Sunday, September 13, 2026

LCG: Please Review the Booklet "Germany in Prophecy" Before Satan and the Beast Notice Your Airline Boarding Pass”




Living Church of God, ever true to Roderick Meredith's hyperventilating past, has started hyperventilating again. Germany is "rising." Members need to dust off Germany in Prophecy. The AfD just scored a major win in Saxony-Anhalt. Get ready for jackboot Germans taking over the world. Arroyo Grande and Charlotte, here they come. Oh noes!!!!!!!!! 

Then they instantly pivot to a plane that ran off the runway at Heathrow, airports shutting down because Anak Krakatau is coughing ash. Satan, we are told, is so furious that COG members are heading to the Feast that he is personally disrupting air travel. All because of them.

Gerald Weston writes:

Greetings from Charlotte,

There is a lot happening of late. The AfD party in Germany scored a major win, causing much concern over a far-right party eventually gaining power over the whole country and taking Germany down a dangerous path once again. Messrs. Rod McNair and Douglas Winnail authored the booklet Germany in Prophecy, which points out that the country is given to sudden dramatic changes. Please review this resource as you see changes taking place in Europe. The wars in Iran and Ukraine continue to escalate along dangerous lines. Meanwhile, London's Heathrow Airport, Miami International Airport, and some Indonesian airports were shut down due to technical issues, a plane going off the runway, and the Anak Krakatau volcanic eruption-stranding and disrupting the plans of literally hundreds of thousands of travelers worldwide. We must never forget who the god of this age is and how he hates the Feast days that are now upon us. Let us pray for the safety of all our members and Festival sites and do our part in traveling safely. And let us never forget the reason we observe these important days. -Gerald E. Weston

There it is. The whole operating system on one index card: Europe is becoming the Beast, your passport is a spiritual target, and Lucifer runs air traffic control.

Armstrongism exists because fear works. Not because the forecasts aged well. Herbert's dates slid. 1972 and 1975 came and went without the nuclear fireworks package. The "final revival of the Holy Roman Empire" has been imminent for longer than most members have been alive. What never went out of print is the feeling: you are special, you are hunted, and the only people who can read the map are the men in Charlotte holding the booklet.

The racial machinery is still the engine. British-Israelism says the United States, Britain, and the white Commonwealth are Ephraim and Manasseh - the lost tribes with the birthright. Germany is recast as Assyria, the rod of God's anger, the coming king of the North who will punish those same "Israelite" nations for Sunday-keeping, Christmas trees, and insufficient third tithe. That is why a state election in Magdeburg is not allowed to remain a state election. It has to become Genesis-plus-Isaiah-plus-Revelation with a 2026 dateline. If the chosen nations are not in danger, the chosen church loses its plot. 

Notice the second move. After the German alarm comes the travel snarl - and Satan is credited as the author. In this universe the Accuser is not a defeated rebel. He is the most competent character on the stage. Christ, the one they claim to follow, is oddly underemployed until the sequel in which He returns to slaughter the portion of humanity that refused to follow Gerald Weston, Dave Pack, Gerald Flurry, or Bob Thiel. Until then, the devil gets the airport, the volcano, and the headlines. The Lamb gets the footnote and the offering envelope.

Why keep members in a fearful frenzy? Because calm people start reading Galatians. Calm people notice that "neither Jew nor Greek" is a wrecking ball aimed at a racial prophecy chart. Calm people notice that Colossians 2 does not say, "Let no one judge you except headquarters, and also please consult Germany in Prophecy before you book the Feast." Calm people notice that the New Covenant does not require a German election to prove God is still interested.

The New Covenant offered an alternative and Armstrongism treated it like a competing product. Grace does not need you anxious about Saxony-Anhalt. Union with Christ does not need your ancestry to be Manasseh. The Spirit is not a frequent-flyer program Satan can cancel with volcanic ash. Perfect love casts out fear. That is precisely why fear has to be restocked every week before the Feast.

Weston's note is not analysis. It is maintenance. Review the booklet. Remember the god of this age. Pray for Festival sites. Travel safely - and never forget why you keep these days. Translation: stay inside the story in which Charlotte holds the decoder ring and the rest of the church holds its breath.

The satire writes itself, but the theology is older than Meredith's eye surgery. A system that must turn every runway excursion into spiritual warfare is a system that cannot afford a Savior who already said "it is finished." If Jesus is sufficient, you do not need jackboots in the middle distance to keep the lights on. If identity is in Christ, you do not need gold countries on a map and gray countries as extras. If the devil is not the most powerful god in the room, you can fly to the Feast without narrating yourself as the reason Krakatau woke up.

Armstrongism lives on fear because fear is the only fuel that still burns after a century of revised dates. The New Covenant lives on a cross and an empty tomb, which is why it does not need AfD's 43.8 percent to remain true. 

If the gospel requires a German statehouse, a Heathrow runway, and a volcano to stay interesting, it is not the gospel. It is a subscription. Weston can keep ringing the Assyria bell. Meredith's heirs can keep discovering that Europe is "given to sudden dramatic changes," a sentence that would also describe weather, teenagers, and the church's own prophetic calendar. Meanwhile the New Covenant sits there, unpaid and un-hyperventilated, insisting that the dividing wall is already down, that days do not commend you to God, and that the one they claim to follow is not waiting in the wings until He can out-perform Satan at travel disruption. Charlotte will call that Laodicean. Scripture calls it news. The jackboots can wait. The booklet can wait. The frenzy can wait. The alternative already arrived, and it did not need Magdeburg to close the sale.

18 comments:

Anonymous said...

Oh yes the AfD. Those naughty Germans, or I should say Assyrians. Meanwhile those naughty Canadians are looking at becoming associate members of the EU. What you say. Joining themselves to the Beast. And in Cardiff, Wales, the first ministers of Northern Ireland, Scotland and Wales are looking at holding referendums on independence and the breakup of the UK. Naughty naughty people. There goes the Armstrong prophecy model down the tubes lol. Who in the Armstrong world predicted all this? Don't dust off Germany in Prophecy just yet. Perhaps blow the dust of your bible instead and read without the Armstrong lenses coloring one and all things. Funny times we live in.

Anonymous said...

The problem is, these people have been fanning the flames and crying wolf for so many decades now that nobody except those who are stuck inside are going to take it seriously. There is a frame of reference that they forget. Certain partisans in the USA have taken a very hard right turn, to the detriment of those who have been considered our most solid allies. So, our jilted "lovers" have responded in kind. What you see in Germany is the effect! We are the cause. It's very difficult to see any immediate return to equilibrium until the billiard balls quit colliding. So much structural damage has been done to the formerly somewhat cooperative global community that it could now actually require a world war to bring common sense back to the table and settle things down. A couple of elections in Germany are not on the same scale as the sheer number of hard right elected officials who have taken over our own country. This is like worrying about feral housecats in the neighborhood when lions and tigers are already surrounding you.

Anonymous said...

Jerry Weston is what one would call a professional minister, but he certainly does not behave like a for real believer. As the saying says in our LCG, it is hard to ascribe Christian attributes to that man.

Anonymous said...

THE ENEMY IS WE. The US’s largest ethnic group is German, more than english, more than Irish.

Anonymous said...

Read All About it!

Alice Weidel is the co-chairwoman of the AfD party. Her married partner is Sarah Bossard. She really is "alternative" in more ways than one. She’s married to a woman and they both spend time in Switzerland and Germany. I’m shaking in my boots.

Tank

BP8 said...

I don't accept the LCG's fear tactics and German nonsense either, but I do believe it is important for Christians to pay attention and follow Christ's admonitions concerning this world system.

Love not the world . . .
Take heed that no one deceive you . .
Beware of false prophets, false apostles, false Christs, false teachers, false narratives, science falsely so called . . .

The list is long. Yes, He loves us. Yes, He is in control. But these warnings are not idle words, they need to be heeded! Unfortunately, there will be a lot of new covenant Christians who do not heed.

"And the whole world wondered after the beast", Revelation 13:3.

Anonymous said...

Humans evolved with a sheep instinct. It was safer to be part of the group than to be too smart for your own survival needs. Those who are too far ahead of the herd get ostracized and persecuted. All belief systems are based on kicking out the "heretics" who are a danger to the controllers in the establishment.

Anonymous said...

The AfD are not far right. But nowadays, anyone who is not LGBQT is called far right.

Anonymous said...

I had a look at the article titled “Germany in Prophecy” by McNair and Winnail. I only scanned it because it is, by this time, a cliché. I will cite just one category of error that they made. Their error is deducing the migration of entire nations based on the discovery of artifacts that signal, absent other confirming data, nothing more than ancient trading networks.

A case in point. At Must Farm in Cambridgeshire in Britain, archaeologist have found beads from 1000 BC made in Iran from Egyptian glass. Should we then conclude that the British people are Iranian or maybe Egyptian? No, we must take into consideration all the relevant information. This is a principle that HWA espoused. He believed that all the information on a Biblical issue must be examined before a doctrinal view could be formed. This same methodology works in the discipline of history. And now we have highly reliable genetic data that traces the migration of peoples. This data should not be ignored. But the terms “haplogroup” and “DNA” are not found in the article titled Germany in Prophecy.

Let me pose an easily grasped dilemma that arises when one looks to genetics for validation of the theory that Germans are Assyrians. In the genealogy reflecting the clans of Noah in Genesis 10, we have a line of descent for the Jews. We know who the Jews are and we know that their principal population haplogroup is J. This is also true of the Adnani Arabs who claim descent from Abraham. Hence, we can trace the origin of the Assyrians from the Bible assertion itself if we know the rules of the science of genetics. We have this linage: Noah, Shem and Assur.

The y chromosome haplogroup follows the masculine line. If the Jews are haplogroup J, then Noah had to have been haplogroup J according to Biblical genealogy. This means both Shem and Asshur are haplogroup J. Haplogroup J is a common, widespread ancient Middle Eastern population haplogroup. But the Germans are principally haplogroups R1b and R1a, both of which originated in Eurasia and belonged to people who migrated from the Pontic Steppe around 2,500 BC into Western Europe. The is the true source of migration of people into Western Europe. And this biological data overwhelmingly trumps the odd reference from classical writers or the excavation of the odd artifact.

If Winnail and McNair went to challenge the genetic data, they should find established archaeogenetic data from excavated human remains that the people living in the ancient Assyrian homeland were almost exclusively haplogroup R1b and R1a like the modern Germans. There were people from the Pontic Steppe in the ancient Middle East. They got around. But they did not amount to a dominating population. The fact is, the Germans did not originate in the Middle East but in Eurasia. They are not Assyrians but Steppe Pastoralists – people who herded cattle on the Pontic Steppe as early as 7,500 BC.

Scout

Anonymous said...

Correct, but their co leader is LGBQT. But yea AfD, they just don't want Islam and their immigrants. And I can't blame them. The young people are struggling economically, energy crisis, the pension system goes to the older aging population. The last thing they need is immigrants.

Anonymous said...

Yep, like John the Baptist or Jesus or the prophets. They get persecuted. See most of us have left the splinter groups or WCG, and our views are a danger to them. We are like sheep.

Anonymous said...

I asked an AI engine about the Assyria-Germany connection. AI scans a huge number of data sources. What it said is below. What I can tell you is that life is going to become much, much more difficult for the Hoeh/Compendium interpretation of history under the AI Hegemony. Get used to it:

Genetics shows that ancient Assyrians and modern Germans are distinct populations with different ancestries.

Genetic Comparison

• Modern Germans: Primarily descend from Western Hunter-Gatherers, Early European (Anatolian) farmers, and Steppe pastoralists (Yamnaya), with high frequencies of paternal haplogroup R1b and R1a.

• Ancient/Modern Assyrians: Rooted in the Fertile Crescent/Mesopotamian heartland with high continuity from Neolithic Levantine/Anatolian/Zagrosian farmer stocks and paternal haplogroups J1 and J2.

• Overlap: Mainstream genetic studies show no mass migration signal connecting ancient Assyria to Northern or Central Europe.

Origin of the Idea

• Ideas linking Germans to ancient Assyrians stem from pseudohistorical concepts like 19th-century Anglo-Israelism and Assyria-Germany theories, rather than scientific data.

• Modern genetics, linguistics, and history reject these claims.


Scout

Anonymous said...

The Armstrongist model regects genetics and DNA. I'm glad cold case forensics doesn't.

Anonymous said...

Christianity was adopted by Rome and the original Christians persecuted.

Anonymous said...

There is no clear evidence that Jesus actually lived. If people would face that reality many problems would be solved, including Armstrongism.

Anonymous said...

I demand you remove the disgusting false accusation comment against my children on the other article.

Anonymous said...

Who is this mentally ill nut job? Armstrongism sure draws the mentally ill. What article is this freak upset over?

Anonymous said...

Somewhere there is an insane asylum missing an inmate!