stinker
And I type with golden fingers
And I'm loathed by Thiel everywhere you go

I post about phonies and I hope for the truth
At ten-thousand (Zimbabwe) dollars a post!

I make all kinds of spiels , to irritate Prophet Bob Thiel
But the thrill Ive never could land...
Is the thrill that'll gitcha, when you get your picture
On the cover of Gary's BANNED

(refrain)

I got to see my picture on the cover!
Im sending five copies to my mother
Wanna see my smilin' face
On the cover of Gary's BANNED

(reflecting thought)... I can see it now, Im up in the front
Smilin, man
Ah, beautiful.

Anonymous said...

God gives people free moral agency, so how can anyone predict such and such a virus on the month of a certain year. Contrary to ACOG culture, God is not a micro managing control freak.

Anonymous said...

"Now, it may be that God is using COVID-19 to send a message to all, but especially end time Christians not to be complacent but to wake up and properly support the work."

Yeah, I'm sure the gods are using Covid-19 to send a message to all...that Bob Thiel isn't a real prophet.

I'm sorry Bob, writing stories after Coronavirus1 came out about Coronavirus1, and then 7 years later trying to resurrect them and PRETEND they were prescient predictions about Coronavirus2 is just simply LYING.

Like many other scummy preachers out there, Bob puts himself in the company of "evangelists" who bring only bad news and never missing an opportunity to try to capitalize on the suffering of others. Not a good look.

Bob Thiel is a narcissist with no integrity and fewer morals.

Retired Prof said...

Let's hope Bob Thiel finds the Preparation H pictured in this post more soothing than one old peckerwood back home did. He said, "Yeah, I tried some of that Preparation H. That stuff ain't worth a damn. For all the good it done me, I might as well have stuck it up my ass."

Byker Bob said...

I've got a relative who is a doctor, RP. An older patient of his complained of anal pains and itching, and an examination revealed that the patient suffered from hemmorhoids. My relative advised the man to go to the drugstore and purchase some Preparation H suppositories, use them, and then return for a followup checkup in two weeks. The conversation at the followup exam went something like "So, any more pain?" The patient replied that he was feeling much better. "The Preparation H cleared the hemmorhoids right up?" asked the doctor. "Oh, yes!" replied the patient, "but Doctor, if they flare up again can you please prescribe something different? Those suppositories tasted terrible!

And then, there was the Texan who went into a Los Angeles supermarket asking an associate where the ice cream was. Never having spent much time in the South, she directed the man to the anal care aisle next to the pharmacy.

BB

Anonymous said...

Tonto
Someone in your power and position should be doing good. Instead you and your UCG collegues including your husband are dwelling here playing the fool.
What does that tell about your true characters.

Your behaviour raises more questions than answers.

The book of life exists. No matter if you reject the concept. It exists.

We all will stand before Jesus Christ one day.

Anonymous said...

so Tonto made a mistake and Bob pointed it out....big deal.

Hoss said...

Real prophets don't nebulously mention or speculate about things to be aware of...

Yes, Bob wrote about this strain of virus - and other things - seven years ago. He's come out with a plethora of predictions with no specifics.

Now, it may be that God is using COVID-19 to send a message to all...

What would make anyone now think that they should support Bob's church? How many even know about Bob's COG, or any of the many superfluous splinters?

Tonto said...


Anonymous Anonymous said...
Tonto
Someone in your power and position should be doing good. Instead you and your UCG collegues including your husband are dwelling here playing the fool.
What does that tell about your true characters.
Your behaviour raises more questions than answers.
The book of life exists. No matter if you reject the concept. It exists.
We all will stand before Jesus Christ one day.

>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

Well anonymous, you judge yourself, as you keep putting bull crap on here on your psychotic obsessions , and crazy assumption, and refuse to resolve the issue by going to your brother to get the truth , ala Matthew 18.
Email me at tontosixkiller@gmail.com and leave your phone number, and I will call you at your convenience to resolve your angst and FALSE ACCUSATION.

Yes, we will stand before Jesus Christ, and you will have to explain your false, libelous and bogus accusations against me. You are acting kind of freaky dude, and you really need to take your meds or whatever. You really are a dumb crap aren't you, and a real pussy who won't do the right thing and contact me.

Again, IM a dude, Im not who you are saying, and I have NOTHING to do with UCG leadership or ordained ministry in the slightest. Again , fully said in the sight of God and man.

Anonymous said...

Now, it may be that God is using COVID-19 to send a message to all...

Imagine that you are God and you want to deliver a message. Here are your options:

(1) Make yourself visible to the recipients of your message, and deliver it in the recipients' own language. Allow some time for the recipient to ask questions, which you answer as appropriate.

(2) Kill a bunch of random people, and scare millions more.

This "God" entity isn't very bright, is it?

Min Min Lights said...

Tonto, congratulations on becoming the XCOG Poster Boy!