Tuesday, January 22, 2013

Prophet/Overseer Bob Thiel: A TCU Grad? His Intellectual Dishonesty.

click to enlarge to see prophet Thiel's Diploma

The self appointed, unordained, and non-credentialed Overseer of the Continuing Church of God is very subtle in his advertising about himself.  He regularly posts to an online "newspaper" The Examiner where he gives the impression he is a scholar.  A highly educated scholar!

The self appointed prophet is advertising that he has extensive theological education and a Th.D.from TCU.  Most Americans when they see TCU think immediately of Texas Christian University.  Why shouldn't they!  That is what prophet Thiel is hoping for.  Theology and TCU go together and that makes it look impressive on his advertising.  Most people do not realize he got his "theological" education through the discredited baloney of Armstrongism.

Dr. Bob Thiel has studied theology and prophecy for decades, and possesses a Ph.D. (UIU) and a Th.D. (TCU). He has also traveled extensively, and has visited sites of religious interest in Rome, Greece, Central Europe, Asia Minor, Cappadocia, Constantinople (Istanbul), Africa, Asia, North America, and Latin America.

Traveling to biblical sites around the world does not make one a scholar either.  A world traveler, but certainly not a biblical scholar.

Welcome to Nerdvana: Demons, Sumo Wrestlers, Flying Paint, and Nerds, all on God's Holy Pasadena Campus

How appropriate that the Pasadena campus is now being used by another Armstrong! Curtis Armstrong, who played Booger in "Revenge fo the Nerds" is the host of the new TV series King of the Nerds that was filmed on the Pasadena campus.  Sword fighting demons, flying paint, drunken nerds in Ambassador Hall, sumo wrestlers, and more.  It can't get any better than this!  Gooooooooooo Booger! You rock!








Watch the official TBS trailer here for even more great footage.(I could not embed it for some reason)  Herbert is rolling in his grave right now!

I look forward to about 10 years down the line when Nerds 2 is filmed in Edmond, Oklahoma and Nerds 3 will be filmed in Wadsworth.  Oh happy day!

It is my understanding that the prequel to the Nerds is currently being filmed in Arroyo Grande, Ca.

Apostle Malm: Passover 2013: No Foreskins Allowed!



If you are getting ready to take the Passover with apostle Malm's little cult then you had better be prepared to have  it cut off!  He can't have any filthy, pagan, foreskin wearing, unrepentant sinners in his midst.

The apostle is starting to teach his acolytes to prepare for his bastardized Passover this year.  The apostle claims to have started to prepare for this years Passover immediately after the Feast of Tabernacles.  Talk about being self-righteous!

 I began this process of Passover preparation right at the past Feast of Tabernacles, when I began to study the Psalms of David, a man after God’s own heart. Revealing how we also can be men after God’s own heart. psalm 119 in particular sums up how to become like God!

Apostle Malm claims that humans are capable of following all of God's laws so that they can become like Jesus Christ.

Proper preparation for Passover is a thorough self examination and repentance from all compromise and disobedience to the commandments of God.  It involves a re-commitment to our marriage vow of espousal to Christ which we made at our baptism.

Our commitment was to follow Christ wherever he goes and to obey him in all things; to keep all of his commandments with uncompromising zeal; and to follow his teachings to the fullest in our counduct and in our very minds, thinking on them and working to understand and apply them day and night.

Repent and be baptised in a commitment to remain free of sin for an eternal future, and to love and obey our espoused Husband and his Father.

Know this:  No uncircumcised person shall partake of the Passover!

As no physical person could partake of the Passover without circumcision; NO person in the SPIRITUAL sense can partake of the SPIRITUAL Passover without being circumcised of heart.
I guess all of you lazy sinners out there had better get ready to study Leviticus and Deuteronomy 24 hours a day, seven days a week so that you can be prepared to take the Passover this year.

Oh,  by the way, all of you apostates in the various Churches of God are keeping it on the wrong day!  Only the truly enlightened ones in the Church of Malm will be doing it on the right day.

This spring the church organization will be observing Passover on the wrong date, a few days early. In a few more weeks I will be posting a Passover service model to help those brethren who are forced to take Passover at home.

You need not fear being alone with God; he will be very pleased that you are doing your best to please him by keeping your appointment with HIM; while so many others are missing their meeting with God by not being there on the day God has appointed.
Please brethren!  Leave the dark side and come over to the light!  The light of the law!  Where joy and freedom abound and tears are no more.