"Only fools trust what David C. Pack says"

Ugh. Homework.

 

David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God understands how to preoccupy the brethren, so instead of focusing on keeping leaven out of their minds, they can focus on him. He does this with non-stop updates and issuing crushing homework.

 

The Days of Unleavened Bread will end at sunset on Wednesday, April 12. So should the Pastor General's career when Jesus Christ does not establish the Kingdom to Israel on that very day, which is Abib 21 of the Hebrew calendar. Sadly, he will carry on without blushing because the trembling cowards at Headquarters will allow him to continue the blasphemous farce titled "The Greatest Untold Story!"

 

Part 434 is scheduled for today. Fingers crossed for this being the last one.

 

It is a mystery why this does not deter some from stuffing their green envelopes with more tree-buying funds. They should not feel good about where that money is going. David C. Pack betrayed a moment of honesty during his Greatest Hissy Fit.

 

Part 430 – March 18, 2023

@ 40:32 If all the people with the money…had sent it in, we could rock the planet...Or maybe pay off the buildings or whatever we’d do.

 

The tithes, offerings, and Common are going exactly where widows and retirees would hope. Where it is needed most. To preach the Gospel. But maybe for the Campus buildings. Campus trees. Campus gardens. Horse feed. Horse care. Shoveling horse manure.

 

Claimed with biblical authority, that money would be responsibly spent on “whatever we’d do.” Do not inquire Headquarters about where third tithe goes at the end of the fiscal year. It will only make you angry. Carl Houk would have to stare at his shoes if he told you in person.

 

 

David C. Pack is working so hard to fulfill prophecy it is embarrassing. He believes that communicating with the brethren for one week will somehow make “the days of his voice” of Revelation 10:7 come to pass. That is his private interpretation.

 

The problem is this has already been completed many times over.

Part 432 – April 1, 2023

@ 37:20 So, Revelation 10:7 appears to be fulfilled. Yesterday and today are “the days of my voice” before the Trumpet sounds.

 

April Fools!!!

 

Was David C. Pack lying, or was he just wrong? When it comes to speaking in God's Name, what difference does it make?

 

 

A string of Pathetic Updates is overwhelming the brethren of The Restored Church of God with page after page of homework used to distract them from David C. Pack's prophetic failures of April 1, 5, and 7. Include the impending and certain one to follow on April 12.

 

You could also count the Easter Sunday Great Tribulation No-Show, but since the Kingdom of Dave did not pop first, it was an unspoken fact among the enablers that the GT would be MIA this weekend.

 

The first update has been repackaged with a number. It is a reprint from the Right and Wrong article but is here to illustrate a point. There is no need to read it. Nor would I expect anyone to read the other two that follow. These are prime skipping materials, as some in RCG may also concur.

 

Skimming was invented for Pathetic Updates like these.

 

Those with stomachs strong enough to read will discover:

 

• The Kingdom of Dave will start on April 12 @ 12:05 PM ET.

• The 1335 must move a third time (since February).

• The First Kingdom is one year.

• The Great Tribulation is 30 days.

• The Last Great Day ends next year’s Days of Unleavened Bread.

 

As a fun exercise, scroll down the 1500 words on your phone, tablet, or computer screen to see how long all this is when the three updates are strung together.

 

INITIATE SCROLLING PROTOCOL HERE

 

 

Prophecy Update #1 – Friday, April 7, 2023

 

Brethren, here is a list of 10 verses to contemplate that were part of a much longer list of verses for your review. All the ministers here considered these verses in recent weeks. I drafted it March 27 with 40 more not included here, but the list would not gel in a final way that I could be sure of presenting it. It now has. They can only mean one thing. Questions will arise, but you should be able to readily see where this is going. Have fun with them! Think about them. Pray about them. When reading ask, when did world peace come? When were families fixed? When do many saints qualify to flee? When did people produce fruit? How long would God require before 35 billion people could walk in white? And was this even possible before the veil came off?

 

▪︎Isa. 61:2

▪︎Luke 4:19

▪︎Isa. 34:8

▪︎Hos. 3:3-5

▪︎Isa. 63:4

▪︎Jer. 23:12

▪︎Isa. 21:16

▪︎Jer. 51:46

▪︎Dan. 7:12 (time means year)

▪︎Luke 13:8

 

We are still on track. Despair over nothing! This list does not affect the 7 years and 1,000 years.

 

David C. Pack

 

 

Prophecy Update #2 – Saturday, April 8, 2023

 

I may give a message Monday. We’ll give the time if I do. To have one message, I decided to send two or three emails first so everyone can be ready for what I could then cover more quickly without losing people. This is the second one.

 

After reading the last announcement, you probably understand that a year is involved. As you meditate on this year, you will realize how it answers many more questions than the few sent last night. Here are a few more thoughts:

 

• Contrast the Isaiah 2:4 and Micah 4:3 “swords to plowshares and spears to pruninghooks” with Joel 3:10 and its context. The heathen are also told to awaken and “reverse” their implements. This clearly evidences a significant period of world peace—that perfectly fits one year.

 

• Carefully read Isaiah 2 and Micah 4. They describe a long period of time for the last days. Isaiah 2 shows the Day of the Lord follows a long first Kingdom in the last days.

 

• Joel 1:15-20 describes the Day of the Lord following a period where everything had enough time to be completely burned up everywhere! Recall Isaiah 5.

 

• II Peter 3:3-4 describes scoffers wondering why things are taking so long!

 

• James 5:7 describes God waiting to come through both the former and latter rain (at least the first month of it)! This requires a year.

 

• No wonder Jeremiah 8:20 records people wondering after the harvest is past and summer is ended why the Great Kingdom was taking so long.

 

• The King of the North (Man of Sin) enters Egypt before ever reaching Jerusalem.

 

• When was Israel going to learn to keep new moons correctly as God says in Amos they never did?

 

• A bit more complicated to read, but really fun to think about if you enjoy math, is this: Hosea 5:7 says a month will devour Israel. Daniel 12:11 says the sacrifices at what would be the end of this year occur at 1,290 days. How obvious that the great tribulation on Israel lasts 30 days until the 7-year Kingdom arrives. The remaining 1,260 days would be until they stop again for the same amount of time. The 45 days before this is when many saints will learn they do or do not escape—and that they better start praying about the weather and Sabbath flight. Exactly one month before Unleavened Bread ends next year is Easter morning—the Man of Sin will truly rise “in his season.” Obviously, the Sabbath immediately precedes Easter Sunday. The saints will have had 10.5 months to qualify to escape. Remember also this powerful point: An acceptable year loses one month for the great tribulation. But not if it is a 13-month year as the one just ahead.

 

• Carefully read all 114 verses of Leviticus 26 and Deuteronomy 28. Now you know there is enough time for all these things to be carried out by God in waves. When God says in Deut. 30:19-20 that He will set life and death, blessing and cursing in front of Israel and all peoples, He means it! In His love, He gives 100 billion one full year to make their decision.

 

• It becomes obvious that those who go first are judges, counsellors and teachers for an ENTIRE YEAR! What an unbelievable honor for those who stayed the course for so long.

 

• The moad of Habakkuk 1:2-4 before God comes to “save” for one year (the world) is the whole 7 Days of Unleavened Bread. Lev. 23 calls it a moad 4 times and a chag once. For those watching, this is rapidly becoming a “REAL-TIME metric” we can see that proves we are in the right year for Christ to come—potentially exactly when the Days of Unleavened Bread end Wednesday in Jerusalem.

 

• Finally, of course now the 8th day of the Feast (Last Great Day) would follow next year’s Days of Unleavened Bread.

 

If I decide to speak, I will not send another message tomorrow because you have much to read and think about in this time when we are all to seriously “consider our ways.”

 

David C. Pack

 

 

Prophecy Update #3 – Sunday, April 9, 2023

 

Here is the next announcement. It does not mean I won’t speak tomorrow. I will—at 1:30 PM our time. Many brethren at the Headquarters dance last night were buzzing about what they are reading and I was (happily) besieged with questions. What follows is a series of simple, bulleted points that will continue to be helpful before I speak:

 

• With the first Kingdom a year-long, no wonder so many babies (sucklings) and pregnant women are spoken of in the Olivet Prophecy per their flight!

 

• We now know how long our families prophesy, dream dreams, and see visions—a year!

 

• Think. Many of our children, grandchildren and, for some, great-grandchildren, now have 8 years(!!!) to be old enough for eternal life by the Millennium. Virtually all of mine will be adults by then, and one or two in their 30s. After this point, the wait for salvation will be long. (Of course, those who go first are still scheduled for eternal life right away.)

 

• The incomplete saints will grow up exactly as calves of the stall do for one year! This is an example of a more “oblique” proof of the first Kingdom being a year.

 

• All mankind will now keep all of the Holy Days for one cycle before the Day of the Lord—including the Last Great Day that it depicts! Also, several we thought would disappear will actually be kept forever per Lev. 23. It seems unlikely God will have the whole world keep all of them and then drop some of them as Ezek. 45:18-25 could appear to say. Note what God tells Israel in Hos. 12:9—also obliquely proving a one-year first Kingdom. (Obviously, the long day is still the Day of the Lord at the end of the year.)

 

• Related to this is Zech. 8:19. This describes fasts turned into feasts that would require a year for all to be kept and enjoyed in what four verses later calls “those days”—when people are seeking God in Jerusalem.

 

• Mal. 4:2 describes Christ arising with healing in His wings before many grow up for a year. Thus, mass healing permits all to enjoy perfect health for this year—hardly an action God would stress if only a few days for the first period applied.

 

• Somewhat related to this is that the start of the year is the natural time for all miscarried and aborted babies to return to the families who are being pieced back together in this period!

 

• The veil must stay on all those who don’t seek God, or He would have to destroy them at the Day of the Lord. They would be accountable for their sins—and there would be no 7-year Kingdom!

 

• Related, Satan is able to influence mankind, plant tares among the wheat, and deceive the whole world until the Jude 6 Great Day of Judgment (Day of the Lord).

 

• Matt. 19:28-30 describes what has to be a long period when the saints have lands and houses. Of course, this is now easily understood to be a year! These are the same houses they are to flee immediately when the great tribulation arrives.

 

• Isa. 11:4 describes the wicked can be slain within what we now know is the year. Remember, no one can hurt or destroy in “God’s Holy Mountain” there. Certain rebels/troublemakers will just not make it through the year.

 

• A final thought will help you see the first Kingdom is a year. All through His Plan it is evident that God works in months and years.

 

This is the 5th straight day I have communicated with you by voice or email. Tomorrow will be the 6th. There will be one more email on Tuesday, with things I cannot fit in tomorrow’s message. Please be sure you are keeping up with these and encouraging others to do the same! Also, please remind others about 1:30 PM tomorrow.

 

David C. Pack

 

 

STOP SCROLLING HERE

 

Man, that is a lot of homework.

 

Through all that text, nowhere does David C. Pack explain why he has failed for 800 hours and 18 minutes across 2700 days and why he is qualified to lead.

 

I laughed out loud when I scrolled. It is at its most hysterical on a phone, especially when you consider Prophecy Update #4 to be released on Tuesday after Part 434 today.

 

One amusing moment was found at the end of Update #2.

 

Prophecy Update #2 – Saturday, April 8, 2023

If I decide to speak, I will not send another message tomorrow because you have much to read and think about in this time when we are all to seriously “consider our ways.”

 

David C. Pack

 

Prophecy Update #3 – Sunday, April 9, 2023

Here is the next announcement.

 

Only fools trust what David C. Pack says.

 

It was at Update #3 that they realized Dave was on a five-day streak, and shooting for seven would win him a plastic ring, so they retroactively added #1 and #2 to the others. Dave lusts after Revelation 10:7 like it is wearing a short skirt and high heels. You tempting hussy, you.

 

Dave wants so badly to force God’s hand to make prophecy happen. He will be as successful as the fish that wished super hard for long enough that they “evolved” lungs and feet to crawl out of the primordial ocean and explore the dry land they could not see.

 

 

These long homework updates are a desperate “look over here” distraction from three recent failures. If Dave waves his left hand wildly enough, you might not realize his right hand is empty. None of those pages explain why April 1, 5, and 7 failed or even acknowledge that they did. If you mention Christmas or Purim, well, you are just being impatient and faithless because God is not working with you.

 

David C. Pack is drowning, and the hirelings at Headquarters will let him. He is drowning in Bible verses while he tries to drown the brethren. No matter what content is given today and tomorrow, Wednesday will fail. It is sure and certain.

 

If you want to be right about nothing happening, just say out loud that nothing will happen Wednesday and when IT occurs, what did occur is that you were proven right. You thought IT would happen, and IT did.

 

Now, we can ponder together all day long wondering just how right we are, as we suspicioned.

 

That is your homework.

 

 Marc Cebrian

See: Ugh, Homework

Raise your joys and triumphs high, Alleluia!

 

1. Christ the Lord is ris’n today, Alleluia!
   Sons of men and angels say, Alleluia!
   Raise your joys and triumphs high, Alleluia!
   Sing, ye heav’ns, and earth, reply, Alleluia!

Dave Pack: Right And Wrong - Another Day, Another Failure

 

Right And Wrong

 

It was not a cheerful Sabbath morning for David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God. As the sun sets in Jerusalem on April 8, 2023, prophetic failure creeps across the planet’s horizon as it steadily closes in on Wadsworth, Ohio.

 

Sunset in Jerusalem was at 12:03 PM ET. Sunset in Wadsworth is at 7:59 PM ET.

 

Jesus Christ did not materialize last night before 11:19 PM ET to raise Elijah That Prophet to speak to the world at sunrise for one whole day heralding the Gospel of the Kingdom to Israel.

 

That is such a shame since Dave had his 3x5 card introduction practically memorized.

 

While in the midst of the Days of Unleavened Bread, the members of The Restored Church of God are enjoying another string of prophetic failures taught by their Levitical King Golden Calf, proving the words of the Bible mean nothing to them. Scripture identifies who and what David C. Pack is. Yet, they choose to stay seated and put their green envelopes in the passing basket.

 

April 1 failed. April 5 failed. April 7 failed.

 

If this were baseball, Dave would be retired to the dugout bench.

 

But, since this One True Church is continuing the legitimate lineage of Herbert W. Armstrong’s The Worldwide Church of God, Pastor General David C. Pack of The Restored Church of God can take as many swings at the plate as he wants without consequence.

 

All true prophets have the privilege of enjoying the free All-You-Can-Eat Date-Setting Buffet. The compromised hirelings at Headquarters are happy to bring you another clean plate, Mr. Pack.

 

More art than science, prophesying can mean inspired preaching, but it can just mean teaching what the Bible appears to say. This, combined with imperceptible biblical fulfillments, are the apostolic flak jacket guarding against logical criticisms and uncomfortable verses. After all, god is running the show, not Dave.

 

 

A Pathetic Update last night gave RCG members pointless homework to distract them from the Friday night failure. Notice the lack of admission or responsibility.

 

Prophecy Update – April 7, 2023

 

Brethren, here is a list of 10 verses to contemplate that were part of a much longer list of verses for your review. All the ministers here considered these verses in recent weeks. I drafted it March 27 with 40 more not included here, but the list would not gel in a final way that I could be sure of presenting it. It now has. They can only mean one thing. Questions will arise, but you should be able to readily see where this is going. Have fun with them! Think about them. Pray about them. When reading ask, when did world peace come? When were families fixed? When do many saints qualify to flee? When did people produce fruit? How long would God require before 35 billion people could walk in white? And was this even possible before the veil came off?

 

▪︎Isa. 61:2

▪︎Luke 4:19

▪︎Isa. 34:8

▪︎Hos. 3:3-5

▪︎Isa. 63:4

▪︎Jer. 23:12

▪︎Isa. 21:16

▪︎Jer. 51:46

▪︎Dan. 7:12 (time means year)

▪︎Luke 13:8

 

We are still on track. Despair over nothing! This list does not affect the 7 years and 1,000 years.

 

David C. Pack

 

This is a thinly veiled ruse to give the impression of progress. The more David C. Pack defaults, the more clearly other biblical information clicks into focus. Yeah, still on track despite April 1, April 5, and April 7.

 

Why they cannot spell out the full book names has always been a mystery. How Isa. is better than Isaiah or Hos. is better than Hosea has escaped me for years. If anyone knows, please write me at exrcgwebsite@gmail.com. That is a splinter in my mind that never stops itching.

 

 

The full enjoyment of The Night To Be Much Observed on Wednesday was tainted for everyone in The Restored Church of God. Though Dave was not physically at everyone’s dinner table, his cheap Untold Cologne was a lingering sign his presence was felt. David C. Pack ensured the night was about him, not the traditional intent.

 

Hopefully, Dave left room in his belly because he had to eat a lot of his own words, along with the unleavened cheesecake.

 

Flashback Part 432 – April 1, 2023

@ 12:49 I’m gonna absolutely…just wipe out, just annihilate all idea that what we are waiting for is not one week. Seven days. I’m gonna just destroy it.

 

@ 29:35 And it clicked last night. What an amazing thing that all mankind will awaken into the Night To Be Much Observed.

 

@ 32:54 So, when does that happen?... It's the first day of Unleavened Bread…So, from sunup to sundown, after a good night's sleep and a wonderful dinner, God talks to the earth all day long through {me}. It’s that simple.

 

@ 35:46 …we expect Christ sometime before sundown Jerusalem time on Wednesday…He has to come to us before that. He says He does.

 

Five days later, on April 6, Dave disassociated himself from all of that. He spoke the words, but they lasted less than five days before he denied them.

 

If you think those quotes prove that David C. Pack was “wrong” on this matter, take another guess. Acute mental illness juiced with demonic influence generates a denial overshield that warps reality while it erases history. Only the most skilled narcissists in the world can wield such power.

 

 

As reported here first, “The Greatest Unending Story! (Special Comments)” from April 6, 2023, was relabeled as Part 433 because the Series is not over, and the enablers at Headquarters were forced to admit it.

 

During those not-so-final and not-so-special comments, David C. Pack reasserted his supremacy for mastering blind arrogance. Kids, do not try this at home.

Part 433 – April 6, 2023

@ 03:40 Now, I figured out last night at a wonderful Night To Be Much Observed in a terrific conversation that, eventually, fell on this subject that I would learn at noon today if I was right (as I suspicioned last night and almost certain I was right) about this morning. And that is if we reached noon today and we were under one week, the one week [Daniel 9:27] is seven years, not seven days. But, in a curious twist (in an extraordinary twist), I will show you why this week is different than anything WE thought, and only with the Last Great Day to start it. So, lemme just say a week of seven days became impossible beyond noon today. I thought that would happen, and I was sitting upstairs telling the men I was working with I believe it will happen, and it did.

 

Physicians at a mental hospital would have a field day with this logic. The pathological denial is of biblical proportions. How is it possible for a functioning human being outside an institution to think this way? And this guy runs a church, folks.

 

He was wrong about Jesus Christ establishing the Kingdom to Israel, but the more important aspect was the one week of Daniel 9:27. Nowhere in that statement is the concept of being at fault to be found. David C. Pack can only focus on where he is right and blows past physical reality and recent history.

 

 

“…I believe IT will happen, and IT did.”

 

On the surface, that may fly with the skimmers until you realize that IT was literally NOTHING. Nothing happened. He suspected nothing would happen. And he was proven right when nothing happened.

 

In Dave’s mind, by nothing occurring, something occurred that reinforced his correctness and validated his superbly-accurate instincts. Stew on that.

 

What does that say about me or Gary, or Dennis? How about Jessica, Elizabeth, Richard, Adelle, John, and Scott? We all suspicioned NOTHING would happen as Dave said, and IT came to pass. How come a group of disbelieving antichrists "figured out" this before it fell from Dave's mouth? Why are wicked rebels consistently accurate long before The Apostle leading God's True Church?

 

 

“…I would learn at noon today if I was right

as I suspicioned last night and almost certain I was right…”

 

Who do you know wanders around wondering how right they are? How much time during an average day do you spend pondering how right you are about anything?

 

This is the mind of David C. Pack. Narcissists are very preoccupied with being right all the time. It is of paramount importance they are perceived as correct and intelligent, and they can become aggressive when that aura is threatened.

 

This very brief article by Dr. George Simon covers aspects of grandiose narcissists.

 

Despite facing a catastrophic biblical failure of his own teachings on April 1 and April 5, David C. Pack repeats how right he was about nothing happening. Please explain how that is not an expression of several mental illnesses.

 

 

This is where I am going to lose some of you. But if you made it past the origins of Dave’s mental issues, maybe you will let this one squeak by.

 

To illustrate the sheer ridiculousness of the premise David C. Pack was bragging about, it is time for another ridiculous premise to be woven into his words.

 

Wayne’s World fans will appreciate this more than others.

 

Part 433 (Revised) – April 6, 2023

@ 03:40 Now, I figured out last night that monkeys would not fly out of my butt. At a wonderful Night To Be Much Observed, in a terrific conversation that eventually fell on this subject that monkeys would not fly out of my butt and that I would learn at noon today if I was right about monkeys not flying out of my butt (as I suspicioned last night and almost certain I was right) about monkeys not flying out of my butt this morning. And that is, if we reached noon today and we were under one week, it meant monkeys would not fly out of my butt. But, in a curious twist (in an extraordinary twist), I will show you why this week monkeys not flying out of my butt is different than anything WE thought about monkeys flying out of my butt, only with the Last Great Day to start it. So, lemme just say monkeys flying out of my butt became impossible beyond noon today. I thought the absence of monkeys flying out of my butt would happen, and I was sitting upstairs telling the men I was working with I believe the absence of monkeys flying out of my butt will happen, and it did. Monkeys did not fly out of my butt.

 

The childish, sophomoric humor exposes the farcical nature of what David C. Pack really said. He found a way to be “right” in a situation where he was completely “wrong.” That is insanity and warrants derision.

 

Yes, I am guilty of making a crass, humorous moment out of something deadly serious. David C. Pack is not one anyone should fear, nor should they fear the false god he serves. The spirit that drives him is the Spirit of Error which explains the years of increasing chaos and confusion.

 

As a false prophet, David C. Pack earns our complete disdain and disregard. He is a human idol for those inside The Restored Church of God. He is the infallible Vicar of Christ living on the Headquarters Campus. This blaspheming liar will not stop soiling God’s name by fraudulently claiming His authority.

 

800 hours and 16 minutes across 2700 days have produced Jack Squat.

 

No matter how absolute and pure the biblically-condemned failure David C. Pack is guilty of, his corrupted mind will always find a way to be right while he is utterly wrong.

 

David C. Pack WILL be right one day about the Kingdom to Israel…at the exact moment monkeys fly out of my butt.

Marc Cebrian

See: Right And Wrong

Dave Pack: Moving day, again…

 

The Last Great Moving Day

 

The Restored Church of God is in the midst of the Days of Unleavened Bread. Pastor General David C. Pack was as giddy as a schoolgirl yesterday because it was Green Envelope Day. The income on the first and last days of Unleavened Bread set the pace for financial spending into the fall, with a Pentecost boost in May.

 

Depending on the revenue collected, the brethren may anticipate another Hissy Fit if they signal their David C. Pack confidence level with their checkbooks.

 

The pattern of people deciding to leave includes opting out of listening to Dave's sermons, not taking notes when they are forced to listen, avoiding talking about the Series with the All-Believing Zealots, and pulling back on their offerings. Some of the more bold among RCG will withhold their tithes, but that starts the ticking clock in the Business and Accounting Office.

 

If the Green Envelope turnout was good, Dave will crow about it. But they will only use percentages to hide the real numbers. If the turnout was not-so-good, Dave might bring more hellfire and brimstone to the lectern since he controls the trap door button that leads to the Lake of Fire. Piss him off, and away you go.

 

Nobody should ever fear David C. Pack, not what he does and not what he says. Deuteronomy 18:22 is an appropriate fallback position for addressing a man who cannot get anything right.

 

Just this week, his prophetic rockets crashed and burned twice. On April 1 and again on April 5. If that is not the pure definition of “spoken it presumptuously,” please give me a better example.

 

The Night To Be Much Observed was a “has to be” scenario that was not. Lighting always strikes David C. Pack when it is too late to matter. RCG issued spin to defuse the diffuse of another failure on their hands.

 

 

Prophetic Update – April 5, 2023

 

We trust all of you had as meaningful a Passover as we here at Headquarters. As we began keeping a wonderful Night to be Much Observed, it became clear the delay God planned was, in fact, longer than ever considered.The enigmatic nature of the Last Great Day, which caps the fall Festival repeat of the days we are now keeping, finally came clear. Think: Why did Christ point to a resurrection on the “last day”—“that Great Day of the Feast” (John 7:37, 11:24) when the resurrection is indisputably an Abib event? The answer is the Eighth (Last Great) Day moves to Abib, meaning, if correct, the one week we are waiting for starts a day later—sometime on day 2 of Unleavened Bread.

 

This would allow all men to be raised on a Friday to prepare for a regular Sabbath (having not been raised on holy time), among many other advantages to this view of the week that could be detailed if time permitted.

 

Have a wonderful First Day of Unleavened Bread as our wait extends into tomorrow.

 

 

That Pathetic Update was so lame even the typist in CAD did not want to sign it.

 

“…it became clear…”

You have to laugh because that is at the heart of these updates. Everyone knew it was going to fail, and then, as a deadline approached, it finally became clear to King David Passed Over that nothing would happen.

 

Why is that always a shock to him? David C. Pack failing is the baseline for the reality of sane individuals.

 

“…the delay God planned was, in fact, longer than ever considered.”

 

Dave has no idea how much longer “the delay” will be. He is utterly clueless because he is a false apostle and a false prophet. God is not guiding him. The proof is in the pudding.

 

The Spirit of Error laughs through the hallways at Headquarters, whooping it up in the Third Floor Executive Imaginarium as the Packian Triad of Fraud works diligently to formulate new alternatives to a perpetually failing system.

 

“…our wait extends into tomorrow.”

 

That was on Wednesday afternoon before Dave sat down to enjoy the meal that should not have been that the ladies slaved over all day. The Kingdom of Dave wait has extended into another extension.

 

 

Dave graced the members of Headquarters yesterday with 18 minutes of “Special Comments” that will be relabeled “The Greatest Unending Story! (Part 433)” later. It reinforced and expanded on the Pathetic Update setting the new deadline to be at sunrise in Jerusalem tomorrow.

 

The Kingdom of Dave Arrives

11:19 PM ET on Friday, April 7, 2023

 

All it took was a minor adjustment. David C. Pack moved "The Last Great Day" from the Feast of Tabernacles to the Days of Unleavened Bread. It practically fell there on its own when he slightly tilted it. But do not panic. It will be moved back soon.

Special Comments (Part 433) – April 6, 2023

@ 02:16 If you bring that day forward and you count it, there is now, as of this moment, less than a week before the Great Day would end if you put it at the end of the Days of Unleavened Bread.

 

David C. Pack is now moving Holy Days around so they can bow to his image. Those that thought only God had the authority to move holy time need to get up to speed.

 

The brethren in the audience at Headquarters who did not feel terribly uncomfortable with this are truly asleep.

 

I wonder if Dave gets tired of setting up these sequences of events each time his own date fails.

 

@ 06:02 If the Great Tribulation is this year, on Saturday night in Jerusalem (in a little over 48 hours), Christ will turn off the sacrifices again. 45 days after the 1335, which was Adar 1. And the Man of Sin will set up the Abomination. It will be time to flee after the Sabbath. And by Sunday morning at dawn, Easter is on, and billions will be tuned in. And three and a half days, the worst time in history, will begin. 

 

@ 06:58 Are we waiting for Thursday night tonight, or we waiting for Friday night tomorrow? Lemme just say again, Saturday night would be when the Sabbath flight occurs. Right after the Sabbath. Twelve hours before Easter sunrise worship. Ezekiel 8. And three and half days of Great Tribulation starts. None of this changes.

 

This entire new picture hinges on a tiny adjustment to God's Holy Day calendar.

 

@ 13:49 But this would only be true if the Great Day were brought forward to follow Unleavened Breadbefore this day disappears forever.

 

Oh, is that all?

 

Dave does not bother to explain how he has the authority to do this. He must have found that license, unlike with smaller issues of the past.

 

Flashback Part 421 – February 18, 2023

@ 1:10:23 But I found no authority. You cannot add to seven years or a thousand years. You cannot add to one month. It was just that simple.

 

And yet he did. But, moving the Last Great Day is much bigger than that.

 

Flashback Part 431 – March 31, 2023

@ 21:59 There is no license to put Daniel’s 3 ½ days in front of the 10.

 

And yet he did. But, moving the Last Great Day is much bigger than that.

 

Special Comments (Part 433) – April 6, 2023

@ 14:00 Remember that the Fall Feast pictures the same thing that the Spring Feast does. It even says to remind you that you lived in temporary dwellings when I brought you out of Israel. So, if God wanted to put the Last Great Day after the seven days in the fall to hide it for thousands of years till He could bring it forward and put it after the first seven days in the spring, which pictures the same thing, He could do that.

 

God could do that. But God is not doing that. He is certainly not doing that through David C. Pack. Just like God did not hide the 50-day count to Trumpets by tricking people into counting 50 days to Pentecost for thousands of years.

 

Flashback Part 385 – July 30, 2022

@ 23:21 Why did Israel and the church count 50 to Pentecost, a Holy Day, for 3,500 years?...And we did it possibly in the wrong season toward the wrong Holy Day.

 

@ 24:35 …but is it possible that we were counting 50…through the wrong weeks toward the wrong Holy Day when we should be counting 50 in the weeks of the fall harvest that God put 'em in the spring for a purpose to hide them?

 

Dave's god really loves his dirty tricks. Boy, the Jews will be pissed when they find out they were not let in on the joke.

 

Some may not be aware that Dave also temporarily moved The Night To Be Much Observed from the eve of the First Day of Unleavened Bread to the Last Day in 2021. For months he held to that position with a legal-paper length full of reasons that made no sense since day one.

 

I joked with my editing partner that I would order pizza on The Night To Be Much Observed because leaven was no longer a sin as of sunset.

 

Two weeks before Passover in 2021, they made a much-shorter announcement moving it back to where the old coot Herbert W. Armstrong placed it. As it turns out, the wrinkled fossil did have some things right.

 

In 2021, David C. Pack thought to move the Night To Be Much Observed from the first night to the last night. In 2022, David C. Pack thought to move the 50-day count from Pentecost to Trumpets. In 2023, David C. Pack thinks to move the Last Great Day from the Feast of Tabernacles to the Days of Unleavened Bread.

 

David C. Pack thinks to change times and seasons.

 

Daniel 7 says this is the same guy who wears out the saints. 800 hours is a pretty good start to wearing some folks out. How many people has Dave “worn out” of the church?

 

The burning question becomes: What will David C. Pack think to change next time?

 

 

David C. Pack just moved the Last Great Day from the fall into the spring, and there was not one gasp or walkout at Headquarters. Those people will eat anything he feeds them now. And Dave knows it.

 

Special Comments (Part 433) – April 6, 2023

@ 14:53 But, all of that collapses if God didn’t show us at a wonderful dinner last night things I’d looked at in the past but couldn’t figure out that He’s gonna bring the Great Day six months forward and build the Kingdom of God. It is known as one day to God…He hid it six months out.

 

He enjoyed a wonderful dinner that should not have been had the ladies at Headquarters been moved by faith because Jesus Christ was supposed to raise Elijah to rule the Kingdom of Dave before the first glass of wine was poured.

 

Dave's wonderful dinner proves again that nobody in RCG takes him seriously.

 

I want the names of the hirelings at that table who believed God revealed this knowledge. Even if one hoped He did, the light of day tomorrow morning will sterilize that concept.

 

 

@ 15:55 So, it appears this very brief message turned out to be (unexpectedly) the final little ration given in a season. What season? The First Day of Unleavened Bread or the second one, Jerusalem time. The season of Unleavened Bread. Who’da ever thought that?

 

Well, you, Dave. In 2019. And 2020. And 2021. And 2022. Now revisited in 2023.

 

@ 16:52 But, that said, probably everyone has to hear it before Christ comes tomorrow night. We can hope for tonight. But, after this final message, {I} rushes to call it out (yet again), a ration in season. There is a delay called a tiny, tiny micron when {I’m} about to sound.

 

So, it is fair to say that prophecy was NOT fulfilled like he said during Part 432 five days prior.

 

Flashback Part 432 – April 1, 2023

@ 37:20 So, Revelation 10:7 appears to be fulfilled. Yesterday and today are the days of my voice before the Trumpet sounds. When the Mystery is over. The last ration given in a season.

 

An invisible 1335 start. An invisible prophetic fulfillment. Everyone is anticipating the invisible coming of Jesus Christ, hiding in the Hall of Administration secret chamber that only David C. Pack will know about.

 

 

Special Comments (Part 433) – April 6, 2023

@ 17:43 There’d be about one day from this message now until Christ arrives. And then, once He does, we in another about to clock that lasts another one day until the sacrifices are turned off, and world hell is turned on. I found that interesting. We can hope for tonight, but probably it's tomorrow. But, if it is tomorrow, after all is said and done, Christ (as I've been suspicious for years) does come on a Sabbath.

 

@ 18:34 So, then, in conclusion, adjusting for where you live, brethren, around the world, stay focused every hour up to Jerusalem dawn on the Sabbath. We will find out what hour it is that we cannot at this time think and know. Godspeed that hour.

 

The short-lived end of the road for this new concoction is 11:19 PM ET tonight, Friday, April 7.

 

 

As alarming as it sounds for a man to move around God’s calendar due to arrogant desperation, fret you not, for this will not linger.

 

It is obvious that David C. Pack did not think this fully through. He has a blind spot regarding the implications of his words.

 

By moving the Last Great Day to the Days of Unleavened Bread, The Restored Church of God just lost one of the primary Green Envelope Days. Ask those who have birthdays on Christmas how much fun that idea is. The result is that you give only one offering during the Feast of Tabernacles because the Last Great Day and the seventh day of Unleavened Bread would be doubled up.

 

This guarantees this idea will not stick. It may not even survive through the Campus Easter Egg Hunt. It was easy for him to move the Last Great Day into the spring, so it should be even easier to move it right back. 

 

How a man can take upon himself that kind of authority without hesitation should be of deep concern to those inside The Restored Church of God. David C. Pack is a blaspheming liar who continually places God’s name on his fraudulent heresy and does not blush when it fails.

 

How many verses need to come alive with David C. Pack’s voice before you find the courage to leave? Brethren, get out while you still can.

Marc Cebrian

See: The Last Great Moving Day

Gerald Weston: God Could Have Raised Up Stones To Do His Work, But Instead Chose Us

 

Isn't it special to be chosen above all other human organizations like the Living Church of God is?

Yes, God could raise up stones to do His Work, but He has not chosen that path. Rather, He has chosen you and me, and through our combined efforts, He is doing a notable Work. We too, must be bold and unafraid. To that end, I want to thank you again for fearing God more than men, as this Work is not popular in our woke world, and even in apostate Christianity. So, thank you dear brethren and co-workers for bravely participating in this end-time Work!

Poor Bob, always left behind, eating dust. 

Gerald continues on being the positive force that he is with another of his Debbie-Downer tirades:

But, do we comprehend why the Anglo-Saxon peoples (as well as much of the rest of the world) are going through so many crises all at the same time? Consider the United States. Even as I write, we may be entering a new banking crisis as Silicon Valley Bank collapsed and was taken over by the Federal government. Signature Bank on the opposite side of the country suffered a similar fate, resulting in concern over the stability of the banking system. We hope that all will calm down, but as we have learned in the last three years, situations that start small can escalate into something far worse. 

 

The west coast, most especially California, now faces flooding, following years of extreme drought. An elderly gentleman many years ago passed along this observation: “One extreme often follows another.” That has been true in Australia where alternating extreme droughts and massive floods have occurred over the last several years, and we are seeing the same happen in the western United States. 

 

Meanwhile, the U.S., the UK, and most of Europe have been drawn into a proxy war, the largest war on the European continent since 1945. It is difficult to know how this will play out in the short term. Both Russia and the West are so heavily invested at this point that neither seems able to back down. Will this end up as a humiliating defeat for one side, or will some kind of compromise bring it to an end? According to Bible prophecy, much has yet to happen, but as some thinking individuals are opining, “World War III has begun.” This does not mean that Armageddon is here. As often happens, smaller conflicts precede the spark that sets off a greater one. What we see right now is that this conflict is changing Europe and setting the stage for the fulfillment of Bible prophecy and for mankind’s ultimate conflict.

Oh, the humanity! Trials and tribulations are around every corner but never fear these are all just minor things to worry about, those big bad GERMANS are soon to arrive and cause more problems than anything listed above! Big meanies!!!!!

Watch Europe! Revelation 13 describes the revival of a great military power. The symbolic language that the Apostle John used—about a fantastic beast rising up out of the sea, having seven heads and ten horns—depicts a recurring, evil political system which has greatly oppressed and heavily influenced the peoples in Western civilization, and through them, the entire world. 

 

The seven heads represent seven distinct revivals of this evil empire over a long period of time…. This final, seventh revival will be similar in form to today’s European Union—ten different nations or groups of nations will be represented by ten different kings or presidents. These ten heads of state “receive authority for one hour as kings with the beast” (v. 12). In other words, they will rule for a very short time along with the final “Hitler” (pp. 15-16). 

 

He also told us to watch for a narrowing from 27 nations to the final revival of ten: “So we can expect old national boundaries to shift, or some current EU members to quit” (p. 17). There may also be a “‘two speed’ Europe, with Germany and other key nations forming an ‘inner core’ of EU members, with closer economic, military, and political cooperation than other EU nations that retain misgivings” (p. 18). 

 

We see trouble on every side for the American and British-descended peoples: massive immigration problems, labor and supply shortages due to able-bodied men sitting on the sidelines, new alliances forming, South American countries turning Marxist, Mexico thumbing its nose at the giant to its north, China and Russia gaining traction in the Middle East as the U.S. and Britain are pushed aside, and the threat of war between China and the U.S. over Taiwan. Again, from Dr. Meredith: “A new world order is in the process of emerging” (p. 18). And remember, he wrote this in 2001, not based on human reason, but on Bible prophecy. 

 

Why is all this happening? Are we unable to connect the dots between our moral decay and our downward slide on the world scene? Cannot Australians connect the dots between their immoral behaviors and violent weather extremes? Cannot the U.S. do the same? And as the U.S. goes down the drain, cannot its allies—Canada, the UK, and others—read the handwriting on the wall?

This record has been skipping in place with this same mantra for decades. 

Then Gerald loves to whip in a little British Israelism to stir the die-hard faithful into a frenzy to keep them living in fear.

Dear brethren and co-workers, the United States and the British-descended peoples are none other than the leading nations of the lost ten tribes of Israel (see our free resource, The United States and Great Britain in Prophecy). God warned us that if we turn away from Him, He will turn His back on us. Disaster will come upon disaster with natural catastrophes, military setbacks, and diseases striking us as a wakeup call. It appears we are not yet connecting the dots between our sins and why everything is going wrong.

Gerald then goes on to say they have a warning to get out to the world, yet no one seems to know who they are. If people do not start listening to them the Germans will get them! Very soon!

Similarly, we have been commissioned to warn end-time Israel (not only the Jews, but all the tribes, especially the birthright tribes of Ephraim and Manasseh) to repent and turn back to God. The consequence for not doing so will be national disaster on a scale unimaginable. As with John the Baptist and all of God’s servants over the centuries, our message is not one that people want to hear. Yes, we have the positive Gospel of God’s coming Kingdom, the Family of God ruling over the earth in the near future, but sadly, we are in for a very rough time before Christ returns to save us from total annihilation (Matthew 24:21-22). We must not neglect our duty.

Then, like most other small COG's out there, Weston goes on to justify why they are so small...but, oh, they are doing such a mighty work! So powerful! So mind-bogglingly awesome.

So, although we are small, and we really are small, let us not despise the day of small things. When we consider how few there are of us as members and co-workers, it is astonishing what God is doing through us. Nearly 600,000 people receive an annual Tomorrow’s World magazine subscription absolutely free of charge. Then, there are the millions of free booklets, DVDs, CDs, and letters sent out each year. Our literature is translated into French, Spanish, Dutch, Afrikaans, German and more. 

 

We are on eleven nationwide television networks in the U.S. with scores of additional stations. Tomorrow’s World also airs on nationwide networks in Canada, Australia, New Zealand, the Philippines, South Africa, and Trinidad and Tobago. 

 

We also support a worldwide ministry with hundreds of congregations. There is so much more God is doing through us, yet, we are truly a little flock. Most of our congregations are small and altogether we number about 12,000. We are most grateful for the few thousand donors and co-workers helping us. Dr. Meredith used to remind us that we are like “half a peanut shell in the midst of the Pacific Ocean.” How true, but we must not despise the day of small things. God will continue to do the Work through us to the degree He chooses, before the curtain of destruction descends upon this troubled planet.

So there you have it! The most awesome COG in history doing the most amazing work ever imagined (after Bob Thiel, of course), 

We must fear God and do the Work He has called us to. And, we must never forget that this life is temporary and that we are investing for a greater future when God will reward His faithful servants who see beyond the here and now. Brethren and co-workers, thank you for what you are doing.
Sincerely, in Christ’s service,

Gerald E. Weston

Peace out brethren! Don't let the Germans get you and TRY to have a happy day.