That god was always eternally pissed at us for something. Jesus has had to delay his coming so many times now that we have all lost count. All because we were not ready. We needed more time to be corrected and spanked.
Its no wonder so many have left the church over the decades when this is the only god they ever heard about.
Vengeful and angry and ready to strike us down for being such worthless worms.
God Is Disappointed in You is for people who would like to read the Bible... if it would just cut to the chase. Stripped of its arcane language and its interminable passages of poetry, genealogy, and law, every book of the Bible is condensed down to its core message, in no more than a few pages each.
Written by Mark Russell with cartoons by New Yorker cartoonist Shannon Wheeler, God Is Disappointed in You is a frequently hilarious, often shocking, but always accurate retelling of the Bible, including the parts selectively left out by Sunday School teachers and church sermons. Irreverent yet faithful, this book is a must-read for anyone who wants to see past the fog of religious agendas and cultural debates to discover what the Bible really says.
