Self-appointed COG Guru Starting Up Fireside Chats As He Prepares For Two Witless Witnesses To Be Revealed Within Next Year........Or So

Now that his alternate version of the Feast of Tabernacles is over, our Chief Pharisee and kitchen table prophet is back making more outlandish claims.  Apparently, some have told him that his speaking style is boring as hell and that he needs to stop his ridiculous long sermons.  The Chief Pharisee is now going to start "fireside chats" in order to beat his version of the law into the heads of rebellious and not so zealous COG members.

But more importantly, in his law-obsessed mind, the world and the church is so messed up that the two witless witnesses will need to come within the next year or so.  There is always that "...or so" attached to every false prophecy of COG leaders, but no matter.  It will happen.

Very soon now, highly likely in just over a year or soon after that, God will reveal his two witnesses. They will be very newsworthy and will preach the Gospel of sincere repentance and warn the nations of approaching events, which warnings will reach a very wide audience through news coverage. 

God’s two servants will inform the brethren that the time has arrived and they will act on God’s instructions to ordain a leader to take the faithful to God’s appointed place.  

Pharisee James Malm, for some reason, believes he is God's mouthpiece to the church today.  He is better than Bob Thiel, Gerald Flurry, and Dave Pack, who also believe they are God's only true spokesmen on earth today. So many prophets and so little time.

I have always said that the work of TheShiningLight is to prepare the bride for the advent of God’s two and the coming of our LORD by expounding sound doctrine, explaining prophecy, restoring forgotten things and revealing the increase of understanding promised by God in Daniel 12.

The time is nearly here to begin the next phase of our work.  After a careful study and consideration of various media like YouTube, TV and radio and the efforts of the various corporate COG organizations it is obvious that I need to take a different approach towards the goal of preparing the bride.  

I intend to eschew lengthy sermons or shallow broadcasts tailored for the general public and instead resurrect the fireside chat format to communicate, inform and encourage the brethren to godliness in an easy to understand, friendly and brotherly format with talks of about 30 minutes duration each Sabbath at TheShiningLight.  

These chats will be informative and full of sound doctrine and exhortation for the brethren, but will be more in the nature of informal, friendly, relaxed, heart to heart talks; rather than shallow public presentations, or pompous sermonizing using two hours to say what could be said in fifteen minutes.  

The Fireside Chats are intended for the brethren and those who God is calling and have an interest in profoundly biblical matters, they will not be on radio but will be featured at TheShiningLight site.  They, along with the book transcripts, will be in audio format so as to be light weight, easily downloadable and available for sharing and republishing at other sites to enhance the free spread of the Gospel of Salvation as much as possible. 

If you thought listening to Gerald Weston speak for an hour and a half was boring then just wait till you are subjected to 30 minutes of James Malm preaching from his kitchen table with a fireplace screensaver playing in the background!

Listening to a legalistic bastaardizer of the law spout useless jibberish is NOT spreading the gospel of salvation when he ignores the very being and covenant that offers it.

What is Said vs. What Is Meant

In Conclusion....................."Give me 30 more minutes."

I'll Pray For You.................."You dead wrong, buddy."

Closing Prayer....................My sneaky Sermonette 

Opening Prayer..................My sneaky Sermonette

Briefcase............................I'm a Converted Member and Don't You Forget It

Arm Around Spouse...........I'm Just the Perfect Loving Spouse. Always. 

Atonement Smiler...............I'm all that Or I Ate and Didn't Tell Nobody

Big KJV...............................My vision's Fine. I Just want you to know how much I know that I know. 

Two-Hand Lectern Grip......I'm the Pastor, don't challenge what I'm saying, You Hear Me?

No Hymnal Singer..............I don't need no hymnal, I've been singing these songs for years, 

I'm ALL that. 

Usher..................................I really don't technically "Usher" at all. I walk backwards and count. 

Anointing............................If You've Got the Flu don't Expect me to come touch you. That's what the cloth's for!

Mother's Room...................Nursin' and Spankin' 

Father's Room...................Spankin' Room

YOU Hospitality Room.......Free donuts and orange juice room and that's all I'm here for. 

C Team (sports).................You Suck At Sports Team (It's what they're really thinking, don't pretend they weren't.) 

A Team (sports).................You're OK at sports, but most likely pretty popular. OR you're a Preacher's Kid. 

Ambassador Grad.............Very Important Person who has a lot of expectations to live up to. 

Deaconess.........................Kitchen Manager who you don't mess with in the Kitchen. 

Potluck enforcer. 

Pillar In the Church............Pastor's Spy OR Rich Member OR both. 

Song Leader......................Dude who has some rhythm but most likely can't hold a tune in a bucket. 

You're Encouraged To......."You Better Be there or do this if you know what's best for you."

Questioning.......................Sign of a Rebellious Spirit

(Scripture Reading)..........."Write this in your notes, and I'm watching to see who does or does not."

Flowers Around Lectern.....Gotta be a Holy Day. 

Flowers All Over.................Gotta be the Feast.

Palm Trees.........................It's Definitely the Feast. 

Banner Behind Podium......Absolutely the Feast. 

Submitted by SHT

Feast of Tabernacles and Organic Gardening

The Church of God Chief Pharisee has gotten his legalistic tassels and knickers all in a twist over a Church of God International Feast site in Kentucky.

A quick scan of their Feast schedule has the normal sermons each day but before services and afterward, there are seminars on various topics.  The Chief Pharisee is outraged, OUTRAGED I SAY, that one of those- pre-service seminars, held on the Sabbath, was all about organic gardening.

One Feast site in Kentucky is presenting a Sabbath morning seminar on organic gardening, before the worship service.
How they justify that being a Sabbath topic…. ?!
Truly shocking! That demonstrates how far they have drifted away from God already. James

Monday, October 14, 2019 – High Sabbath

8:30 – 9:30 AM – Registration/Fellowship – Convention Center

9:30 – 10:30 AM – Adult Seminar: BLAKE SILVERSTEIN  & LINDA BENTON – New Tools To Study The Word – A free useful new App to keep you updated at the Feast and make family bible study a breeze with your phone.   – Convention Center Hall A

11:00 AM – 12:30 PM – Worship Services & Offertory – Offertory: Kevin Kenady – Speaker: John Reedy – Convention Center

12:45 – 2:30 PM – Fellowship Luncheon – for all brethren at Harbor Lights Restaurant in Lodge

2:30 – 3:30 PM – Interactive Bible Study – Panel Hosts: John Reedy, Skip Martin & Michael Deering – Convention Center

7:30 – 8:30 PM –  Adult Seminar: VIVIAN RUST: Lyme Disease The Hidden Pandemic – Convention Center – Sabbath Classroom B

Wednesday October 16th, 2019

8:30 – 9:30 AM – Registration/Fellowship – Convention Center

9:30 – 10:30 AM – Sabbath School – Convention Center & Lodge Classrooms

9:30 – 10:30 AM – Adult Seminar: BEN EISON – Transcending Fear, Anxiety & Depression – Convention Center Hall A

10:40 – 10:50 AM – Prayer Service with Prayer Team – Convention Center Lobby

11:00 AM – 12:30 PM – Worship Services  – Split Sermon: Keith Kleeschulte / John Beasley – Convention Center

Thursday October 17th, 2019

8:30 – 9:30 AM – Registration/Fellowship – Convention Center

9:30 – 10:30 AM – Sabbath School – Convention Center & Lodge Classrooms

9:30 – 10:30 AM – Adult Seminar – BEN EISON – Transcending Fear, Anxiety & Depression Part 2 – Convention Center Hall A

10:40 – 10:50 AM – Prayer Service with Prayer Team – Convention Center Lobby

11:00 AM – 12:30 PM – Worship Services  – Speaker: Bill Jacobs – Convention Center

1:00 PM – 2:00 PM – Festival Association Meeting – Snacks – Convention Center Room A

2:00 – 5:00 PM – Family Picnic/Games – KY Dam Village Pavilion Grounds

7:30 – 9:00 PM – Special Presentation: A Pattern of Evidence: Credibility of the bible followed by Interactive Discussion – Host: Blake Silverstein- Convention Center Hall 

Friday October 18th, 2019

8:30 – 9:30 AM – Registration/Fellowship – Convention Center

9:30 – 10:30 AM – Sabbath School – Convention Center & Lodge Classrooms

9:30 – 10:30 AM – Adult Seminar: CINDY NEUMULLER & MICHAEL DEERING – Spiritual Warfare In An Age Of Wickedness  – Convention Center Hall A

10:40 – 10:50 AM – Prayer Service with Prayer Team – Convention Center Lobby

11:00 AM – 12:30 PM – Worship Services  – Speaker: Skip Martin – Convention Center

2:30 – 4:00 PM – Ladies Tea & Conference – Hostess Cindy Neumuller.   Rachel Kenady will lead a discussion on  Women’s Roles in the Church – enjoy some light snacks, tea, coffee and join the discussion about service with other sisters in Christ – Convention Center

Sabbath October 19th, 2019

8:30 – 9:30 AM – Registration/Fellowship – Convention Center

9:30 – 10:30 AM – Adult Seminar: DANNY JACQUES – Back To Eden: Organic Gardening –  Center Hall A

10:40 – 10:50 AM – Prayer Service with Prayer Team – Convention Center Lobby

11:00 AM – 12:30 PM – Worship Services  – Speaker: Mardy Cobb – Convention Center

While I have absolutely zero interest in attending such meetings, it is refreshing to see that they are speaking on things that are outside the screeching done by James Malm and others demanding strict adherence to the law and no deviance from the established format that Herbert set down for Feast services. I would much rather listen to an interesting speaker on the sabbath talking about organic gardening than some belching law-keeper spitting and snarling that people are not being zealous enough.  A raw organic carrot outranks the law demands of a church crackpot prophet.