Our favorite tiny little prophet was sitting in his tiny little world headquarters last night searching the news to find something significant to fit his end-of-the-world scenarios he needs to happen in order to prove he was right. Lo and behold, a volcano erupted in Japan and the eyes of the tiny prophet glazed over in orgasmic delight. Always in need of some kind of death and destruction, this volcanic eruption was the perfect reminder of how HE and HE ALONE has been warning the world...well, actually his 150 Caucasians, about the imminent punishments his god is just itching to dish out on Americans and other British Israelite nations.
The world's greatest and tiniest end-time prophet starts off by quoting a link from Twitter about volcanic eruptions:
With news of Japan's Sakurajima #volcano erupting on Sunday, here's a look @ the most active volcanoes globally since 1950 🌋The 🇺🇸 ranks 3rd, behind 🇯🇵 & 🇮🇩 Figured for '22 we'd see the #NYSE #StockMarket logo appear as #1 (🗽) 🤷♂️Hope 🇯🇵 stays safe ✌️ pic.twitter.com/rTlPpKjMet— Thre3 Bucks (@Thre3_Bucks) July 27, 2022
Oh, noes!!!!!! Volcanos erupt!!!
Elijah Joshua ben-Thiel then goes on to remind us of a 2018 news story in the official COG Pravada new source WND, that Yellowstone National Park is a steaming caldera ready to explode...
Meanwhile, in Yellowstone, scientists say a massive eruption could be 6,000 times more powerful that Washington state’s Mount St. Helens in 1980, which killed 57 people an deposited ash in 11 different states and five Canadian provinces.
If the volcano explodes, a climate shift could ensue as the volcano would spew massive amounts of sulphur dioxide into the atmosphere, which can form a sulphur aerosol that reflects and absorbs sunlight.
If all that is not enough to worry about, there are three more volcanos in California alone that are have threat levels listed as “very high” – Mount Shasta, Lassen Volcanic Center and Long Valley Volcanic Region. Three more are listed at “high threat” levels – Clear Lake Volcanic Field, Medicine Lake Volcano and Salton Buttes. VOLCANO ALERTS: You want to talk 'catastrophic climate change'?
Our almost arrested martyr then goes on by reminding us that HE has been WARNING us about Yellowstone for years (as have geologists since before Bwana Bob was born). In his sad pathetic pseudo-powerfulness, he warns us that when Yellowstone erupts it could “literally tear the guts out of the United States of America”.
For many years, I have warned readers that Yellowstone poses a threat (e.g New Madrid earthquake risk and Iceland’s subglacial volcano erupting; any risk from Yellowstone?). Here is something from my book Biden-Harris: Prophecies and Destruction:
Disasters, especially if there is an ElectroMagnetic Pulse (EMP) attack, a severe solar flare storm, devastating hurricane (s) something like a massive volcanic eruption and/or massive earthquake could be part of a so-called “perfect storm” of events that could set the U.S.A. for destruction.
Consider the devastation of New Orleans by Hurricane Katrina. Multiply that by other disasters. The U.S.A. is at risk. Notice, also, the following related to Dr. Michio Kaku’s assessment of Yellowstone:
Scientists assure us that one day the absolutely massive Yellowstone supervolcano will once again experience a Category 8 eruption, and if it happened today it would “literally tear the guts out of the United States of America” … “Instead of having 50 states of the Union, we would have 30 states of the Union.” [Snyder M. As Yellowstone Awakens, Dr. Michio Kaku Warns That It Could “Literally Tear The Guts Out Of The United States Of America”. Economic Collapse Blog, February 2019}
A ‘perfect storm’ of disasters, internal strife, and misplaced confidences will make the U.S.A. a nation that can be defeated. (Thiel B. Biden-Harris: Prophecies and Destruction. Nazarene Books, 2021)
I can just see Bwana Bob bouncing in his chair when he read this. It probably took several minutes for those arms to stop flailing!! The ultimate COG fantasy needs as many deaths and destruction as possible and this fits the bill perfectly! Millions are dead, the volcanic cloud darkens the sun, and a giant hole is left in the earth. Woo Hoo and pass the matzos!
Beware though, it is not only the U.S. that will suffer but also New Zealand! Oh, double noes!!!!!
Of course, it is not just North America or Asia that could be affected by supervolcanoes.
Consider also New Zealand:
The North Island of New Zealand is chock full of volcanoes—and big volcanoes at that. No less than four major calderas sit in the Taupo Volcanic Zone (TVZ) that stretches from White Island in the north to Ruapehu in the south. One of the most violent volcanic eruptions in human history took place in ~186 AD from Lake Taupo. That rhyolitic (high silica) eruption produced an ash plume that may have towered 50 kilometers (164,000 feet!) over the caldera, what we call an “ultraplinian” eruption (and anything that is “ultra” has to be big). More recently, Tarawera in the Okataina caldera erupted in 1886 in one of the most explosive basaltic (low silica) eruptions on record that had ash plume that reached 10 kilometers (~32,000 feet) and buried a number of towns along with blasting a new valley out of the landscape. The North Island is definitely a place where volcanic unrest is taken seriously.
Once again, thinking rather highly of himself, the Great Bwana reminds us that he has traveled to New Zealand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I should mention that my family and I visited Rotorua, New Zealand twice. We also visited Taupo decades ago.
Well, I have been to Yellowstone four years in a row now, so that makes me a volcanologist! Yes, sirree Bob! I is one!!!
Anyway, all of these erupting scenarios are leading to one thing and that is the end times, at least the end times that have taken up residence in Bwana Bob's head.
Now could Yellowstone, Rotorua, or some other area with major volcanic potential possibly explode before (Mark 13:8) or during the time of the Great Tribulation?
It would seem possible.
Jesus warned about a time of earthquakes and troubles:
8 … And there will be earthquakes in various places, and there will be…troubles. These are the beginnings of sorrows. (Mark 13:8)
The beginning of sorrows is BEFORE the start of the Great Tribulation.
Bwana Bob, the world's foremost volcanologist then warns us with this incredible revealed knowledge:
A supervolcanic eruption such as one at Yellowstone could cause major “troubles,” and truly impact the USA and Canada. An earthquake could trigger this. Volcanic eruptions spew out melted elements and can cause much destruction.
I could say here, "Well, no shit Sherlock!" but I won't.
Volcanologist Bwana Bob then goes on to warn us with his prophetic vision:
For years I have warned that the USA could be hit with a ‘perfect storm’ of events and disaster that could weaken it during the ‘beginning of sorrows’ so that it would be easier for it to be taken over at the start of the Great Tribulation. Now, we see that the space agency NASA sees Yellowstone as a serious risk. And while some will scoff and say that the probability is too low, less statistically ‘probable’ events have happened. Plus, because of the decline in morality in the USA, destructive events are going to hit it.
Of course, it is not just North America that could be affected by supervolcanoes before the coming Great Tribulation (Matthew 24:21).
There are volcanoes in many parts of the world and nearly all can cause major problems. But as Yellowstone is in the USA, it would be those in the USA, and probably Canada, that would be the most affected by it should it erupt.
Coulda, shoulda, woulda. The official COG prophet mantra.
So brethren, heed the official COG volcanologist and his prophetic warnings and join the one true end-time church doing the only work in the world today. Your salvation depends upon it!
Things will not remain as they have. Yellowstone could erupt. Elements will melt. Get your spiritual life in order.
Also AFTER the start of the Great Tribulation, there is a prophecy that sounds like destruction from a volcano:
8 Then the second angel sounded: And something like a great mountain burning with fire was thrown into the sea, and a third of the sea became blood. 9 And a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed. (Revelation 8:8-9)
Volcanoes do pose a threat.
Well, sh.....!
