Dave Pack's Coming April Fools Day Failure

 

April Fooled

 

David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God waved the white flag of surrender on more than just Abib 1 last week. Proving it does not require 30 hours and 37 minutes to explain the arrival of the Kingdom to Israel, Team Fraud at RCG used only two paragraphs to shift the coming of God from March 22 to April 1.

 

See. God has a sense of humor and is a fan of irony. The current plan now begins at the cusp of April Fool’s Day.

 

A limp-wristed update Saturday night opted for riddles rather than the plain truth presented with power.

 

 

Saturday, March 25, 2023

 

Dear brethren, 

 

There is unanimity at Headquarters about the apparent time this will happen. Maybe that will comfort you. You might at least want to note that the 10th of Abib referenced in the last email is also a Sabbath.

 

Warm regards,

 

Church Administration

 

 

Even Dave was too disinterested to attach his name to it. Instead, the Meat Shields in CAD took one for the team. Those nameless, faceless "staff members" emailed God's people when the Kingdom to Israel "apparently" may arrive. Exactly as you would expect when you read the Scriptures.

 

Moving the dates for the return of Jesus Christ is no longer constrained by 3-tier chess-level strategy and precision. Checker pieces are flat, equal, and move in the same direction. The move is easy when there is no thought behind it.

 

The last two updates prove that 30-plus hours of noteworthy hot air and attention-straining details are entirely unnecessary because the same result can be accomplished in two short paragraphs.

 

RCG does not require the apostolic bloviating of David C. Pack, Pastor General, and Elijah That Prophet-Elect. They just need a competent typist who can hit “send” on an email.

 

Members had to resurrect the older update from their un-recycled trash folders in order to decipher the clue encoded in the Saturday update.

 

This is the cryptic Abib 10 quote referenced from the previous update.

 

Prophecy Update - Wednesday, March 22, 2023

▪︎ But the delay seemingly would not get out of early Abib, which involves many critical things. For instance, the Passover lamb is selected on the 10th­­­. To do this, Israel would already have to be back!

 

This is the most passive date shift of all the 400s. Using Abib 10 as a sideways suggestion exposes how befuddled those pacing in the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium are this week.

 

This is a ploy to buy time while also establishing a plausible deniability umbrella. After nothing happens on Abib 10, Dave can trumpet how much he knew it would not happen and then get into the semantics of what was written. He never SAID it would happen on Abib 10 but suggested the brethren think about it.

 

 

The line, “There is unanimity at Headquarters…” pads the insulation by spreading the blame post-failure.

 

Is there ANYTHING the cowardly weaklings

at Headquarters won’t agree to?

 

Not one man at the table had doubts about Abib 10? Not one man raised his hand to object? Not one man went on the record opposing this desperate grab?

 

Remember the “unanimity” after Abib 10 fails. It means the lying spirit that has captured Headquarters has an “unanimity” hold on every hireling there. None can be trusted.

 

All of them lack wisdom. All of them are complacent. All of them possess corrupt judgment. All of them will be proven to be fools (again) by sundown, April 1. There is “unanimity” of failure at Headquarters.

 

On the Sabbath, give a special “April Fools!” salute to these compromised enablers:

 

Bradford Schleifer • Edward Winkfield • Ryan Denee • Jaco Viljoen

Carl Houk • Timothy Ranney • Kenneth Orel • Jim Habboush

Andrew Holcombe • Salasi Jezhi • Frank Lydick • Raymond Garb

 

The Kingdom of Dave arriving on April Fool’s Day is perfection. It aligns all the proofs, metrics, and math like nothing else could. There could not be a more suitable day for David C. Pack to turn invisible to the world. (Technically, he is invisible to the world already.)

 

David C. Pack is the ultimate April Fool pranking the members of The Restored Church of God who allow themselves to be fooled. And that is no joke.

 

Marc Cebrian

See: April Fooled

 

CCOG Pastor Tells Village Chief and Family "he can marry anyone he chooses"

 

Just when you think the improperly named "continuing" Church of "god" cannot get any worse in Africa, it does. Check this out:

Hi all in COG land, latest news on the ground is this: 

 

Radson has met with village chief and Priscilla was present and announced he can marry anyone he chooses; so Patricia Sambini has now moved in with him in the Migowi Hall, this is what upset his oldest son Victor today. Most likely he has been married for months now as I've told some of our members all ready. Not sure if this is his Cousin, but that would even make it worse. This is one of 4 or 5 women that Radson was involved with since before I left Malawi in October 2021. 

 

Most likely the spin on this in the Letter to the Brethren will be Radson is married now or has been for months since his Ex wife Priscilla divorced him last July 2022 for rampant Adultery and not supporting his Family. We shall see what Dr Thiel reveals here, but don't be surprised if you hear good ole boy Radson is married. Also Radson has called his 2 oldest children today for a night meeting in which most likely he has threatened them to recant their position, but not sure how he'll spin this. It's hard on them also because they love their father and still hope for him to change, but facts are facts. 

 

Evans Ocheing covered this whole mess up and just told Priscilla to forgive and forget, which she couldn't do anymore. Evans is an Adulterer also. Have all that evidence on him also which will be released soon. 

 

African culture dictates a man can cheat on his wife as long as he provides for his Family. Evans Ocheing never responded to my questions on if Priscilla could divorce Radson on Adultery as he repeated only God hates divorce. Well isn't that special, we have to put up with whoring Adulterous African Minister's because it's their Cultural Norms!!!! I think not. 

 

Brethren Obey God rather than men. Dr Thiel always told us He who does the work of God Deceitfully is CURSED! The Curses are coming, that's why I had to separate myself from the so called Loving Government of CCOG. Terry A Nelson

Bob Thiel Calls Mulczowa Family and Deacons Liars

 

It did not take long for Bob to respond to the various videos from the Mulczowa family who spilled the beans on their adulterous family member.

I do not give a flying rat's ass what Bob thinks about me when he calls me all the things he says Paul said below, but to call Priscilla Mulczowa, her children, and two deacons as gossipers and liars is disgusting. Bob has sunk further than we ever imagined he would. It is like he wants us to believe that the entire family, the two deacons, and the woman who was lied to all sat down together and dreamed this all up. Not only that, he is essentially calling Sasha and Terry liars too. It's all rebellious people who refuse to submit to his authority. It's a church-government thing.

03/28/23 p.m. Various ones have been posting videos and other anti-CCOG materials online. Recently, I dealt with the related matters in the sermon: Hierarchical Governance and Corruption.

Beyond that, here is something from the Apostle Paul to consider:

15 To the pure all things are pure, but to those who are defiled and unbelieving nothing is pure; but even their mind and conscience are defiled. 16 They profess to know God, but in works they deny Him, being abominable, disobedient, and disqualified for every good work. (Titus 1:15-16) 

There are many false witnesses (cf. Matthew 26:60) and there are lot of people who seem to prefer gossip to accepting facts (cf. Proverbs 26:16,22).