Exposing the underbelly of Armstrongism in all of its wacky glory! Nothing you read here is made up. What you read here is the up to date face of Herbert W Armstrong's legacy. It's the gritty and dirty behind the scenes look at Armstrongism as you have never seen it before!
With all the new crazy self-appointed Chief Overseers, Apostles, Prophets, Pharisees, legalists, and outright liars leading various Churches of God today, it is important to hold these agents of deception accountable.
Herbert Armstrong's Tangled Web of Corrupt Leaders
I've got a number of customers who are shutting down for at least two weeks, subject to reevaluation at that time, including the public schools, and as of Wednesday, an insurance company. I expect to hear of more closings as the week transitions. I did make those two purchases I mentioned in another post over the weekend, and also finally reached stage 4 of my preps, stocking up on some adult libations. Also formulated a strategic arrangement with my best neighbors.
My hopes are 1) that all readers and posters are taking this situatuon seriously, and 2) that we all make it through the emergency safely without needing to rely on the preparations we made. It's also good to maintain our senses of humor, and to treat everyone around us with kindness.
For those of you from the ACOGs, if you purchased your survival supplies with second tithe, then you should only be required to give a tithe of the tithe of your toilet paper to your leaders!š
Wait, wait. Nobodoy owes tithes on their purchases, only on their increase.
The only way a person could incur a tithe debt of three rolls of toilet paper would be for his/her female rolls to give birth to a total of thirty rolls of young. Such a return might require a sizable flock, depending on how big the litters are. Or the clutches of eggs. I'm a little hazy on the reproductive details.
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Hey, if they force you to tithe on toilet paper, I will gladly oblige!
HOWEVER--- mine will be given "USED"! ;-)
Wonder if Bob Thiel will send any to Africa when they request it.
I've got a number of customers who are shutting down for at least two weeks, subject to reevaluation at that time, including the public schools, and as of Wednesday, an insurance company. I expect to hear of more closings as the week transitions. I did make those two purchases I mentioned in another post over the weekend, and also finally reached stage 4 of my preps, stocking up on some adult libations. Also formulated a strategic arrangement with my best neighbors.
My hopes are 1) that all readers and posters are taking this situatuon seriously, and 2) that we all make it through the emergency safely without needing to rely on the preparations we made. It's also good to maintain our senses of humor, and to treat everyone around us with kindness.
For those of you from the ACOGs, if you purchased your survival supplies with second tithe, then you should only be required to give a tithe of the tithe of your toilet paper to your leaders!š
BB
Now that could be tithing on the.... gross.
Wait, wait. Nobodoy owes tithes on their purchases, only on their increase.
The only way a person could incur a tithe debt of three rolls of toilet paper would be for his/her female rolls to give birth to a total of thirty rolls of young. Such a return might require a sizable flock, depending on how big the litters are. Or the clutches of eggs. I'm a little hazy on the reproductive details.
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