LCG's Outstanding Return Rate For Prospective Members: 0.00649625%

 

The Living Church of God is marching forward into battle, getting its message across to the world in these perilous end times. They recently held several in-person presentations extolling their virtuous belief system to a deceived and hurting population. Out of a grand total population size of 1,354,628 to pull from, they attracted 88 people. That is a return rate of 0.00649625%. If we go by any past presentations of various COG groups, at least half to three-quarters of the people present were church members.

How, pray tell, can this possibly be seen as a profitable return rate for proclaiming a gospel message that they believe the world desperately needs to hear?

Last week, we held six in-person presentations in Grand Prairie, Alberta, Canada; Knoxville and Etowah, Tennessee; Hartford, Connecticut; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania; and Belfast, Northern Ireland, United Kingdom. These presentations drew a total of 88 guests.

The populations of the towns that LCG went into:

Grande Prairie, Alberta 70,385
Knoxville TN 198,722
Etowah, Tennessee 3,742
Hartford, Connecticut; 122,129
Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania 307,668
Belfast, Northern Ireland 348,000, wider metropolitan area 651,982

Grand total of people in the fields white for harvest: 1,354,628

The days of Church of God groups putting forth dynamic speakers like Herbert Armstrong and Garner Ted Armstrong are over. There are no men of that speaking caliber in any COG group today. People today start dozing off 10 minutes into a sermon or public lectures by these guys.

Crackpot Prophet Is Trying To Join Up With United Church Of God In Burundi

 

God's most highly favored prophet to ever walk this earth has had to ask Aaron Dean if he could piggyback on UCG's application to have a church in Burundi. Burundi apparently requires that foreign religious groups have a minimum of 500 followers in order to seek to be legitimized by the government. The Great Bwana has been unable to convince 500 Sabbatarians in Burundi to join his group, so he needs UCG's help. Priceless!

Burundi passed some laws on churches a year or two ago, which the government is starting to try to enforce. The law basically states that a church needs 300 people, but it suggests that one with a foreign connection must have at least 500 persons, land, and a building (and maybe multiple ones), in order to register so it can legally operate. This is something I spoke to Aaron Dean of UCG about this some time ago, and we talked again for over an hour when he telephoned me late last Thursday (we also discussed prophetic matters). 

 

The United Church of God (UCG) has applied for official registration in Burundi, but still has not been approved. If they get approved, then they are looking at how to meet whatever other requirements there may be. Aaron Dean told me that he would inform me when, and if, UCG gets its request for registration approved. He believes that UCG may then be able to cooperate with us in the Continuing Church of God in Burundi. So, at this instant, we are hoping that UCG’s registration will be approved and that, once approved, we may be essentially accepted under their approval or instead, perhaps, with a separate application ourselves. 

 

Because we in Continuing Church of God currently have 300, but less than 500 congregants with national identification cards, in Burundi, we are not sure if we can (or should) apply for registration yet–though that is being considered by our leader there. Not having registration (or not applying for it) could cause legal and other issues for those who declared that they want to be part of Continuing Church of God. 

 

So, at this stage, we either 1) need more people fairly quickly in Burundi, 2) see if we can apply for registration anyway and/or 3) see if our cooperation with UCG will, at least for now, keep our people in Burundi out of legal jeopardy.

Does UCG Really Want To Be Associated With CCOG Sex Scandals?

From a reader:

UCG is treading in dangerous waters if they think they need to start cooperating with Bob Thiel.

BOB THIEL COVERS UP SEX SCANDALS IN KENYA AND MALAWI 

 

The pretending, pompous, perturbed Prophet of Possibilities gives a pass to his Evangelist Evans Ocheing. Ocheing got caught sexting 2 Women on Facebook- he denied the first one, saying it was fake, even though the woman is real, Ms Joy Elizabeth of Nairobi. Mr Evans, was also catfished by Nelson's son, lusting after a fake Nairobi Woman that Nelson's son made up. Bob never commented on this, as I suspect he's embarrassed that nobody would believe the excuse Evans gave or most likely Bob forgave Evans, as Evans is good at coming up with fake numbers to twitterpate Bob's delusions of the fastest-growing COG ever. 

 

Bob shouldn't promote this Church Dating agenda when he clearly allows rampant sexual misconduct from Evans Ocheing of Kenya and Radson Molowzoa of Malawi, both treacherous individuals and known adulterers of many eyewitnesses, including written and video testimony. 

 

Oh well, no wonder, considering Rod Meredith said years ago that Bob suffers from delusions of grandeur. 

 

Karl Kolechek-on the ground in Africa

PCG Celebrating The Most God Aweful Book Ever Written - Mystery of the Ages

 

The Philadelphia Church of God is trumpeting today about how 40 years ago, Herbert gave his book to the sophomore class at Ambassador College in Pasadena.

Never has the church published a more useless and awful book than this!

Oh, wait, let's not forget those other brain burners like: 

The Incredible Human Potential, 

The Missing Dimension in Sex, 

Tomorrow's World: What It Will Be Like,

and that ridiculous US & BC book.

Did anyone ever actually read these books?