Crackpot Prophet and Tucker Carlson Both Agree That Aliens Are Demons

Oh, just when you think the batshit insanity of Armstrongism has hit peak crazy, here comes our favorite Crackpot Prophet cozying up to Tucker Carlson like they're long-lost soulmates. Both are solemnly declaring that aliens are just demons in disguise, here to deceive humanity and steer us away from Christ with their "lying wonders." Because, obviously, we need extraterrestrial help for that when our very own Crackpot Prophet is already doing a bang-up job of it right here on Earth. But that's a whole other tragic comedy.

Anyway, as Crackpot Bob loves to say, today's headline is that President Trump is finally releasing some of those juicy UFO/alien files that Obama supposedly "spilled the beans" on the other day. This, naturally, has sent God's Most Highly Favored Prophet into a full-blown frenzy, sniffing out alien demons like a bloodhound on a mission. Is there any subject—literally any—that Crackpot Bob won't jam his nose into? The man's got range.

And let's not forget Crackpot's profound analysis of Carlson's latest wisdom: aliens now conveniently travel to Earth in advanced spacecraft because society has "advanced" beyond the days of Moloch, and they supposedly dwell on distant stars where—gasp—we can't confirm if they actually live there or not. Brilliant stuff. This is exactly the kind of profound theological insight Armstrongites cling to these days instead of, you know, actually following Christ. Priorities, people. Priorities.

Tucker Carlson Believes Aliens are Demons Described in the Old Testament

October 23, 2025

In a speech given at Turning Point USA (TPUSA) Tucker Carlson correctly stated that modern so-called aliens are just demons, which are described in the Old Testament of the Bible. … These same demons are still around. They haven’t gone anywhere. And there are many who worship them seeking after power and wealth by believing their deceptive promises.

The ancient Canaanites worshiped these gods, even sacrificing their children to them. One of them was Moloch, who is depicted with a large opening and fire burning within it. Infant children were offered as a sacrifice to gain favour from the demon. …

These demons are more subtle now. They say they are from other star systems, aliens who have travelled to Earth in advanced spacecraft. Once they said they were from Venus, Mars, Jupiter etc but as human space technology developed and astronomical observations became more advanced they said (through mediums who channeled them) that they were from more distant star systems like Sirius and Zeta Reticuli. Convenient, because we cannot go to those distance star systems to test their claims. 

Crackpot Bob says:

Yes, I believe many people who believe that they had an alien encounter likely had a demonic encounter.

Pretty much like those who claim to have dreams that God told them to start a new splinter group. Some things never change. 

Is it an Alien or is it a Demon?

In late October 2025, 3I/ATLAS came near the sun! Is it an Alien? Is it a Demon? A Harvard astronomer suggested that it was “an ‘Alien Mothership.’ Many people are convinced Earth has been visited by aliens from outer space. More Americans believe in aliens than in Jesus. Several people even claim to be abducted by aliens. Other people say that, despite looking, scientists have not ever been able to locate space aliens and that every claimed alien sighting can be explained by a physical phenomenon. Tucker Carlson believes so-called alien spaceships are piloted by demons. Are there really demons? Well, God warns us about them in the Bible. Is it possible that all the accurate clams of an alien sighting are really manifestations of demons? What about poltergeists and apparitions? Did a demon visit Fatima, Portugal numerous times in 1917? Should we believe something that appears to be an angel if it supports a false gospel? According to the Book of Revelation, will demon sightings become more frequent? Is deception the purpose of these manifestations? Are verifiable signs and lying wonders prophesied to deceive? The answers to the questions of demonic deception are found in the pages of your Bible. Dr. Thiel uses the Bible to address the subject of demonic deception. He shines the light of Bible prophecy on the purpose of these deceptions and provides a way for you and me to avoid the deception of Satan and his lying spirits.

Oh, and let's not forget the real kicker here: whether aliens are actually buzzing around in fancy spaceships or are just demons pulling a cosmic prank isn't even the point. The issue is our dear Crackpot Bob doing everything in his power to whip up fear, paranoia, and end-times hysteria in the desperate hope that a few more wide-eyed seekers will flock to his little corner of Armstrongism for "answers."

Instead of calmly pointing people to place their worries, their lives, and their trust in the hands of the One they're supposedly following—Jesus Christ—he's out there chasing every shiny distraction: UFO files from Trump, demon-aliens according to Tucker, ancient deceptions, you name it. Anything to keep the flock scared, dependent, and clicking "donate" rather than quietly living out actual faith.

Common sense conclusion? If your "prophet" spends more time fear-mongering about extraterrestrial demons than encouraging people to rest in God's sovereignty and love, maybe—just maybe—he's not pointing anyone toward Christ at all. He's pointing them right back to himself. And that's the real deception worth worrying about.