Dave Pack having trouble with fornicating flat-earthers

Things are to rosy in Wadsworth.  All kinds of despicable things are going on.

I see people leave for amazing reasons…just stunning, really. A couple goes out and fornicates. They are suspended from church. We tell them they’re going about it the wrong way, and they refuse to take our phone calls, because we tell them, “Slow down. You did it wrong. You can’t get married right away.” And they accuse us of teaching doctrines of demons, refusing to marry, commanding to abstain from marriage. They can’t even understand—they fornicated, they lied, they covered it up. They’re out of the Church. They won’t even take our phone calls, because we are demonic—in the face of their fornication.

We had another flat-earther leave…absolutely incensed. Another one, a third one, who left absolutely incensed that we could possibly be so stupid as to not believe in a flat earth. Such people absolutely know that the earth is round, because from their perspective…on the planet where they were born, which was clearly Mars—they are not from Earth—they could see Earth is round. They can see the Moon is round; right behind them looms giant Jupiter. They can see from Mars that all of the planets are round and…

They were obviously shipped out, because they couldn’t even fit on Mars…and they shipped them here, because they…I don’t know. It’s obviously a theory I have associated with why such people have less excuse than us—having spent a lot of time in inter-galactic travel [laughter] examining the roundness of things in the solar system. I don’t know…It’s just a thought…It’s a theory that, I mean…God teaches the Church through His leaders and possibly that should be a doctrine [laughter]…I don’t know. 

Dave Pack: Angels are still guarding the Garden of Eden

It is 2016, thousands of satellites have taken pictures of every inch of this earth.  No mystery dark spot is blotted out on the pictures.  No images of angels guarding the entrance to the Garden of Eden with flaming swords.

In Dave Pack's world those angels are spinning about day in and day out guarding the entrance to the Garden of Eden.  They've been doing this for 1,600 years.

I don’t know how two angels could stand on either side of the Garden of Eden for 1,600 plus years with two swords turning every which way. I can’t fathom the sheer awesome brilliance of angels. Yes, I know they’re way below God. That is not what we are talking about. But how human beings—I—you—any of us—could be thought of as a little below angels, was always difficult to understand, until I read this correctly.