Tonto and the Lone Ranger Tick Off Self Appointed False Prophet of Arroyo Grande

The eternally butt-hurt self-appointed false prophet of Arroyo Grande and Rod Meredith's disappointing "son" is not happy with a reader here.

In the (Improperly named) "continuing" Church of God, we have always advised that people have several days to several weeks supply of food, water, and other items that they may need in an emergency.

That is consistent with scripture. 

The 1966 Radio Church of God article mentioned prophets. 

Several weeks ago, an accuser of the brethren, who calls himself “Tonto” posted the following related to me and the coronavirus at the anti-COG site Banned by HWA :

 Tonto said…

If Thiel was such a great prophet, then why didn’t he specifically and directly warn the world about this coronavirus several weeks ago?

One or more others at that website also made similar comments since then. Yet, I specifically warned about risks associated with the coronavirus in 2013 (see Coronavirus: A new risk for humans? and Saudi Arabia warning visitors to Mecca about coronavirus risk) and 2014 (see Saudi Arabia, MERS, and Missiles and Infection-gate: A dangerous scandal hitting the USA?). Additionally, I have also warned also about human engineered pathogens without mentioning the coronavirus in 2018 (see DARPA to weaponize insects to spread viruses across the population… sinister plans exposed by team of scientists) and 2019 (see DARPA: ‘Militarized Microbes’ To Spread GMO Bacteria). Humans messing around with viruses, like what was being officially done in Wuhan, poses risks. And I have warned about those risks, including research involving the coronavirus for years.

Furthermore, we have produced two videos related to prophecies and the novel coronavirus (watch COVID-19 Leading to 666? and Biological Warfare and Prophecy). 

Now, it may be that God is using COVID-19 to send a message to all, but especially end time Christians not to be complacent but to wake up and properly support the work.

Like any good fake prophet of the Church of God, it is always important to use any world disaster or human event to make money off of COG members.  Thielism is not a "work" that any real Christian would ever support.

With love from Tonto and The Lone Ranger

Dave Pack Ready To Deliver New Astounding Message To The Church As The End Time Is Here, Finally...Well. Maybe

The following letter was reportedly sent out to the membership of the Restored Church of God today. Jesus Christ has been in direct conversation with The Holy One and has a message for things to come in the next few days...or three years.  

There's that easy out again. Another wimpy prophet.

Dear brethren,

You all see there’s disaster on the horizon EVERYWHERE and as far as the eye can see. The headlines scream this: “ITALY: Victims over 80 could be ‘left to die’ in drastic measures”—“San Francisco orders residents to stay inside”—“It’s not just toilet paper: People line up to buy guns, ammo over coronavirus concerns.”

These are all part of the extreme “labor pains” Mr. Pack has been talking about!!!

In addition, the stock market lost another 3,000 points today—the biggest drop since the Black Monday crash of 1987. Many trillions in wealth have been wiped out over the last few days! Yet we are only just seeing the beginning of more economic woes to come. Vast numbers cannot travel and are losing their jobs as the coronavirus continues to bring a terrified planet to its knees.

How could we come this far, see all that we are seeing, and somehow think we have much more time. Impossible!  


Mr. Pack is tentatively planning to deliver a 90-minute message on Wednesday of fascinating things still being learned. Tomorrow, we are going to give you a document explaining why we either have a few days left—or three years. You will want to study it! 

All the tumultuous events occurring bring to life Christ’s question in Luke 18:8 as never before: “When the Son of man comes, shall He find faith on the earth?”

If we stay strong, brethren, we can ensure He finds this faith in all of us!

In Christ’s service,

The Headquarters Ministry 

LCG: Thank's gays. It's your fault, again.

Sobering Signs of the Times: When we look at events and trends in our world today, it is sobering to see the parallels between conditions mentioned in the Scriptures and the times in which we are living. During the days of Noah, God intervened dramatically to destroy a global society that had become filled with violence, wickedness, and evil (Genesis 6). Just about 400 years later, God poured out punishments that destroyed the cities of Sodom and Gomorrah, because they perverted their ways with depraved behaviors (Genesis 19; Ezekiel 16:49–50). While Lot and his family enjoyed the abundance of the area (Genesis 13:10–13), they had grown so accustomed to and tolerant of what was going on around them that they were reluctant to leave. Lot’s wife was turned into a pillar of salt because she looked back longingly at what she was leaving behind. As we see our modern societies going the way of Sodom again—approving and promoting homosexuality, same-sex marriage, abortion, and other behaviors that God condemns—we need to remember that these Old Testament examples were recorded for our admonition today (1 Corinthians 10:1–13). The Apostle Paul urged Christians to “come out” of this world and its perverted ways (2 Corinthians 6:17–18) because God’s judgment will come on our societies—just as it did on Sodom and Gomorrah. We need to wake up and recognize the real significance of what is happening around us today, and earnestly pray, “Thy kingdom come.”

Have a profitable Sabbath,

Douglas S. Winnail 

The gays, the gays, the gays! Its never the corrupt, lascivious, and perverted Church of God's leadership who destroys members' lives.  Nope. Never! Blame the other instead of your own dirty church headquarters and morally bankrupt leaders.

Truly, "thy kingdom come" when the Church of God is delivered from its own leaders!